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Bigboy Robinson

@jstnqber.bsky.social
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what're we watching, some kind of Home Movie?

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Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
the saddest plate of cajun cheese fries ive ordered at cookout
cajun cheese fries from cookout with little cheese
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Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
autumn sun (not my recipe, from a bar in downtown raleigh) 0.75 oz fernet 0.75 oz genepy 0.75 oz lemon 0.75 oz maple syrup shaken + strained oh my god this is actually the best thing ive ever made come over if u ever wanna try i finally have all the ingredience
autumn sun cocktail in a martini glass im so sorry this is the closest i have to a coupe glass i got this for free from a woman in apex dont kill me
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Rosemare “Eek” Looney 🎃 @bsky.dad · 24/12/2024
POOH: [on Prozac] I meal-prepped some overnight oats. Want some? EEYORE: [on Wellbutrin] yes
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Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
things im leaving behind in 2024: drama 🙄 toxic people 🤐 Draugar the Time Thief steve carrell might also be stuck back there idk i cant really come back for him
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Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
walter white would be a proponent for semen retention if he was still alive
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Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
EVERY FUCKING QUESTION WE ASKED THE TV ALEXA WOULD ONLY RESPOND WITH A FART
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/12/2024
Unrealistic NFL Commercial Depicts Panthers Fan Watching Game With Friends theonion.com/unrealistic-...
Unrealistic NFL Commercial Depicts Panthers Fan Watching Game With Friends

-The Onion
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Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
what do u guys want for christmas im about to head out to the store
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Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
the raleigh leafblowers visited our neighborhood for 2 minutes and gave up 😭 we live on Cursed Land
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Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
who remembers barking at the mailman 🤣😆😅😂 #90snostalgia
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Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
(flag gets thrown, the referee comes down the field) from the earth. he shall return. Krongar. 200 year penalty. still first down. (the many eyed tentacled commentator): ohhh you hate to see it, temporal banishment right at the 25 yard line
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Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
[the moment im no longer sick] oh man! now that im well, the possibilities are endless! i could do a chore, or another chore, or i could do this one chore ive been putting off, or i could work remotely outside my normal hours, or i could do a chore
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Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
not sick anymore who wants to see how many backflips i can do before i become unconscious
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Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
being sick with a messy room makes me feel like a naked beast in a cavern with bones and skulls leading back to where im sleeping
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Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
i dont post about work on here cuz it would just be a bunch of shit like "when the pH indicator gives me an unexpected result"
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a man standing next to a box that says " fragile "
Alt: a breaking bad scene where walter is saying to jesse "what is wrong with you? why are you BLUE?"
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Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
@youngiowa.bsky.social just learned evaporated milk and condensed milk were not the same thing everyone throw tomatoes at him im sellin em for a nickel each
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Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
fuck.
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Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
CANES WIN MF!!!!!!
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hockey players on the ice in front of a banner that says discover
Alt: STORM SURGE BABYYY
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Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
the first time ive ever seen a $17 beer. making history. #gocanes #takingacartoonishlylongstrawandstealingbeerfromthecart
at a canes game baby go canes
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Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
yo who let the durham bull in here #gocanes
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Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
headed to a canes game in a bit yall pray for my wallet
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a hockey goalie stands in a locker room with the nhl can be seen in the corner
ALT: a hockey goalie stands in a locker room with the nhl can be seen in the corner
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Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
i will have 2 children. one will be named fred. the other, durst. they will bear the names much like 2 men on the either end of a horse costume.
a two person horse costume
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Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Little Timmy Jr. has been crying for 3 days. The decisions we make as parents are tough.
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Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
mid-level tech guy at a microbrewery that lives in an apartment complex called The Village: "you dont get it. you dont wanna be involved with me. im dangerous. im like a cigarette... tastes good for the moment but eventually... ill hurt you 😔..."
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Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
this is seriously the best creature to have roamed this earth.
dou dou the cat!
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Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
one wheelers are an invasive species
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Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
[guy who had one post get 4.3K likes and now only gets 6 likes per post] I'm the Bojack Horseman of Bluesky.
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Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
im on hiatus being a panthers fan because Dear God and switched to the lions a lil while back cuz ive been having fun watchin and followin em. my roommate pointed out to me yesterday that i went from cheering on a blue big cat to another blue big cat. idk maybe i just wanna see my lil kitties win
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Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
i have to confess i know you all on here were talking about putting baileys in cheerios but im a workin man that has to work with what i got. ive been eating amaretto and food lion brand crispy rice. shut up it was awesome
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Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
okay nvm i understand now
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Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
why is everyone talkin about puttin liquor in cereal today i feel like ime reading a 17th recipe book every time i get on here
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Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
pray for me im writin a paper againt the clock with the Bad Shits
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
[trying to talk to a server while going out socially for the first time in several months] Hrm, methinks I’m feeling a bit peckish indeed … and mayhaps I shall partake in an, ahem, shall we say, “adult beverage?” Squee!!!
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Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
i will not be mentally ill in public i will not be mentally ill in public i will not be mentally ill in public
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a cartoon of bart simpson standing in front of a blackboard that says " bell ringing "
ALT: a cartoon of bart simpson standing in front of a blackboard that says " bell ringing "
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Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
i am so sick and tired of news outlets telling me that i shouldn't worry anymore because conservatives are "realizing what's happening" and "trump is digging his grave" and "everyone will get what's coming for them". no they wont!!!! they havent!! they continue to get away with it over and over!!!!!
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Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
i want a wardrobe of on the nose political cartoon character clothes. just shirts and hats that say shit like "TRANS PEOPLE" "NC DEMOCRATS" "LAWNMOWER USERS"
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Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
touch the puppet head
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
JIGSAW: all your life you've really drowned people to death in urine by being late all the time VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I had 4 days off and by the end of that time I was thinking about creative pursuits, maybe even getting involved in my community. Thank god that's over now
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Young Iowa @youngiowa.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
02 Camry wins again
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Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
i want at least a little unsportsmanlike conduct
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Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
the annoying cousin when you step on their sidewalk chalk drawing:
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Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Your Honor, It Was My Boobs!
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Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
putting a "Lord, bless this mess" sign in the goon cave
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Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
serving gunt
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Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
sorry im reposting instead of posting recently guys the great turkey deemed me unfavorable yesterday so now i must live out my week of servitude. be back later
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Cooperstreaming ♿️ @cooperstreaming.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Two vital pieces of info b4 Black Friday: 1. Price trackers have proven that Amazon has been slowly hiking prices so they can pretend to slash them on Black Friday/Cyber Monday. There are no actual deals. Just the appearance of them. 2. Amazon workers are on strike www.google.com/amp/s/amp.th...
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Amazon workers in 20 countries to protest or strike on Black Friday
Workers and their representatives to press US retailer to respect their rights and take action on the climate crisis
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The Sonic Stadium ✪ Sonic the Hedgehog News & Community @sonicstadium.org · 28/11/2024
Happy Thanksgiving to all of our #SonicTheHedgehog friends in the US! We hope you have a wonderful holiday connecting with family and loved ones.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Even though I think it’s how they’ve always done it, I’m thankful the NFL put Lions-Bears in the food prep window and Cowboys-Giants in the “oh good, guests are here we can ignore the football game” window.
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