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Razor @razorsgc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Because he's looked really fucking cheerful at Spurs, hasn't he 😂

Razor @razorsgc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Do we really need such egregious cliffhangers in a show that NO ONE is going to stop watching after Episode 2 regardless? #traitors

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Razor @razorsgc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Lots of hot takes from the Opinion Police once more on Bluesky, largely due to the new club crest. Apparently the club can never please everyone with the decisions it makes, therefore you're not allowed to think the new crest looks like a worse ChatGPT version of the old one. #nufc

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Razor @razorsgc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Yep. Straight-lined, bastardised crest looks very stupid as soon as it's made bigger than the palm of your hand. Great work, team.

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Razor @razorsgc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Feel sorry for James Acaster. A choice between being forced to play a role he didn't want, or not playing the game at all.

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Razor @razorsgc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

After extensive research and collaboration, I am pleased to debut my brand new profile picture. I'm sure you'll agree it's a vast improvement which really brings RazorSGC into the digital age.

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Razor @razorsgc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

That crest. What a glorious fucking waste of everyone's time. Perfectly represents the modern world though. Taking something which didn't need changing and making it slightly worse. #nufc

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Razor @razorsgc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

A year ago, it cost me £42 to fill my car's petrol tank. Yesterday it was £60. Can we do something about that, please?

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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Most TV is just this now.

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Razor @razorsgc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Can't wait for us to sell Jacob Murphy and Joe Willock for a combined £1bn. #nufc

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Razor @razorsgc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

British Bulldog Bray Wyatt PAC All dead at age 40 or before. Man, I need to stop having favourite wrestlers.

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Razor @razorsgc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This has knocked me for six. What the hell.

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Razor @razorsgc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"Danny Tommo" pleading Not Guilty to criminal damage despite video evidence of him slashing a dinghy with a knife. Thick bastard.

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Razor @razorsgc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Hey come on now. 114. There was ONE naughty thing they didn't do. Give credit where it's due.

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Razor @razorsgc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

How come I get a fucking Sky Sports notifications about a 15-year-old academy player wanting to leave Man Utd, which is only relevant to them and a handful of nerds, but I DON'T get one about Manchester City being found guilty of 114 charges against them?

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Saul Staniforth @saulstaniforth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"I don't think they've got anything to do with patriotism... I think that this is small penis behaviour, quite frankly" Ash Sarkar on the far right racist thugs #bbcqt

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Razor @razorsgc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

They did one of these not long ago, when Bruno still played for #nufc Someone find it, then we'll have proof of how much better a player supposedly becomes the second they sign for a cartel team.

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Razor @razorsgc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

How has Murphy rigged that? He's looked like he's been wading through treacle all season. 90% of the fanbase would say "his legs have gone" so is it laziness, or is it that he can do one lightning quick run per game but is then completely shagged out, so instead he tends to meander for 90 minutes?

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Razor @razorsgc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Why are we calling them "activists" and not domestic terrorists? Why is this government tolerant of, and lenient towards, these thug fucks?

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Razor @razorsgc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Public Service Announcement: "Expected Position" is not a real thing. You need not give it a single thought. Thank you. #nufc

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Razor @razorsgc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Next time you're about to criticise a school or a teacher, or the education system in general, please pause to consider that these people are having to try to educate and improve the behaviour of children whose parents are teaching them to actively cheer for other human beings to drown.

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Razor @razorsgc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Lewis Miley, my king 🤴 Get Mason in the team as well. Right wing. Can't be more of a hindrance than Murphy (who, for balance, put a couple of great balls across the box on Saturday who someone should have buried). #nufc

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Razor @razorsgc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

If only I drank champagne. Question: if he was at Newcastle United on merit, and promoted due to his great performance, why would Eddie leaving have any bearing on his future? So long, nepo baby. Don't let the door hit you in the arse on your way out. #nufc

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Razor @razorsgc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Ooh look poor little Ed Sheeran has read out a fake apology from the floor of the stage in-between counting his money and assaulting the eardrums of a few thousand morons.

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Razor @razorsgc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Chelsea, Arsenal and Tottenham all losing this weekend... we were one more Fulham goal away from the Premier League convening an emergency meeting.

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Razor @razorsgc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

This Apocalypse programme is stupid. Two groups who were previously unaware of the other's existence meet. Why is there immediate conflict and rivalry? These are people taking part in a TV show. Why not just say "Oh cool, there's 16 of us instead of 8" and work together? There's no reason not to.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

my doctor looking at my bruised and scratched up arms: umm... do you feel safe at home? the person making me feel unsafe at home:

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Razor @razorsgc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Bournemouth and Villa will most likely haul themselves up but I wouldn't be surprised if all the other teams there just swap positions in that bottom half from now until the end of the season.

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Razor @razorsgc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Fulham and Man Utd. Two poor teams trying to bore each other to death, along with anyone watching.

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Razor @razorsgc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Three Brighton players on the bench in favour of one from Arsenal and two from Nottingham Forest. Fuck you, useless bastards.

A screenshot of an FPL team selection with Odegaard, Gibbs-White and Delap all in the team but only scoring 2 points each. On the bench are Verbruggen, De Cuyper and Kostoulas who scored 22 points between them.

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Razor @razorsgc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I think our best eleven would still involve a midfield three tbh. The 4-2-3-1 has not convinced me that it functions well with this squad. Hornicek Hall Burn Thiaw Livramento Steur Nico Miley Toure MFP Barnes *Choices may represent my favourite / preferred 11 rather than our best. #nufc

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Razor @razorsgc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

So they replaced Starmer with Burnham just so Burnham could end up pursuing exactly the same policy regime, using exactly the same messaging... Vote Green.

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Scott Daley @scottdaley86.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Really really enjoyed this game. I’ve loved every game in this series, but this one was so different to the previous two games. No rats was surprising and much more combat focused. It felt like a Tomb Raider or Uncharted game in parts with the puzzles and locations. Big recommend. 8.5/10

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Razor @razorsgc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Two more assists for Barnes in a 2-1 win. I look forward to more hot posts on Bluesky about how he offers nothing and should be dropped for one of our under-18s. #nufc

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Razor @razorsgc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Match Week 5: Liverpool(h): Draw Tottenham Hotspur(a): Win Bournemouth(h): Draw Leeds(a): Loss Hull(h): Win Predicted points: 4 Actual points: 8 Heading into the international break with a comfortably stronger start than I predicted, just as every one of us hoped. Need injured players back. #nufc

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Razor @razorsgc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Hull ✅️ We won ✅️ Lightning quick start ✅️ Handed Hull their first league defeat ✅️ A reaction from Leeds ✅️ 2 wins & 2 draws from the first five ✅️ First home league win ❌️ Wissa seems incapable of finishing a chance ❌️ Jacob Murphy still the manager's golden boy ❌️ Tactically awful 2nd half #nufc

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Razor @razorsgc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Holy fucking shit let's just pretend that second half didn't happen and wasn't a tactical disasterclass. 2 wins, 2 draws and 1 defeat from our first five matches. Would have taken that comfortably before the start of the season. Nothing else matters. Going to ignore the actual football. #nufc

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Razor @razorsgc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Six minutes added time. Yeah we're not fucking winning are we.

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Razor @razorsgc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Yoane Wissa. A £55M striker who can't shoot.

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Razor @razorsgc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Could and should have been 3-0 up at the end of the first half. But no, this is Newcastle United. We had to let them get back in it at 2-1 and now we're doing our best to absolutely shit the bed. #nufc

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Razor @razorsgc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Every time we go defensive with a substitution, we concede. Same happened every time under Howe. Bring Schär on. Bring Lascelles on. Turn a win or draw into a defeat. Bamba there on the bench but he went for Schär. Reshuffles about four players into a different position. Concede. #nufc

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Razor @razorsgc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Yoane Missa at it again I see. Congrats to Hall and Willock though. Sounds like we've played well.

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Razor @razorsgc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Sorry, but I'd love a manager who picked players based on merit. There's no fucking way either Murphy nor Botman should be starting this match after how they've played so far this season, when Schär and Toure are sat on the bench. #nufc

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Razor @razorsgc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Spurs score... ruled out for offside 😂

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