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Jess Suttner

@jsuttner.bsky.social
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Illustrator and designer with a regular human brain. www.jsuttner.com ✌️

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Nick Suttner @nsuttner.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
A few years ago I made a series of webcomics with my brother @jsuttner.bsky.social, we eventually called them Definitely True Tales. Thinking I'll slowly repost 'em here, also thinking about printing a small collection. Here's the first:
A nine-panel comic about ice cream and a car wreck. Should I explain the whole thing in alt text? Hmm.
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Jess Suttner @jsuttner.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Hey @nickofferman.bsky.social, I found this tiny statue of you in @museeorsay.bsky.social in Paris.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
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Elise Schuenke @troubledminnesotan.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
TIME FOR THE VERY RARE ACTIVITY: JOYSCROLLING
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Scott Tobias @scotttobias.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Credit to Trump, it looks like Operation Fuck Around was an unqualified success. And now we wait…
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
it is funny how many people affiliated with the secret police have had to say "stop making fun of the secret police, the guy in the tac vest that covers him like a training bra is a hero, he tracked down and subdued two hospice orderlies using only the W-2 forms they file annually"
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Jess Suttner @jsuttner.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
G’day, #portfolioday! My name is Jess Suttner, and I’m an editorial illustrator! Excited to take on all your newsy needs. (Looking for more publishing as well 👀) See more at jsuttner.com!
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Jess Suttner @jsuttner.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Post dog
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Jess Suttner @jsuttner.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
“Innocence Ignored” New piece for @nysfocus.bsky.social for an investigation series on the bureaucracy of Conviction Integrity Units and the unfortunate reinforcement and failed prison systems.
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Jess Suttner @jsuttner.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
“Innocence Ignored” New piece for @nysfocus.bsky.social for an investigation series on the bureaucracy of Conviction Integrity Units and the unfortunate reinforcement and failed prison systems.
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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Norm MacDonald a beloved comedian on i believe David Letterman the late show on CBS and he makes the statement " I dont know if you guys are history buffs" Germany
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Jess Suttner @jsuttner.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Bluesky’s open, quote one piece to promote yourself!
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
This is a longshot, but if you are or know someone who works at Betty Crocker, could you DM me?
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Jess Suttner @jsuttner.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
HUMAN ARTISTS, use one piece to encourage new followers! #artshare
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Jess Suttner @jsuttner.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
@lutimestwo.bsky.social just started listening to the newest episode of @radiolab.bsky.social on a walk with my dog and saw this on the ground right when you were talking about watermelons!
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Laura Knetzger @lauraknetzger.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off
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Jess Suttner @jsuttner.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
QRP with something watery
An illustration of a woman sitting in a pool with her back to viewer. Three different delivery drones bring sunglasses, sunscreen, and a martini and snack. The setting is a retro future. Palm trees in the background are underneath giant glass cloches.
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Jess Suttner @jsuttner.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
New piece for @theintercept.com “A Forensics Company Tells Cops It Can Use DNA to Predict a Suspect’s Face. Scientists Worry the Tool Will Deepen Racial Bias.”
An illustration of police officers standing in a dark alley at night in the rain staring at Rubix cube where all the squares are facial features or DNA strands
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Jess Suttner @jsuttner.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
New piece for @theintercept.com “A Forensics Company Tells Cops It Can Use DNA to Predict a Suspect’s Face. Scientists Worry the Tool Will Deepen Racial Bias.”
An illustration of police officers standing in a dark alley at night in the rain staring at Rubix cube where all the squares are facial features or DNA strands
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Jess Suttner @jsuttner.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
🎶despite my bad curse, I’m still just a…”🎶
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
oh you hate diversity? homogenize your stock portfolio
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Jess Suttner @jsuttner.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Post a fictional band/artist you’d love to see live
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a painting of a person playing drums in a purple and blue space
ALT: a painting of a person playing drums in a purple and blue space
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Jess Suttner @jsuttner.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
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a man in a white tank top walks down a street with the words okay here we go again below him
ALT: a man in a white tank top walks down a street with the words okay here we go again below him
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Jess Suttner @jsuttner.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Quick, draw what you’re wearing. 5 mins max. This is probably more interesting if you don’t spend your life in joggers and a hoodie.
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Jess Suttner @jsuttner.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I like that the current “hot take” is the same as it was in 1944: punching Nazis is cool 😎 👊
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Please don’t even talk to me in the morning until I’ve had my coffee, 27 hours of alone time, several months by the seaside to ease my agonies, and many decades to wander the earth until the fabled blade of my ancestors can finally be reforged
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10,000 Motivated Rats @bombsfall.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Switch 2? Why don't you switch 2 going outside
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Louis Peitzman @louispeitzman.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
To me, “cancel the Oscars” is an understandable but short-sighted take that ignores a) how important the entertainment industry is to LA, b) how much that industry has suffered in recent years, and c) the potential fundraising opportunity of a televised awards show.
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Jess Suttner @jsuttner.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Hey, hi, hello, #portfolioday! My name is Jess Suttner, I’m an illustrator working primarily in the editorial space (but open to expand 😉). Let’s collaborate! More at www.jsuttner.com ✌️
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Jess Suttner @jsuttner.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Hey, hi, hello, #portfolioday! My name is Jess Suttner, I’m an illustrator working primarily in the editorial space (but open to expand 😉). Let’s collaborate! More at www.jsuttner.com ✌️
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Jess Suttner @jsuttner.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Everybody shut up there’s a new Every Frame a Painting: youtu.be/wa1O3nqW5hQ?...
youtu.be
Where Do You Put the Camera?
YouTube video by Every Frame a Painting
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Jess Suttner @jsuttner.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
I hate that Elon made space exploration completely un-cool and now just another notch on the incel masculinity belt.
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Jess Suttner @jsuttner.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Luigi being the new Guy Fawkes is wild
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Jess Suttner @jsuttner.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Main and spot illustrations for The Globe and Mail for an article about smart phone addiction and the writer experiencing NYC with just a flip phone. ☎️
An illustration of a variety of passengers on the subway all on their phones, while one person holds up a paper map A illustration of a woman sitting on some floor pillows reading a book but glancing up to see the light of her cellphone in the foreground.
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Jess Suttner @jsuttner.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Main and spot illustrations for The Globe and Mail for an article about smart phone addiction and the writer experiencing NYC with just a flip phone. ☎️
An illustration of a variety of passengers on the subway all on their phones, while one person holds up a paper map A illustration of a woman sitting on some floor pillows reading a book but glancing up to see the light of her cellphone in the foreground.
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gooner, the online raccoon on the moon @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
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Jess Suttner @jsuttner.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Mine sometimes nap together which is heart-burstingly cute. Pepper (dog) and Stevie Nicks (cat). They mostly make work much more difficult.
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Jess Suttner @jsuttner.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Attn: @ofishel.bsky.social
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 27/11/2024
I’m worried that kids today are growing up without a video game series that teaches them 13 or 15 similar sounding skate punk songs
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Jess Suttner @jsuttner.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Cover and feature illustrations for Barron’s about the Alzheimer’s crisis, from a few years back. #illustration #editorialillustration
An illustration of a few elderly people each on a small ice flow drifting in a body of water. They are separate, alone. The scene is mostly in gray blues.An illustration of a couple who worries over an absurdly long bill, other bills stack up and fly away in the wind. They stand on the giant balding head of an old person.
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Michael DeForge @michaeldeforge.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
attack dog
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Jess Suttner @jsuttner.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
New illustration for Indianapolis Monthly! “Media pundit Michael Smerconish, who makes a stop in indianapolis this month, wants us to stop chasing extremist political views and instead talk to our neighbors-maybe join a bowling league— and find other ways to reengage in civil society.”
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Genel Jumalon 🍉 Fan X Salt Lake @geneljumalon.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Some helpful tools for image posting on this app.
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Jess Suttner @jsuttner.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
New illustration for Indianapolis Monthly! “Media pundit Michael Smerconish, who makes a stop in indianapolis this month, wants us to stop chasing extremist political views and instead talk to our neighbors-maybe join a bowling league— and find other ways to reengage in civil society.”
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Tommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
bird sounds
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Jess Suttner @jsuttner.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
QRP with your profile art! My self portrait is due for an update, but I still love all the squiggles and bits.
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Jess Suttner @jsuttner.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
Hi #portfolioday! My name is Jess Suttner. I’m an illustrator working in editorial, publishing, and advertising. Currently open to new work! See more at jsuttner.com and on IG @jsuttnerillustration ✌️
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Jess Suttner @jsuttner.bsky.social · 10/09/2023
Maybe this one won’t become a fascist hellhole…
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