Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 27/12/2024dont even taunt me with that fork if i can still eat it with my hands it aint cheesy enough 000
Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 27/12/2024the saddest plate of cajun cheese fries ive ordered at cookout 110
Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 27/12/2024autumn sun (not my recipe, from a bar in downtown raleigh) 0.75 oz fernet 0.75 oz genepy 0.75 oz lemon 0.75 oz maple syrup shaken + strained oh my god this is actually the best thing ive ever made come over if u ever wanna try i finally have all the ingredience 030
Reposted by Bigboy RobinsonRosemare “Eek” Looney 🎃 @bsky.dad · 24/12/2024POOH: [on Prozac] I meal-prepped some overnight oats. Want some? EEYORE: [on Wellbutrin] yes 110225
Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 23/12/2024things im leaving behind in 2024: drama 🙄 toxic people 🤐 Draugar the Time Thief steve carrell might also be stuck back there idk i cant really come back for him 022
Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 22/12/2024walter white would be a proponent for semen retention if he was still alive 220
Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 21/12/2024EVERY FUCKING QUESTION WE ASKED THE TV ALEXA WOULD ONLY RESPOND WITH A FART 030
Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 19/12/2024tbf ive had an on again off again relationship with the panthers for most of my life so ive just been focusing on the lions for the past 2-3 years until the panthers get their act together again 😭 210
Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 19/12/2024they dont stink theyre just bad at being consistently good 😊 120
Reposted by Bigboy RobinsonThe Onion @theonion.com · 19/12/2024Unrealistic NFL Commercial Depicts Panthers Fan Watching Game With Friends theonion.com/unrealistic-... 422682162
Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 19/12/2024what do u guys want for christmas im about to head out to the store 110
Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 17/12/2024the raleigh leafblowers visited our neighborhood for 2 minutes and gave up 😭 we live on Cursed Land 010
Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 17/12/2024who remembers barking at the mailman 🤣😆😅😂 #90snostalgia 021
Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 17/12/2024(flag gets thrown, the referee comes down the field) from the earth. he shall return. Krongar. 200 year penalty. still first down. (the many eyed tentacled commentator): ohhh you hate to see it, temporal banishment right at the 25 yard line 020
Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 17/12/2024[the moment im no longer sick] oh man! now that im well, the possibilities are endless! i could do a chore, or another chore, or i could do this one chore ive been putting off, or i could work remotely outside my normal hours, or i could do a chore 020
Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 17/12/2024not sick anymore who wants to see how many backflips i can do before i become unconscious 021
Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 15/12/2024love old fashioneds and riffs on them. v basic cocktail but it tickles my brain just right. if im feeling more desserty ill make a painkiller 000
Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 14/12/2024being sick with a messy room makes me feel like a naked beast in a cavern with bones and skulls leading back to where im sleeping 011
Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 12/12/2024i dont post about work on here cuz it would just be a bunch of shit like "when the pH indicator gives me an unexpected result"media.tenor.coma man standing next to a box that says " fragile "Alt: a breaking bad scene where walter is saying to jesse "what is wrong with you? why are you BLUE?" 040
Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 12/12/2024just remember to writhe around every so often so the packets get activated 011
Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 12/12/2024i always give myself a little treat in my drinks cuz i deserve it 😌 010
Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 12/12/2024ill get u a rock for christmas so u can sun better at ur office 110
Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 12/12/2024@youngiowa.bsky.social just learned evaporated milk and condensed milk were not the same thing everyone throw tomatoes at him im sellin em for a nickel each 070
Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 11/12/2024legit not sure how to move forward when every day theres this giant fucking weight on my mind 1130
Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 11/12/2024[agent voice] i told ya i told ya! this is the one thats gonna put you on the map! 010
Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 11/12/2024CANES WIN MF!!!!!!media.tenor.comhockey players on the ice in front of a banner that says discoverAlt: STORM SURGE BABYYY 020
Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 10/12/2024the first time ive ever seen a $17 beer. making history. #gocanes #takingacartoonishlylongstrawandstealingbeerfromthecart 091
Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 10/12/2024headed to a canes game in a bit yall pray for my walletmedia.tenor.coma hockey goalie stands in a locker room with the nhl can be seen in the cornerALT: a hockey goalie stands in a locker room with the nhl can be seen in the corner 030
Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 10/12/2024true, this convo alone already got me googling the average abv of different cocktails 000
Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 10/12/2024i will have 2 children. one will be named fred. the other, durst. they will bear the names much like 2 men on the either end of a horse costume. 0263
Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 10/12/2024Little Timmy Jr. has been crying for 3 days. The decisions we make as parents are tough. 030
Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 10/12/2024this is probably incoherent i need to look into low abv cocktailing a bit more lol 110
Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 10/12/2024idk, like a wine punch maybe? like wine with fruit juice and soda? i have never really experimented with low abv cocktails outside of that. ig anything with an equivalent or lower abv than wine is what im saying 100
Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 10/12/2024sorry guys my brain keeps coming up with people that watch breaking bad and bojack horseman and get the wrong message from the show 040
Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 10/12/2024mid-level tech guy at a microbrewery that lives in an apartment complex called The Village: "you dont get it. you dont wanna be involved with me. im dangerous. im like a cigarette... tastes good for the moment but eventually... ill hurt you 😔..." 292
Bigboy Robinson @jstnqber.bsky.social · 10/12/2024this is seriously the best creature to have roamed this earth. 060
