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Hayden @hjrrockies.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

8 years ago today I watched the rockies get creamed by the brewers in denver on a rainy cold miserable afternoon that sucked real bad

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Hayden @hjrrockies.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

experiencing a funny case of "poll herding" in the capstone class I'm working with. There are four of us who split up the grading, and we're (benignly) pressured to make sure our individual averages are close to each other. When there are just 24 student teams to grade (N = 6 for each grader)...

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Hayden @hjrrockies.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

at this point the only thing I can confidently say is that i’m still getting a math phd because I’m just 70 pages of dissertation away from it. If i was 100 pages away from being done, I might rethink the plan

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Hayden @hjrrockies.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

friend clowning on me in their class notes

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Hayden @hjrrockies.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

sayings overheard from a friend, grading: - “it’s not natural log, you fucks” - “these wretched, wretched integrals”

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Hayden @hjrrockies.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

briefly logged back in to twitter to try to find a post by someone and it’s insane how quickly exposure to that place did bad things to my brain

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Hayden @hjrrockies.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

just got a 50% discount on the burrito because I was “nice to the staff”. This is class consciousness I think

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Hayden @hjrrockies.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

riley moss is becoming a sort of “bryan shaw” but in football

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Hayden @hjrrockies.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

before he got surgery was his name alex doubleton?

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Hayden @hjrrockies.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

i think the colorado rockies are mlb’s best baseball team

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Hayden @hjrrockies.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

the only "blue wave" im paying attention to at this time is presumably a new flavor of fruit roll-ups or gushers that i'd like to try out

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Hayden @hjrrockies.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

hayden sees stimulus no neuron activation (neurons all gone)

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Hayden @hjrrockies.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

you can take the ass out of the jackpot, but you can’t take the jackpot out of the ass

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Hayden @hjrrockies.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I do like how PCA is just doing the classic “double your WAR between consecutive seasons” bit

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Hayden @hjrrockies.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

(opening a kitchen drawer) as you can see, I have (over the years), acquired quite a remarkable collection of fast food chain branded napkins,

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Hayden @hjrrockies.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

who up regularizing their matrix pencils

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Hayden @hjrrockies.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

(broncos down by 10 points in week 2) im gonna light my car on fire and drive through an embankment wall (broncos up by 7 points later in the same game) The Tender Mercies Of God Smile Upon Us All

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Hayden @hjrrockies.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

the broncos (who are winning, by the way)

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Hayden @hjrrockies.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

ohh my gawd I LOVE committing stupidity penalties with 7 seconds left in the half 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

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Hayden @hjrrockies.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

look for the broncos to bounce back in the $NEXT_TIMESTEP

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Hayden @hjrrockies.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

sean payton will not rest until he gets the team to execute a screen pass that starts 15 yards behind the line of scrimmage

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Hayden @hjrrockies.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

look for the broncos to bounce back after a rough pregame warmup quarter

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Hayden @hjrrockies.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

excited for broncos week 1: look for them to bounce back from last week’s preseason loss

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Hayden @hjrrockies.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

deion sanders? the journeyman MLB outfielder?

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Hayden @hjrrockies.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

coach prime just needs more time to implement his swagstem

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Hayden @hjrrockies.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

byu football is a football team

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Hayden @hjrrockies.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Legend of the Hidden Glasker

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Hayden @hjrrockies.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

disjoint sets? how about I smoke dis joint while I set on da couch

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Hayden @hjrrockies.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

spicyness is often the point of salsa

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Hayden @hjrrockies.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

it's jon's artistic choice to make of course, but I'm rooting for z-fighting to stay around in the Secret Base via Blender era

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Hayden @hjrrockies.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

might fuck around and become a Guru

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Hayden @hjrrockies.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

i have no idea how pants-down-embarassing my AI opinions are relative to various zeitgeists (and also relative to "the truth"), but I do find myself in the camp of "AI definitely could kill everyone or ruin everything, whether or not it is an absurd mega-omega-plagiarism machine"

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Hayden @hjrrockies.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

we must imagine sisyphus jacked as fuck

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Hayden @hjrrockies.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

(in an alternate monarchist universe) hi, im tom, king of Burger President

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Hayden @hjrrockies.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

as an east-coaster, you’ll have to forgive me for going directly to bed at this time

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Hayden @hjrrockies.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

omg I don’t think I can handle another year of Dropped Passes

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