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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 14/10/2026

Sorry I forgot to add my favourite video - Parisian teens drained eggs, filled them with paint and then lobbed them at the police. Jackson Pollock could never. Vive le blocus!

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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 14/10/2026

I never thought the leopards would question my Englishness headass

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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 14/10/2026

Guy who doesn’t know the difference between Starshield and Starlink and gets all his opinions from whichever hand is up his arse directing his mouth

Stephen Bush being an incompetent fucking idiot yet again

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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 14/10/2026

If you haven’t seen the videos I do think you should look it up. The youth have gone as far as making fake flyers for Fete de la Musique pt2 on the 17th Oct (the big protest day) to con Brits into coming over. They’re also tagging statues in Paris . Exquisite banter.

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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 23/07/2026

Ordered bruschetta yesterday and this is what they sent me. Ban this sick filth cc: @stefgotbooted.bsky.social

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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 09/02/2026

Friends fear she’s loading the gun to shoot at this govt again

screenshot of draft text that reads: “We are told Keir Starmer is a PM who genuinely cares about violence against women and girls, but we are asked to ignore that many survivors of VAW develop lifelong PTSD and crippling anxiety, two conditions that would be excluded from state support and discounted as a disability under the current proposed changes.”

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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 04/02/2026

He’s officially cooked. Even the sex pests have abandoned him.

Sex Pest Rupert Myers calling for Starmer to resign

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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 17/01/2026

Now he’s a whole adult with a job and a pension plan and bad knees (he’s 4)

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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 17/01/2026

Look how baby Teddy used to be

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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 13/01/2026

Today marks 5 years since my brother passed away and my life has not made sense since that day. I miss you an unspeakable and overwhelming amount Peter ❤️

My brother Peter at his favourite place, Old Trafford

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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 07/01/2026

As a little treat, and seeing as the bad place got this video, you can all enjoy what happens when you drink way too much tequila and gin on NYE and think you sound amazing. I present to you - Florence and the Kernel Panic Laptop Crash

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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 04/11/2025

Ding Dong The bald cunt’s gone

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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 11/10/2025

I don’t mean to brag but I did a dance class for the first time since the pandemic and I, as the kids say, ate that shit UP

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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 02/09/2025

Incredible scenes as Terf.K Rowling finally acknowledges that Graham Linehan exists…but he can’t tweet about it due to bail conditions. The best and worst day of his life

Screenshot of tweets discussing that JK Rowling has tweeted about Glinner

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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 17/08/2025

My godson took this photo of me. He is 7. Look at the talent!!!

Black & white photo of me taken by my godson

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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 10/08/2025

When your mate doesn’t realise you’re doing the backing vocals to his song from the crowd ❤️ @hutchida.bsky.social

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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 22/07/2025

These are my absolute fave pics taken this year ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 18/07/2025

Guy who claimed antisemites think all black people are also antisemitic has (predictably stupid, ignorant and dumb) opinions

Stephen Bush taking his abandonment issues out on the black community

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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 17/07/2025

Oh he’s still stupid over here too that’s comforting

Stephen Bush being a knob about investing

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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 09/07/2025

Still very strange to me that this boy is 14(!) now but he was confirmed this Sunday past which I guess means he’s signed his first professional contract for Catholicism FC. Congrats Prince, I’m so proud of you and also good lord I am old

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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 12/06/2025

Beyoncé night 3 - y’all haters corny with that illuminati mess

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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 10/06/2025

She’s actually just too good

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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 10/06/2025

Beyonce Night 2 - They’ll never take the Archway out me - (i had hot sauce in my bag)

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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 10/06/2025

Beyonce Night 1 - This ain’t Texas (because it’s Tottenham)

Me dressed like an extra from Friday Night Lights (cowboy)

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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 12/05/2025

Vespers at St Peter’s ✅

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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 10/05/2025

Limoncello martini anyone?

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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 19/04/2025

“The face that launched a thousand crashouts”

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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 16/04/2025

Amazing things were happening yesterday

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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 16/04/2025

Just to catch you all up on what’s going on over at the ReichApp, this very simple maths question has broken the brains of millions when asked to solve without a calculator or AI

Text says Algebra -

-5^2 + 25 =

a) 0
b) 50

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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 02/04/2025

Back on my bullshit at Andrew Edmunds

Whipped cod’s roe, toasted focaccia & radish, chicken Caesar salad

Roast rabbit leg, duck fat potatoes, spinach & aioli

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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 02/04/2025

Please allow me to introduce myself I’m a gal of wealth and taste

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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 02/04/2025

65 is far too young to lose such a talent. RIP

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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 24/03/2025

Love to feel vindicated by my intense dislike of this bog brush head anti-vaxxer loser

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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 23/03/2025

Genesis 1:31 “And God saw everything that he had made, and indeed, it was very good.”

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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 22/03/2025

Opening a fresh pesto business £7 a jar

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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 12/03/2025

My nephew chose his 18th birthday to come out to the family. Turns out he’s apparently an Arsenal fan.

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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 07/03/2025

Sorry but to the lawyers who follow me - @simonfrcox.bsky.social @jolyonmaugham.bsky.social @alasdairmackenzie.bsky.social how is this not a direct discrimination? How can this possibly be legal????

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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 07/03/2025

I’m just not appreciated on the Hitler App this should have done absolute numbers. Fascists have no sense of humour

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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 07/03/2025

Look at this fluffy clown.

My dog Teddy as “unemployed pet of the year” with a ribbon that says “stress free superstar”

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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 05/03/2025

Anyone who agrees with this has lost their fucking mind as if it wasn’t already obvious by “this” being “anything uttered by Janan Ganesh”

Screenshot of an insane article by Janan Ganesh that says “Europe must trim its welfare state to build a warfare state
There is no way of defending the continent without cuts to social spending”

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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 01/03/2025

It’s only striking if you ignored literally everything about yourself the last 10 years, the rest of us absolutely foresaw this for you

Screenshot of a post by Marie Le Conte which says “(on a personal note it's quite striking how quickly l've gone from "generally a bit of a pinko on defence issues" to "and could I just do a monthly direct debit to BAE
Systems, would that help")”

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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 28/02/2025

“Hi Jude how was your week?” “Ah you know, spent time with my nephew, attended my great aunt’s funeral mass, had dinner with some locals and took a selfie with a fan”

Photo of a local legend (me) and Jeremy Corbyn

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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 20/02/2025

This darling girl, 5yrs old in the picture, was raped as a baby and her twin murdered. Today she’s 21 and seeing that violence break out all around her again. And the world watches on.

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