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Juan Font Alonso

@juanfont.bsky.social
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🤖 🚀🛰 🇪🇺 🌐 🥑 🍹 🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦 Cloud and DevOps infrastructure at the European Space Agency (esa.int). ~~ Opinions are my own ~~ Creator of headscale.net. font.eu

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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
This is, bar none, the stupidest fuckung thing I’ve ever heard. And the idea that there’s nobody in the chain of command - civilian or military - with enough courage to say so is a disgrace.
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Navy weighs major warship redesign to match Trump’s preferences
The president wants the new fleet of aircraft carriers to more resemble those from World War II. Such a change could cost billions.
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RTVE Noticias @rtvenoticias.rtve.es · 06/08/2026
El equipo de #DatosRTVE ha preparado una serie de infografías, animaciones y simulaciones para entender el funcionamiento del eclipse solar total del próximo 12 de agosto.
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
cannot overstate how much of people being put off of AI is specifically copilot’s fault
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Juan Font Alonso @juanfont.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Increíbles las ganas que tiene el Gobierno de pactar. Claramente se desviven por definir con el PP una política de estado a 10-20 años vista.
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
ukranian special forces have been the most effective environmental activists of the 21st century
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The actual enshittification of government
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Juan Font Alonso @juanfont.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
OMG. www.youtube.com/watch?v=eurc...
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Friend of the Show: Tom Holland Meets Tom Holland to Chat All Things The Odyssey
YouTube video by The Rest Is History
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Juan Font Alonso @juanfont.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I built Atalaia, a Go service to find secrets at server-level in GitLab, Bitbucket... github.com/juanfont/ata... It combines traditional secret detection (gitleaks, Trufflehog, so entropy + regex) with a small LLM (Gemma4 FTW) curating the results. Works mindblowingly well.
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GitHub - juanfont/atalaia: Secret detection in git diffs with a local LLM to filter false positives
Secret detection in git diffs with a local LLM to filter false positives - juanfont/atalaia
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Juan Font Alonso @juanfont.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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Gwen Snyder is uncivil @gwensnyder.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
If Google's plan really is to kill linked results through their search, ok way to wean me off your flagship product once and for all I guess. Right now I treat the AI summaries as slop summaries of the SEO-optimized content farm websites and then scroll to find a link to Reddit results
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Juan Font Alonso @juanfont.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Dear tech companies, I will use passkeys instead of my password manager when Hell freezes over. Thanks, Juan
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Juan Font Alonso @juanfont.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
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Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus @drtedros.who.int · 09/05/2026
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
A peer reviewed study shows a promising link between flu and shingles vaccines and a reduced risk of dementia. A heroin addict who cut off a raccoon’s penis for “further study” says these vaccines cause autism. For busy Americans, it can be hard to know who to trust.
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Juan Font Alonso @juanfont.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
> It'll be alright > They told me that the end is near > We gotta get away from here Absolutely loved Project Hail Mary.
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Ursula von der Leyen @vonderleyen.ec.europa.eu · 12/04/2026
Hungary has chosen Europe. Europe has always chosen Hungary. A country reclaims its European path. The Union grows stronger.
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Edward Luce @edwardluce.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Thankyou Hungary. You didn't listen to Vance, Trump, Putin or Netanyahu, which is the first step on the road to decency and sanity. This is an important win for Europe as well.
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Turing Police Andúnië Branch 🇺🇦🇱🇹🇵🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @dov.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
it's george soros saying "tell viktor it was me. i want him to know it was me"
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
The Hungarian public experienced JD Vance for 48 hours and collectively vowed "never again"
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ESA Space Science @science.esa.int · 11/04/2026
20 years ago, on 11 April 2006, Venus Express was making history by entering orbit around Venus. Europe’s first mission to Venus answered many questions, especially concerning the planet’s atmosphere. Still, many mysteries remained. 1/2 🔭 🧪
Artist's impression of Venus Express orbit insertion. Venus fills the background and we cannot see the entire planet. The spacecraft is seen burning its engines.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Greta Thunberg: "The President of the United States just said that a whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again & no one is reacting. This speaks for itself: what the fuck is anyone even doing at this point? We have normalized genocide, total annihilation of entire people."
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Gus @gusthema.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
This is incredible!! Gemma's capability is disproportionate to its size:
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
This is so nauseatingly Un-American
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Tim Hannan @timhannan.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
The dumbest fuck on the planet is President of the United States.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
It’s hard to blame woke DEI when the military is losing a war because of the straits.
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Juan Font Alonso @juanfont.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
xkcd.com/2030/
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Voting Software
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Tuffy @smtuffy.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
You have to admit, the US war in Iran slamming shut the IPO window for all the tech bro Trump sycophants would be pretty funny
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Eliot Higgins @eliothiggins.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
This is no different from Putin saying MH17 was shot down by Ukraine or Assad saying rebels gassed themselves.
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Jeremy Cliffe @jeremycliffe.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Meanwhile, Spain's massive investment in renewables is paying dividends now: with prices for Spanish industry and consumers low and stable compared with other European economies. www.ft.com/content/ac77...
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 06/03/2026
“I have usernames older than you.”. Holy shit
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My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you.
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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Meme triptych of Duke Leto and Paul Atreides

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We must not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind.
Why not?
Because people are fucking idiots, Paul.
They're just... incredibly stupid.
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Max Dubler 🏳️‍🌈 @maxdubler.com · 14/02/2026
So much of our present crisis is coddled, ignorant, and short sighted people tearing down the institutions that protect them because they don’t understand that bad things can happen.
That old saw about how "good times make weak men" is true in the sense that stable times with material abundance create reactionaries who want to destroy the systems that protect them because they're too sheltered and stupid to understand that things can get meaningfully worse.
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I don't think a lot of people appreciate how much of their overall lifestyle and relative certainty is backstopped by a steady, boring stability of systems they don't understand or even realize exist.
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True decadence looks like people who are three generations removed from the cultural memory of polio refusing to vaccinate their children against deadly communicable diseases because they don't like needles and don't think there will be any consequences, not queer
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Philip Gourevitch @pgourevitch.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
no foreign foe has ever dreamed of being able to sack and pillaging this country the way Trump admin and its congressional and scotus enablers do every day.
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Juan Font Alonso @juanfont.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Opus 4.6 is insane.
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Barry Dorrans @blowdart.me · 10/02/2026
Would never ask you to verify your age
A screenshot of windows netmeeting
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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
the first choice is literally what Jesus would teach, i feel like i'm losing my mind
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Birds Are Dinosaurs @birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
The reason the Constitution is cumbersome for what you want to do is that it was expressly written to prevent you from doing it.
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Juan Font Alonso @juanfont.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
> You are at the center of Open Source. At the center of Belgium. At the center of the European Union. And at the center of the Free World. Again in #FOSDEM (fosdem.org), a tradition since 2016.
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Juan Font Alonso @juanfont.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Asco.
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Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Chasing goose meme and the goose is saying “which side in WWII?”
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Juan Font Alonso @juanfont.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Un audio de un persona que acaba de sufrir un accidente y está contusionada. Para qué.
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 19/01/2026
1️⃣ He didn't say that. 2️⃣ He said it, but you misunderstood him. 3️⃣ He said what you understood, but he was just trolling. 4️⃣ He was serious but he's just negotiating, not going to do it. 5️⃣ He's going to do it for grand strategy reasons I've invented. 6️⃣ Look what you liberals made him do.
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Patrick Andelic @pkandelic.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Legolas and Gimli meme. The captions on the three panels read:
Gimli: "Never thought I'd did fighting side by side with the French."
Legolas: "Qu’en est-il côte à côte avec un ami?"
Gimli: "What?"
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Again, I’m going to keep banging the drum that the fact we are threatening the territorial sovereignty of our closest allies is not only a gross violation of our UN & NATO treaty obligations & poses a massive threat to national security & world order but also should immediately end this presidency.
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MAKS 26 👀🇺🇦 @maks23.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
🇫🇷 Macron: To remain free, we must be feared. To be feared, we must be powerful. And to be powerful in this world so brutal, we must act faster and act stronger.
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Jorge Tamames @jorgetamames.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Esto sencillamente no es así. Me sorprende cómo alguien con tanto interés por la argumentación como Ignacio Sánchez-Cuenca se hace semejantes trampas al solitario con este tema. elpais.com/opinion/2026...
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