Reposted by JuanTony Yates @t0nyyates.bsky.social · 03/10/2026This would have been a good template for a Bayeux Tapestry remake 3682
Reposted by JuanBilly Bell @billybell99.bsky.social · 02/10/2026WHO RADICALISED HIM? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukMan jailed for 15 years over Sidcup Ulez camera blastKevin Rees, 63, faces a tougher sentence because the offence had a "terrorism connection". 151
Reposted by JuanHarbourmaster Productions @harbourmasterrr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I've said it before and I'll say it again. Fuck all of this. 2162
Reposted by JuanSteve Tallantyre @tallantyre.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I have nothing but love and respect for him. My favourite NUFC manager. Yes, I had great times with KK and Sir Bobby but the Howe era was when my kids fell in love with the club and it was a very special period. He was, without fail, classy, dignified, mature, hardworking, and a great role model. 0161
Juan @juan4sorrow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Seany-steur. Superstar. Came to the toon on DFDS. I'll admit the last bit needs some work. #nufc 591
Reposted by JuanJames MacLeod @themigician.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Any Sky experts out there maybe help a guy out? I appear to have accidentally got the Leeds supporters’ commentary on and can’t work out how to change it to the regular commentary 🤔 #NUFC 131
Reposted by JuanRazor @razorsgc.bsky.social · 14/09/2026How much water have you just wasted to get that one like? We've just had the hottest summer on record. For the love of God, wake the fuck up. Stop using it. Just stop using it. There is no excuse. None. A fucking ridiculously stupid species of creature, the human race. 151
Juan @juan4sorrow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Journos at Jaissles press conferences. Desperate not to ask a question that has already been asked. #NUFC #OurBraveWaystatic.klipy.comBoy Asks for More SoupALT: Boy Asks for More Soup 010
Reposted by JuanJeff Livingstone @defjeff.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Didn’t think that was that bad. Cup tie, difficult trip, good side, having a go. Things just not quite clicking, but NUFC at least getting up the pitch and trying. Well played Millwall, well done United. 3372
Reposted by JuanRazor @razorsgc.bsky.social · 08/09/2026There needs to be mass protest but it shouldn't be at migrants or the bloody RNLI. It should be at the rich and powerful getting away with murder and making the lives of 99% of the population consistently, deliberately and dramatically worse. 041
Reposted by JuanHarbourmaster Productions @harbourmasterrr.bsky.social · 06/09/2026The problems in our society stem from the people who have everything, not the people who have nothing. 0162
Reposted by JuanMF TOON @mftoon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Newcastle 2-2 Bournemouth: Match Review 🧵 Vibes are still positive for the campaign, but match review time— A late Jacob Ramsey equalizer rescued a desperate point after falling 0-2 down inside 35 minutes #NUFC #AFCB 131
Reposted by JuanSome Guy in Kent @kentguy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Bunch of cunts www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukMasked protesters block access at Port of DoverImages appear to show hundreds of protesters, all dressed in black and wearing face coverings. 061
Reposted by JuanRamplkev @kevr.bsky.social · 05/09/2026No doubt on cue for Reform party conference. Deflection. www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/kent...standard.co.ukMasked demonstrators block traffic in and out of Port of DoverVideos circulating online show several protesters dressed in black and wearing balaclavas. 061
Reposted by JuanJosh @notsolocalhero.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Longshot here, but my old man is wanting to go up for the Bournemouth match on the 5th. We have one ticket sorted but need another so that we can go together ideally. Does anyone know of any spares going? Would mean the world if anyone can help point me in the right direction. 3616
Juan @juan4sorrow.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Nico Gonzalez after two training sessions...static.klipy.comI'm The Captain Now - Barkhad AbdiALT: I'm The Captain Now - Barkhad Abdi 000
Reposted by JuanSteve Jackson @stja.bsky.social · 29/08/2026"In one single moment, your whole life can turn 'round I stand there for a minute, staring straight into the ground Lookin' to the left slightly, then lookin' back down The world feels like it's caved in, proper sorry frown." #nufc 291
Reposted by JuanGavin Brown @gavcb.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Not long before the new coaching staff realise white undercrackers and #nufc don’t mix. Surprised they didn’t learn from injury time on Sunday 011
Reposted by JuanMF TOON @mftoon.bsky.social · 27/08/2026New #NUFC Nico Gonzalez is the best midfielder brought in this summer, and likely lifts both our floor and ceiling. But is he stylistically replacing Bruno? 142
Juan @juan4sorrow.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Tectonic shift since Sunday lunch. #nufc bringin' it. #HWTL 1100
Reposted by JuanSteve Jackson @stja.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Tell you something - #NUFC may have been talking to City and Nico for a while but I don't believe he'd be signing if we'd got stuffed at the weekend. That was a heroic shift again Lpool. A band of brothers fighting while they waited for reinforcements. They turned the narrative around. #NUFC 5593
Reposted by JuanAli McPherson @toonpack.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Because we are fed, and pay attention to, the whispers and click bait way earlier than we should know anything so it just seems that way. Be exactly the same for most clubs but we don't pay any attention to them. Deals take time and we're no different to anyone else IMO. 0112
Reposted by JuanJeff Livingstone @defjeff.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Upstairs at Ye Olde Mitre, where, around fifteen years ago, Nike laid in an event for ‘influencers’ (of which, unbelievably, I was one) and I got categorically smashed in the company of Ian Rush. Invite me to your podcast and I’ll offer you some tales. Incredible. 3121
Reposted by JuanZee Zom @fnafilms.com · 21/08/2026There are basically 2 away templates - well 3 (but only Fulham has the third). NUFC/ MUFC/ LUFC/ LFC are all the same. AFC/ NFFC/ AVFC are the other one. Minor neck/ collar differences. Boring. 011
Reposted by JuanMF TOON @mftoon.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Those that follow me know that I do tactical previews of #NUFC opponents. (I'll do one likely on Friday for the Liverpool match.) But in this 🧵, I want to offset some of the bad vibes I've seen across toon-related social media. Here are 4 reasons for optimism, with added hopeful shouts. 4378
Reposted by JuanDickaPhotos @dickaphotos.bsky.social · 15/08/2026A few of the Peter Rabbits from around Newcastle. #newcastle #CityCentre #Outdoors #NUFC #Toon #Northeast #Artwork #Art #Sculptures #Rabbit #Cartoon #localart #street #Northeastart #North 081
Reposted by JuanRazor @razorsgc.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Actual journalists would report on bids being made, or club-to-club talks happening. Transfer agitators and manipulators report on hypothetical "interest", broadcasting potential terms or advertising a deal to parties, to create disruption, unsettle players and weaken selling clubs' hands. 061
Reposted by JuanJohn P. @214wainwrights.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Unfortunately, the 'as a fan base we are going to have to become less “attached” to our players' assertion, whereas true, is what might change the supporter dynamic. Supporting NUFC has meant that some players become heroes but, I guess, no more heroes anymore. Or maybe I'm just an old romantic. 132
Reposted by JuanRonan D. Donnellan @ro-di-dendron.bsky.social · 10/08/2026"FFS, why won't you sign somebody with PL experience???" "FFS, why are you in for a 31 year old???" "FFS, why wouldn't you pay the inflated wage demands of the 31 year old???" It never seems to get any easier...? 😂 #NUFC 2182
Reposted by Juan🧢 @ellandread.bsky.social · 10/08/2026last post on the "options" put forward by #nufc for fan poll. there's a lot of parts that can be changed but a darker ribbon and a bit of background blocking allow the badge to sit pretty well on a kit, however i still have issues with the cartoonish style. 111
Reposted by Juan🧢 @ellandread.bsky.social · 10/08/2026it is quite interesting that the "weight" of the #nufc remake options seems, from experimenting, to nearly entirely rely on the impact of the ribbon. 131
Reposted by Juan🧢 @ellandread.bsky.social · 10/08/2026took the #nufc option B and did a very quick vector of it to compare what the current badge's colours would look like on it, much prefer the punchier version although colour aside i still think it's too cartoonish to replace the current badge. 231
Reposted by Juan🧢 @ellandread.bsky.social · 10/08/2026just seen the 'options' for the new newcastle badge, with no option to retain the current one (not sure that's allowed), and must say it's very uninspiring. looks like the only thing they're focusing on is the mane of the hippocampi. 121
Reposted by JuanJack Carlyle @jackacarlyle.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I'm actually quite relieved. I thought they'd make more significant changes and I'm glad they haven't 031
Reposted by JuanToon Planes @toonplanes.bsky.social · 07/08/2026A few facts and a bit of myth busting… The Reubens have 3 aircraft: one currently in maintenance at Biggin Hill, one in Valencia, and the newest shorter-range aircraft on the ground in Murcia (though it’s heading to Olbia later, where their yacht currently is). 1/4 1105
Reposted by JuanJake Oliver @jolivernyc.bsky.social · 06/08/2026After watching the training montage I've penciled Yoane Wissa in for 15 goals this season. Also, Rory Finneran to make his first team debut by the end of the year. I'm not getting carried away, at all. #NUFC 0302
Reposted by Juanrayiliminal.bsky.social @rayiliminal.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Hallo hallo....it's good to be back. Anyone else loving the energy at #nufc this last few days. I didn't know how low things had gone until I started feeling this strange thing again. Excitement and possibility for the future! Risk, sure, but hell, he/she who dares wins. Howay the lads. We're back! 262
Reposted by JuanJoaquín Padilla Rivero 🀄️ @logseman.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Bruno believed in us when the team was looking at the drop, brought us further than more feted players did, and now that it’s clear that our current strategy can’t take us further, he leaves for a hefty sum that allows a rebuild. However, somehow #NUFC discourse deems him a “rat” and “not a legend”. 352
