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Jess Suttner

@jsuttner.bsky.social
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Illustrator and designer with a regular human brain. www.jsuttner.com ✌️

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Nick Suttner @nsuttner.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
A few years ago I made a series of webcomics with my brother @jsuttner.bsky.social, we eventually called them Definitely True Tales. Thinking I'll slowly repost 'em here, also thinking about printing a small collection. Here's the first:
A nine-panel comic about ice cream and a car wreck. Should I explain the whole thing in alt text? Hmm.
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Jess Suttner @jsuttner.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Hey @nickofferman.bsky.social, I found this tiny statue of you in @museeorsay.bsky.social in Paris.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
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Jess Suttner @jsuttner.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
The Blunder Years
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Jess Suttner @jsuttner.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Hey Jason! I’d love to work with you on some game illustration. ✌️ Please see more at jsuttner.com
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Jess Suttner @jsuttner.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
It works like the Green Lantern ring. It chose you.
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Elise Schuenke @troubledminnesotan.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
TIME FOR THE VERY RARE ACTIVITY: JOYSCROLLING
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Scott Tobias @scotttobias.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Credit to Trump, it looks like Operation Fuck Around was an unqualified success. And now we wait…
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
it is funny how many people affiliated with the secret police have had to say "stop making fun of the secret police, the guy in the tac vest that covers him like a training bra is a hero, he tracked down and subdued two hospice orderlies using only the W-2 forms they file annually"
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Jess Suttner @jsuttner.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Britt Lower’s stylist really said
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a man in a suit and tie is dancing on a stage .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is dancing on a stage .
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Jess Suttner @jsuttner.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Help
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Jess Suttner @jsuttner.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
My algorithm broke
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Jess Suttner @jsuttner.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
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ice cube says i got to say it was a good day in a cemetery
ALT: ice cube says i got to say it was a good day in a cemetery
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Jess Suttner @jsuttner.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
G’day, #portfolioday! My name is Jess Suttner, and I’m an editorial illustrator! Excited to take on all your newsy needs. (Looking for more publishing as well 👀) See more at jsuttner.com!
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Jess Suttner @jsuttner.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Post dog
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Jess Suttner @jsuttner.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
“Innocence Ignored” New piece for @nysfocus.bsky.social for an investigation series on the bureaucracy of Conviction Integrity Units and the unfortunate reinforcement and failed prison systems.
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Jess Suttner @jsuttner.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
“Innocence Ignored” New piece for @nysfocus.bsky.social for an investigation series on the bureaucracy of Conviction Integrity Units and the unfortunate reinforcement and failed prison systems.
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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🔪🩸🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Norm MacDonald a beloved comedian on i believe David Letterman the late show on CBS and he makes the statement " I dont know if you guys are history buffs" Germany
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Jess Suttner @jsuttner.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Adding “chill vibes” to my contracts.
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Jess Suttner @jsuttner.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Incredible way of telling on yourself for not knowing a single non-white person.
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Jess Suttner @jsuttner.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Bluesky’s open, quote one piece to promote yourself!
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Jess Suttner @jsuttner.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Know any water benders who could help with reference?
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
This is a longshot, but if you are or know someone who works at Betty Crocker, could you DM me?
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Jess Suttner @jsuttner.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
HUMAN ARTISTS, use one piece to encourage new followers! #artshare
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Jess Suttner @jsuttner.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
@lutimestwo.bsky.social just started listening to the newest episode of @radiolab.bsky.social on a walk with my dog and saw this on the ground right when you were talking about watermelons!
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Jess Suttner @jsuttner.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Unbelievable get for you. (Also site looks 👌)
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Laura Knetzger @lauraknetzger.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off
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Jess Suttner @jsuttner.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Or great tattoo designs… 😏
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Jess Suttner @jsuttner.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
The light on the cactus is top tier.
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Jess Suttner @jsuttner.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Awesome, Joel. Love your work! Here’s some of mine, thanks for sharing ✌️
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Jess Suttner @jsuttner.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
QRP with something watery
An illustration of a woman sitting in a pool with her back to viewer. Three different delivery drones bring sunglasses, sunscreen, and a martini and snack. The setting is a retro future. Palm trees in the background are underneath giant glass cloches.
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Jess Suttner @jsuttner.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
New piece for @theintercept.com “A Forensics Company Tells Cops It Can Use DNA to Predict a Suspect’s Face. Scientists Worry the Tool Will Deepen Racial Bias.”
An illustration of police officers standing in a dark alley at night in the rain staring at Rubix cube where all the squares are facial features or DNA strands
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Jess Suttner @jsuttner.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Illustration by me, article by Jordan Smith. theintercept.com/2025/02/02/f...
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A Forensics Company Tells Cops It Can Use DNA to Predict a Suspect’s Face. Scientists Worry the Tool Will Deepen Racial Bias.
Parabon NanoLabs sells police composite images of suspects built on DNA. Critics warn the tool can reinforce racial stereotypes and taint witness memories.
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Jess Suttner @jsuttner.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
New piece for @theintercept.com “A Forensics Company Tells Cops It Can Use DNA to Predict a Suspect’s Face. Scientists Worry the Tool Will Deepen Racial Bias.”
An illustration of police officers standing in a dark alley at night in the rain staring at Rubix cube where all the squares are facial features or DNA strands
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Jess Suttner @jsuttner.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
🎶despite my bad curse, I’m still just a…”🎶
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Jess Suttner @jsuttner.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Your gelt-y pleasure?
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
oh you hate diversity? homogenize your stock portfolio
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Jess Suttner @jsuttner.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Thanks Joel! More at www.jsuttner.com
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Jess Suttner @jsuttner.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Post a fictional band/artist you’d love to see live
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a painting of a person playing drums in a purple and blue space
ALT: a painting of a person playing drums in a purple and blue space
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Jess Suttner @jsuttner.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
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a man in a white tank top walks down a street with the words okay here we go again below him
ALT: a man in a white tank top walks down a street with the words okay here we go again below him
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Jess Suttner @jsuttner.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
This is Mark Wahlberg in that new plane movie.
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Jess Suttner @jsuttner.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Shout out to Glerup slippers!
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Jess Suttner @jsuttner.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Quick, draw what you’re wearing. 5 mins max. This is probably more interesting if you don’t spend your life in joggers and a hoodie.
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Jess Suttner @jsuttner.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I like that the current “hot take” is the same as it was in 1944: punching Nazis is cool 😎 👊
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Jess Suttner @jsuttner.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Big same. Didn’t even give it a last scroll.
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Jess Suttner @jsuttner.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
This inspired me to deactivate instead of just not using it anymore. ✌️
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Please don’t even talk to me in the morning until I’ve had my coffee, 27 hours of alone time, several months by the seaside to ease my agonies, and many decades to wander the earth until the fabled blade of my ancestors can finally be reforged
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Switch 2? Why don't you switch 2 going outside
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Louis Peitzman @louispeitzman.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
To me, “cancel the Oscars” is an understandable but short-sighted take that ignores a) how important the entertainment industry is to LA, b) how much that industry has suffered in recent years, and c) the potential fundraising opportunity of a televised awards show.
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Jess Suttner @jsuttner.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Hey, hi, hello, #portfolioday! My name is Jess Suttner, I’m an illustrator working primarily in the editorial space (but open to expand 😉). Let’s collaborate! More at www.jsuttner.com ✌️
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