iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Jude Atwood @judeatwood.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The best part about waking up from a nightmare is the relief you feel when you realize you don’t actually have to memorize that entire script in the next five minutes.

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for

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Jude Atwood @judeatwood.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

professor x: what’s your superpower? man from nantucket: ok, hear me out

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Jude Atwood @judeatwood.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I genuinely can't decide whether to delete this and report it as junk or try to convince my mom that Pulitzer Prize-winner Donna Tartt loved my children's book.

An obviously AI-written email, purportedly from famous novelist Donna Tartt, complimenting me (Jude Atwood) on my debut middle-grade novel, Maybe There Are Witches.

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Jude Atwood @judeatwood.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Things that are older than students starting college this fall: -Rihanna's “Umbrella” -the last Harry Potter book -"Night at the Museum" -the iPhone -your hopes and dreams

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Jude Atwood @judeatwood.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

What cheap, slightly disgusting food item do you love to eat?

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Jude Atwood @judeatwood.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Couldn’t open the QR Code menu link because the cell reception was so bad in the restaurant, so the waitress suggested I connect to the WiFi of the coffee shop next door. Maybe it’s time to bring back print menus?

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Jude Atwood @judeatwood.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

It’s hard for me to figure out whether a movie I’m recommending is appropriate for children, because most of my friends’ six-year-olds have seen all of the Saw movies, but when I was that age I would cry for 3 days after a Strawberry Shortcake special.

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Jude Atwood @judeatwood.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

On the menu, this was called “salsa.”

A bowl of practically whole tomatoes with some chopped onions, and cilantro sprinkled in.

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Dominic Caruso @dominiccaruso1.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Just hit that point in the afternoon when I tend to get a little sleepy & a little less focused—a little fuzzy, let’s say—as I begin the grotesque & agonizing transformation into a hideous werewolf.

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Jude Atwood @judeatwood.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Orange County, California, has its problems, but on the plus side a lot of great true crime podcasts are set here.

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Jude Atwood @judeatwood.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

WHO WAS THE LEAD ON DTF ST. LOUIS, TELEVISION ACADEMY?

A list of nominated actors in the category of outstanding supporting actor in a limited anthology series or movie. The nominees include Jason Bateman, David Harbor, and Richard Jenkins, all from the show DTF St. Louis. Nominees also include Richard Gadd from Half Men, Charles Melton from Beef, and Nick Offerman in Death by Lightning.

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Jude Atwood @judeatwood.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Today is the last day of June. So hold off and don’t start playing Christmas music until tomorrow!

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Jude Atwood @judeatwood.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Oh, is it "I'm Taking Your Six Week Summer Class But My Parents Planned A Vacation Without Telling Me" season already?

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Jude Atwood @judeatwood.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

One cool thing about soccer is that even if your team doesn’t win the game, they can still get second place.

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Anthrodiva @anthrodiva.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Same, like on Yelp, I give a bad review for things like outright fraud. Things people need to know. Otherwise, 5 star.

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Jude Atwood @judeatwood.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Everyone has at least one relative who posts photos of their meals on Facebook but uses their phone's flash so every casserole looks like a horrible car accident.

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

I dunno, living behind a brick wall in somebody's basement sounds kind of relaxing.

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Jude Atwood @judeatwood.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

The TSA agent called me “young man” three times. Things have gotten so bad they’re hiring people with serious visual impairments.

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Jude Atwood @judeatwood.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

I wish there was a way to communicate to every congressional campaign in the country, definitively, that I will never care about your quarterly fundraising goals.

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Jude Atwood @judeatwood.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

A box of puppets in my office came open overnight and it looks like one of those kids in The Others who’s allergic to sunlight.

In a cluttered office, there is an open banker’s box against the wall. Inside it is a hand puppet that looks like a blonde girl shielding her face with one hand. Sunlight is shining through the window above her head.

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Jude Atwood @judeatwood.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

The big wildcard in modern polling is that "willingness to talk to a pollster" is a MUCH bigger outlier, demographically, than any other possible trait. Like, there are more people who iron their socks than there are people who answer the phone when a random number calls them.

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Jude Atwood @judeatwood.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

I’m finally getting back into baking and I decided to try some classic mid-century family recipes. I hope the judges at the Orange County Fair love my grandma’s Tuna Cinnamon Rolls as much as we did growing up!

On a plate in front of a Starkist can is a cinnamon roll, with a coating of sugared cinnamon, chunks of white albacore tuna, and streaks of gooey glaze.

A recipe for tuna cinnamon rolls on a weathered vintage recipe card.

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Jude Atwood @judeatwood.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Emails from my union have the best subject lines

An email subject reads, “Coffee, bagels, & nepotism policy”

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Madame LaCrooz @madamelacrooz.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

I’m In a tiny temporary Lovely Box I live in lusting after lux pix of people in attire for a Thing in some non existent land but I love the essence of a year distilled and I soak up every moment to see an artist overcome the format and talk of creating a truth we notice. And amazing gowns. Perfume.

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Jude Atwood @judeatwood.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

I feel bad for whichever member of Timothée Chalamet’s team wrote a carefully worded statement about the importance of art forms like opera and ballet.

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Jude Atwood @judeatwood.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Cassandra Kulukundis just won the Oscar for Best Casting for "One Battle After Another." I bet now she's glad she watched all those hundreds of auditions before discovering Leo DiCaprio. #Oscars

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Jude Atwood @judeatwood.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Six years ago today. Never forget.

A tweet from the account @wienermobile. It reads, “we’ve made the difficult decision to cancel currently scheduled Wiener mobile events for the near future. The health and safety of our fans, the hotdoggers and the public is top priority. we look forward to getting back on the Hot highway as soon as we can. Stay safe, everyone.”

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Jude Atwood @judeatwood.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

What’s an example of a phrase unique to you that you’ve said more than almost anything else over the course of your life? Like, the number of times I’ve said, “…the part that’s not Chicago” is probably in the thousands.

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

kind of crazy that if you have enough money and don't like what you see in the media, you can just buy up every film studio, news station, and social media app and change it

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Even on the darkest night, you can still find a little light. It's usually found within the eyes of the fierce moss ghoul sneaking up behind you in the forest, but it's still there, nonetheless. Take comfort in that.

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Jude Atwood @judeatwood.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

What’s the point of being outside during the day? It’s so bright. I can barely see my phone.

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Jude Atwood @judeatwood.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

When *you* house sit for people, you make the bed. When *I* house sit, I turn off motion smoothing on their TV. We are not the same.

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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 02/03/2026

Oh, George RR Martin hasn’t finished one book? Big deal, I haven’t finished dozens.

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Eric Allen Hatch @ericallenhatch.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

i'm pretty sure this isn't what it looked like guys

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Jude Atwood @judeatwood.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

If you're working from home and you feel a pang of nostalgia for the office, microwave some day-old fish!

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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 23/02/2026

I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.

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Lux Enjoyer @luxenjoyer.com · 19/02/2026

If you don't throw all your money into this industrial shredder right now you're gonna miss out.

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Jude Atwood @judeatwood.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Half the people who listen to true crime podcasts are thoroughly convinced they would make much better murderers than these other fools.

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 11/02/2026

Been saying "uh oh" a worrying amount lately

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Jude Atwood @judeatwood.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

When I go through difficult times, I am aways reminded of the last words of my great aunt: “Aaaah! A crucifix!”

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Jude Atwood @judeatwood.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

I’ve seen many posts on social media criticizing the Super Bowl halftime show because it wasn’t sung in English, and I’m like, what do these people do when they’re at the opera?

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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Oh, we don't go to that Coinstar. That's the haunted one

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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

a good alternative to meditation is screaming

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Jude Atwood @judeatwood.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

In 1996, I read an article in Might Magazine titled “The Sudden and Inexplicable Ubiquity of Caesar Salad.” It was about how Caesar Salad was literally everywhere—at every restaurant chain, even Denny’s and McDonald’s, in Caesar-flavored chips, etc. Anyway, have some Dubai chocolate.

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Jude Atwood @judeatwood.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

When is the last time three different horror movies took the top three spots at the U.S. box office?

A screen cap of movie box office results. In first place Send Help with $19.1 million. In second place, Iron Lung with $17.8 million. And in third place, Melania with $7.16 million.

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Jude Atwood @judeatwood.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Normalize making verbs out of adjectives by adding a suffix.

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