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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 4h
theonion.com/man-who-drin...
Business Insider: AI
Palantir CTO says some AI researchers are taking up smoking because they expect AI to cure cancerThe Onion in 2013: Man Who Drinks 5 Diet Cokes Per Day Hoping Doctors Working On Cure For Whatever He’s Getting
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Oh Wow.
Tweet one:
James Talarico posts a picture with Kacey Musgraves.

Tweet two:
Kristi Noem responds "I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day.

And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico."

Tweet three:
Kacey Musgraves responds "I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it."
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 12/10/2026
RedactElon.com @subvertgrift.bsky.social
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Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A+ Fresno State fan shot
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
El-Sayed’s response to Kennedy:
El-Sayed: “That’s rich coming from someone who wears his bed sheets out at night.”
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Tyler @jtdant.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Things overheard on this flight: My daughter was pregnant for four years. Every 17 months she had a baby.
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Tyler @jtdant.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Alpha Gal Syndrome sounds like the sequel to Hot Girl Summer
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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Matthew J. Prigge @mjpmke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Tyler @jtdant.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Resort wedding party is playing Soulja Boy???
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
LMAO Trump's new AI website confirms that he lost in 2020
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
🤡 Schmitt beclowns himself 🤡 Schmitt concocted an elaborate conspiracy theory that Smith traveled to Atl for a Hawks game and to collude with Fani Willis, & flashed his "evidence" before accusing Smith of perjury. There's just one problem -- his facts were totally wrong. Here's the whole sequence:
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
this really picks up at the 26 second mark
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Andrew Schreck @andrewschreck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i don't think cis guys realize how much power they can shift in a conversation just by casually telling their friends
"that's fucked up, man" when someone says something
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Tyler @jtdant.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Probably said granted
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Sam Miller @sammillerbb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
oh man, the captioned "[LAUGHTER]" after Ira Glass tells the kid his feelings are sorta hurt
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Tyler @jtdant.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What’s his bonus for pitching another game?
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Tyler @jtdant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Must have watched the PAW Patrol: The Movie
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Tyler @jtdant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Uhh… your son is 20 and at NYU?
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Tyler @jtdant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dr. Oz’s whole plan is to destroy Obamacare AND increase the retirement age.
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Tyler @jtdant.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Those are the exact people you want on health insurance!
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/09/2026
whenever i hear some variation on "but what if trump does X or Y or Z" i think of this ulysses s. grant remark to a subordinate during the wilderness campaign.
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Jay Jaffe @jayjaffe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
As if Sports Illustrated's brand needed further tarnishing.
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adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“we, as a government, are dumb”
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm admittedly not an early child development expert but it does seem the ideal scenario for any baby is being collectively raised by a traveling women's professional soccer team
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leaux @evangaylion.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Heads up DC friends!!! He’s playing Sunday!!!!! dc9.club/event/aaron-...
dc9.club
Aaron Rowe
CELEBRATING 21 YEARS OF MUSIC 🎶 Bar, Music Venue and Dance Space est. 2004 💃🏻🎸
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
news anchors with a sketch of a bathroom intended behind them.  the sketch is basically the male news anchor.  his co-anchor is looking at him suspiciously.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/09/2026
some chud interviewing for patel’s FBI: “if anything the goat fucked *me*”
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Brent Maguire @bmags94.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Elly De La Cruz just hit one out of the ballpark in Cincinnati. 114.1 mph off the bat. 457 feet.
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Bill Hanstock @sundownmotel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
just reading up on the us open winner and he has real foreboding subheads on his wikipedia
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Tyler @jtdant.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
He just did the kids Q&A on Saturday!
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Tyler @jtdant.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Deaths don’t count until after the votes count
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Tyler @jtdant.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This is priming to increase the age for retirement
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Tyler @jtdant.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Y’all like keys?!?
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 25/08/2026
This girl I used to waitress with in Austin, we moved to New York together in 2003 on a literal Greyhound bus. Shared a fifth floor walk-up studio that, when it rained, had more leaks in the ceiling than we had pots and pans. We used to get drunk and smoke off the fire escape and do “sad-offs.”
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
Sorry, I can’t type that.
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Will Leitch @williamfleitch.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
We gave regularly to Dolly Parton's Imagination Library, which has been gifting free books to millions of children for more than 30 years. Just one of the amazing things she was a part of, and something palpably touched our, and many other, lives. You can still donate. donate.imaginationlibrary.com
donate.imaginationlibrary.com
Home
Make a donation and support Dolly Parton's Imagination Library in communities around the world and help put more books into the hands of more children.
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Will Leitch @williamfleitch.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton dying feels as inexplicable and impossible as it felt when David Bowie died, or Prince died. Surely moreso.
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Sam Miller @sammillerbb.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Cal Raleigh has a 2.482 OPS since PCA slapped his ass
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Tyler @jtdant.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
But commit fraud against Americans you go to the White House.
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Tyler @jtdant.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Back in my day we had to hide alcohol in our Gatorade bottles on the mall while playing kickball.
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Sam Miller @sammillerbb.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Bases loaded, big fly
On the camera, there's a big fly.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The Onion lighting up the Phillies' team bus.
Phillis' Chris Sanchez holding up Onion post on his phone that says "No One Translated to Foreign Players Why They Currently in Cornfield"
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ceej @ceej.online · 12/08/2026
you perverts like staring at wisconsin, huh? you like looking at maps with all of our stupid little counties? you can't help yourselves but whisper "fond du lac" and "shawano" while reading about ballot drops. you want to taste a cheese curd? huh?
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Tyler @jtdant.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
((We haven’t committed war crimes. Promise))
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The Onion @theonion.com · 31/07/2026
Rockies Fan Opens Private Tab To Check Score
Rockies Fan Opens Private Tab To Check Score
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 28/07/2026
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
"If my opponents win, more Americans could get full representation in our participatory democracy, and that would be bad for me" may be the most honest campaign pitch he's ever delivered
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