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Time for the annual Mackem battering. Always play my first game against them on semi pro difficulty so I can hammer them and get used to the new gameplay. 😂

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Against my better judgement, I have unfortunately once again bought the new FIFA. Time to start a career mode, get bored and not play it again for 6 months.

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There are thousands of kids out there right now who started supporting city due to the failings of their parents to run a strong household. This is their chance at redemption. Do what you should’ve done, take the initiative and buy the shirt of the club they should actually support.

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The vibes are high. So I think I’m going to make a Mortadella, Provalone, Calabrian Chilli and Rocket salad ciabbata tonight.

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So… Burnham played the ace card. The way to beat Reform and rising Fascism is by engaging the majority (and it IS a majority) that would back a return to the EU.

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Holy shit. Someone of consequence actually SAID IT.

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Josh @notsolocalhero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Who knew that Bluesky likes steak & potatoes THAT much 😂

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Made Steak & Dauphinois potatoes for tea.

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Josh @notsolocalhero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Just making stuff up to get annoyed about 😂

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POV: You’re a high-end Italian escort about to participate in a humiliation ritual.

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Just gonna say it. I hate “MFP” as a nickname.

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“Power is only given to those who are willing to lower themselves to receive it” Vikings script writers went so fucking hard I swear to God.

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When you hate sportswashing but your shirt and stadium is sponsored by Emirates.

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Holy shit. Vikings season 5 episode 18. Pure cinema.

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When all is said and done, Spaghetti boys best days will have been a six month run of 7.5/10 form at little old Newcastle United. The club that put food on his table when nobody else would. Delicious.

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Italy are still Dog Dirt then. Fantastico.

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Can we have Elliot Anderson back now?

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Well, it’s finally happened. 5 million quid fine and 0 sporting sanctions incoming.

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Josh @notsolocalhero.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I think people are over-estimating how much beer will be flying about if in-stand drinking goes ahead. At away games maybe, but you don’t see it happening in Germany when a goal goes in. Reckon it will be fine. Beers flying is an international football phenomenon for the most part.

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Marinaded juicy chicken legs in Tinga spice blend for 12 hours then slow roasted them for an hour. Basting them in the juice occasionally. The result looks very very serious. Bottle of white on the go, Vikings on the tv. Lovely job.

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Josh @notsolocalhero.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Low hanging fruit and cheap PR. There are highly organised fascist terrorists attacking life-saving volunteers mate. Jesus Christ.

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Josh @notsolocalhero.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

What a fucking thread. History is important because it acts as the ultimate source of evidence to tell us what NOT to do now or in the future. Unfortunately the people with power tend not to listen, and try to revise it to fit their narrative. I love Dan snow.

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Josh @notsolocalhero.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

This reads like a Luke Edwards Article about Eddie Howe.

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Josh @notsolocalhero.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

In an era where it often feels assumed that we pretty much know everything, it’s quite nice to realise that actually we still know fuck all. If the planet survives us and we survive ourselves, it would be incredible to see what we know another 2000 years from now.

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Josh @notsolocalhero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

“Isak again ole ole” already is it? Think that’s his fifth goal in total for them? 😂

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Least dramatic Al Ahli fan commenting on Matty Jaissle’s Instagram post. #nufc

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The Al Ahli fans in Matty Jaissle’s Instagram comments are so weird and intense 😂 #nufc

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What a shite game of football this is.

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I’m just really happy that we didn’t get mauled by the Tigers.

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Phwoar. Excruciating final 30. Great first half, ugly second. But the lads dug in and defended with everything they had at the end. It’s good experience to be able to come through that for a new group.

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We’re 100% going to concede.

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Pardo ain’t a centre forward

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Why isn’t anyone in the fucking box man?

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Got too comfortable and switched off. Gonna be a painful next 25 minutes.

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Gotta hit the ball with a bit more venom than that, Wissa.

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