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Jude

@judeinlondon.com
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Writer, Campaigner, Loudmouth. Please hire me I need to pay bills.

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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 25/09/2026
Are there any Dutch lawyers available to answer a few questions for me? Quite an urgent request
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 29/08/2026
Thank you that means so much ❤️
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 29/08/2026
TIME IS A LIE?!?!?
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 29/08/2026
I tried my best 😭
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 29/08/2026
Thank you brother pal (best Charlie in the world)
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 29/08/2026
Thank you! Couldn’t find a home for this but it felt too important not to get out there
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 29/08/2026
I wrote this about Jason Arday and lying. Free to read for 48hrs. www.patreon.com/judeinlondon...
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A LIE IS NOT A MORTAL SIN | judeinlondon
Jason Arday lied. Everybody lies. Should the price of a lie be a life? Throughout our lives everybody will tell a lie, a half-truth or an em
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 29/08/2026
I’m sorry xclp and her whatnow
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 29/08/2026
I prefer this because if I’m going to be named after her, I’d prefer she was intentional and unrepentant. None of this uwu smol bean beheading for me
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 29/08/2026
RIGHT BY MY HOUSE
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 29/08/2026
I cried many times writing this because the entire article could’ve been summed up in the title. A lie is not a mortal sin. The punishment cannot be death. We are a deeply deeply broken society.
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 29/08/2026
I wrote this about Jason Arday and lying. Free to read for 48hrs. www.patreon.com/judeinlondon...
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A LIE IS NOT A MORTAL SIN | judeinlondon
Jason Arday lied. Everybody lies. Should the price of a lie be a life? Throughout our lives everybody will tell a lie, a half-truth or an em
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 22/08/2026
Making my debut for @zeteo.uk I wrote about the Home Office’s latest facepalm - If the govt really wants to prevent rape, why give guidelines only to asylum seekers? zeteo.uk/p/if-the-hom...
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If the Home Office Really Wants to Prevent Rape, Why Give Guidelines Only to Asylum Seekers?
The government may have thought it was addressing the far-right’s fixation on migrants and sexual violence by producing its guide to consent. Instead, it has ended up reinforcing that link.
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 22/08/2026
Making my debut for @zeteo.uk I wrote about the Home Office’s latest facepalm - If the govt really wants to prevent rape, why give guidelines only to asylum seekers? zeteo.uk/p/if-the-hom...
zeteo.uk
If the Home Office Really Wants to Prevent Rape, Why Give Guidelines Only to Asylum Seekers?
The government may have thought it was addressing the far-right’s fixation on migrants and sexual violence by producing its guide to consent. Instead, it has ended up reinforcing that link.
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 19/08/2026
I’ve written something about this entire disgusting sorry affair and all 2000+ words can be condensed into the title
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 13/08/2026
I’m actually speechless
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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It's that day again #alevels
[Title panel]:
A-LEVEL RESULTS COLUMNS DAY

[Scene is a TV news type report about A Level results day]

REPORTER [talking to camera outside a school where students are crowding outside the hall to get in]:

Well, it's that day again

When A-Level students across the country finally get to find out

What Britain's newspaper columnists think about their results.

[show the interior of the school hall, with long tables, but instead of results papers on them, loads of middle-aged newspaper columnists are all laid out]

[Close up on the COLUMNISTS lying on the table, talking up to a gaggle of excited students desperate to find out what they say]

PETER HITCHENS:
I remember when A-Levels meant something

CLARKSON: 
I got a C and two U's

[Cut to outside the hall, the REPORTER is talking to a student]

REPORTER:
And did you get the middle-aged opinions you wanted?

STUDENT:
Yes! 

I got one ‘There's Too Much Humanities’,
and two Oxford graduates telling me they went to Oxford.

REPORTER [now doing a voiceover, as we see the students in the school hall next to the columnists on tables, and the students are preparing to jump in the air for a photographer]:

And then the annual photo shoot…

[PHOTOGRAPHER]
One, two, three...

[One of the columnists on the table pipes up with]: 

What's The Point Of University in 2026?

[The students all jump for joy]

STUDENTS:
HOORAY!

[ends]
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 13/08/2026
My eyes are burning at these sentences what fresh hell is this?!?!
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 13/08/2026
Please baby Jesus deliver me from this evil
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 13/08/2026
Ohhhhh. I should have known. WHAT DO YOU MEAN DOCTORS ARE WEARING THEM WITH PATIENTS?!?!
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 13/08/2026
I’m scared to ask wtf pervert glasses are
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 13/08/2026
He did so well tho v proud of David
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 13/08/2026
Not even my A-Level results day but yet I’m stresssssed!!!
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Simon Cox @simonfrcox.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I have signed this petition. If you're a UK resident, I think you should do so too
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Simon Cox @simonfrcox.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Since 2020, Israeli civilians and soldiers have killed more than 1,100 Palestinians in the West Bank, but there has been only one indictment over those deaths. More than 4,800 people have been driven from their homes. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...
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Israeli militants besiege two Palestinian families in their West Bank homes
Settlers and soldiers cut off water and electricity to homes, and block medical care in campaign of terror
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 01/08/2026
Another plug for my contribution for @vittles.bsky.social Six of One - www.vittlesmagazine.com/p/451-great-...
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451 Great Restaurants to Try in London
Six of One returns with a fully updated, absolutely stacked Vittles Restaurants map.
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 31/07/2026
Making my @vittles.bsky.social debut with my pitch for everyone to please go to eat at Deluxe Manna so we can all finally agree that Congolese cuisine is the best in all of Africa thank you for coming to my TEDTalk. www.vittlesmagazine.com/p/451-great-...
vittlesmagazine.com
451 Great Restaurants to Try in London
Six of One returns with a fully updated, absolutely stacked Vittles Restaurants map.
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 31/07/2026
Yes I ate this entire platter by myself nobody can judge me but GOD
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 31/07/2026
Making my @vittles.bsky.social debut with my pitch for everyone to please go to eat at Deluxe Manna so we can all finally agree that Congolese cuisine is the best in all of Africa thank you for coming to my TEDTalk. www.vittlesmagazine.com/p/451-great-...
vittlesmagazine.com
451 Great Restaurants to Try in London
Six of One returns with a fully updated, absolutely stacked Vittles Restaurants map.
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 31/07/2026
Continuing on the food theme - can someone please recommend me a good restaurant in Canterbury and I do mean good not mid my bro is graduating today and nobody in this family remembered to book a restaurant HELP
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 23/07/2026
My dear friend Jeremy passed away yesterday after a ferocious battle with an incredibly rare and aggressive cancer. He was an amazing father and person and we are all going to miss him terribly, but he’s no longer in pain. RIP friend x
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 23/07/2026
Omg I need it
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 23/07/2026
Looool idk what they were thinking
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 23/07/2026
They are indeed
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 23/07/2026
Overcooked the pasta too. Crime upon crime
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 23/07/2026
Padella London Bridge innit
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 23/07/2026
Mate it’s not on. Bad enough they kept calling it brooshetta
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 23/07/2026
Go to Padella in London Bridge
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 23/07/2026
You’ve just bunged tomatoes on toast it’s so low effort!!
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 23/07/2026
Ordered bruschetta yesterday and this is what they sent me. Ban this sick filth cc: @stefgotbooted.bsky.social
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 19/07/2026
Everything does these days
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 19/07/2026
10/10 choice
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 19/07/2026
A real life #notallmen in the wild
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 19/07/2026
If you enjoyed my piece on the conditionality of Englishness this one is a wonderful complement to it
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 19/07/2026
Oh her piece and mine compliment each other! www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/ju...
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Jude Wanga | Limited Leave to Remain English
English identity is a funny business: we can be one thing to ourselves and something else to others, and that changes...
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 19/07/2026
We’ve definitely ceded the argument
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 19/07/2026
Yes but I will go down with the ship
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Titanic Musicians Play On
Alt: Titanic Musicians Play On
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 19/07/2026
Thanks Tom
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London Review of Books @lrb.co.uk · 18/07/2026
‘Fans will celebrate their winger’s last-minute winner, then discuss the finer points of repatriating him to his mother’s home country in the pub afterwards.’ @judeinlondon.com on conditional Englishness, from the blog. www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/ju...
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Jude Wanga | Limited Leave to Remain English
English identity is a funny business: we can be one thing to ourselves and something else to others, and that changes...
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Jude @judeinlondon.com · 18/07/2026
Ahead of the 3rd place play off match today, which I have effectively renamed Les Wesh vs The Innits, another plug for my piece for @lrb.co.uk on the conditionality of identity in England (also a sore topic in France!) www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/ju...
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Jude Wanga | Limited Leave to Remain English
English identity is a funny business: we can be one thing to ourselves and something else to others, and that changes...
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