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Robert

@jstckr.bsky.social
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Tokyo-based amateur pinguinologist & black belt in Mudita. Literary translator・Japanese, English & German.

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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter:
She calls out, “Where are you going?” And I say, “I am going out to get an envelope.” And she says, “Well, you’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.” And I say, “Hush.”

I go next to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and Second Avenue. The woman behind the counter says, “Thirty-nine cents for a stamp.” I say, “I only brought thirty-seven. When did that change?” She looked at me a long time. “Thirty-seven isn’t enough.” “Well that oughta be enough for one envelope,” I said. The line was getting longer. 

The lady moved her hand into her coat. I knew this routine. I backflipped behind the man behind me in line, wrapping my elbow around his throat as I landed. By the time the stamp seller had unloaded her clip, I had full cover. The gentleman’s body dropped to the floor, six holes smoking. The package he was carrying fell to the floor with a heavy clunk. Whatever was in there, it would do. 

I rolled my foot over the cardboard and did a “flick up” as they call it in soccer. I bounced the package once or twice on the back of my foot as the mail lady reloaded, then I launched it high and spun 360 to deliver my patented “Rising Phoenix kick”. The package caught fire as it shattered through the protective plexiglass window and struck the woman’s head with all the force and hatred I had learned to channel in my grueling tutelage under five fallen Wudang masters in my youth. The lady’s body exploded off of her bones, leaving just a blackened skeleton spinning in her office chair. “So it goes,” I said, but no one laughed. I guess they weren’t big readers.

And I go home. And I have had one hell of a good time.

We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.
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Robert @jstckr.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Noticed the audiobook version of Jon Ronson's new book (I always have to look up if it's Ron Jonson or Jon Ronson) was only about 1300 Yen on Apple Books, while the book (which I'd prefer, to be honest) would cost me about 5500 Yen and weeks of waiting. Guess I'll finally give audiobooks a try then.
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Robert @jstckr.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
and obsessed with this little cutie by Logan Hone www.youtube.com/watch?v=55Nr...
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Honeycomb
YouTube video by Logan Hone - Topic
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Robert @jstckr.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
in love with Kirin J Callinan's new songs www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBsF...
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The Squeeki Wheel (Gets The Grease)
YouTube video by Kirin J Callinan - Topic
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Wabi Sabi For Costco Frankenstein Heads @wabisabi4robots.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Werner Herzog with a word balloon
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Robert @jstckr.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Neben quasi allen Artikeln hat die Zeit jetzt auch noch ihr woechentliches Mini-Raetsel Eckchen paid-only gemacht. Schade :(
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TheBlindboyPodcast @blindboyboatclub.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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SgtPep @sgtpepper0106.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
On an 80s school exchange I was asked repeatedly by a pretty French girl what I thought about ‘Napoleon’. I tried to be as positive about his contribution to history, political culture and military strategy as an Englishman could, to no avail. Eventually worked out she was saying ‘Paul Young’.
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Robert @jstckr.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
heeyyy some good news
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Robert @jstckr.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
finally got one done Keywords > 12 May 2026 I found all 5 words! 🟩🟩🟩🟩 7✗ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 1✗ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 1✗ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🔥 Play streak EMBARRASSINGLY HIGH NUMBER 🏆 Complete streak 1 keywords.bagpuss.org
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Keywords
Can you discover today's five connected words?
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Robert @jstckr.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
during the corona lockdown period at the end of 2020 i was walking around Ueno in Tokyo with a cinema camera & met two guys practicing a ota-gei routine www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_vD...
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ueno20201201 v2
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Stan Carey @stancarey.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
THE TROUBLE WITH HARRY got me thinking about child language acquisition and friction between varieties of English stancarey.wordpress.com/2020/08/21/t... #grammar
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The Trouble with Harry’s grammar
Alfred Hitchcock’s comedy-thriller The Trouble with Harry (1955), amidst all its talk of murder and romance, has a fun little exchange of sociolinguistic interest between John Forsythe (‘Sam Marlow…
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Robert @jstckr.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Daft Punk – Revolution 909
Fun Lovin’ Criminals – Grave and the Constant
Momus – Rhetoric
Magnetic Fields – Strange Powers
John Carroll Kirby – Walking Through a House Where a Family Has Lived
East 17 – Stay Another Day
Pizzicato Five – Let’s be Adult
Fabrizio De Andre – Sinan Capudan Cascia
Flaming Lips – Slow Nerve Action
Rainald Grebe – Alles was man tut ist gut
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Robert @jstckr.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
almost forgot that there can be good news too
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Paul Duane 🥔 @paulduane.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Very interesting thread on how S. Korea is possibly altering its relationship with Israel:
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Robert @jstckr.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
how i hope and wish and dream that Tokyo does the same
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Robert @jstckr.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
pretty damn terrified right now
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Daniel Kennedy @fliglman.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
[At a 'math rock' concert] What answer did you get for the first song?
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Robert @jstckr.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Thomas Bangalter + Fred Again www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfF8...
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Fred again.. & Thomas Bangalter (USB002, Alexandra Palace, London 27 February 2026)
YouTube video by Fred again . .
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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
my glass coffin company “remains to be seen” is not doing as well as i thought it would.
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Robert @jstckr.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Did the translations for Yuriko Takagi's exhibition Threads of Beauty (last ever show at Bunkamura in Shibuya before it'll be demolished) & was invited to last night's preview. Nice spatial design by architect Tsuyoshi Tane, with photos mounted on textile-like canvas sheets and dimly illuminated.
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Robert @jstckr.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
If you like nice things, stories, drawings, or nice people, have a look at Luis' newsletter
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Robert @jstckr.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
some nice shots from Hiromi Nakashima's new photobook In Memory of Haru no Taki
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Robert @jstckr.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Brussels 2024
cobblestone pavement; one stone is inscribed with the words 'i used to be a mountain'
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Benjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 23/02/2026
Great analysis from the great @thelincoln.bsky.social, with bonus inclusion of some of the most extravagantly awful writing imaginable.
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 17/02/2026
Rev. Jesse Jackson's "I *am* somebody..." remains one of the all-time great pieces of 20th century rhetoric / agitprop And he could deliver it at a Black separatist meeting, the Democratic National Convention, or on god-blessed Sesame Street (see below 🥹) RIP to the Voice of the Voiceless
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Robert @jstckr.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Marty Supreme's a really good movie, and I liked reading @naomialderman.bsky.social's thoughts about it: naomialderman.substack.com/p/look-at-me...
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look at me. I’m here. I’m the ultimate product of Hitler’s defeat
Marty Supreme is the most intensely Jewish movie I’ve ever seen in my life, and I ended up writing 5,000 words about it. buckle up.
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Robert @jstckr.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Oooh, wow – Valknee's done a track with Chinza Dopeness www.youtube.com/watch?v=16sJ...
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valknee - DAMEDAME feat. 鎮座DOPENESS【Music Video】
YouTube video by valknee
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Susie M @wrathofgodherself.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
For those who like audio, & short stories, 3 of mine are repeated this week - mon/tues/wed - they are linked & tx goes A, Andria, B, Boris, C Chiara - on Radio 4 Extra - today, 15.45 I GOT THE DOG www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b...
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BBC Radio 4 - I Got the Dog by Susie Maguire - Episode guide
All episodes of I Got the Dog by Susie Maguire
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Robert @jstckr.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
first green bud of the year is out. life continues in 2026.
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Robert @jstckr.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
victims' names couldn't be more symbolic. fascism kills what's good and beautiful.
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Robert @jstckr.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Stan's the best
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Stan Carey @stancarey.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Ted Turton, the painter who co-founded the Galway Arts Festival, wrote a lovely memoir about his adventures with the legendary Footsbarn Travelling Theatre. I had the pleasure of copy-editing it, and it's on sale at @kennysbookshop.bsky.social: www.kennys.ie/shop/my-trav... [1/2] tedturtonart.com
Cover of Ted Turton's book "My Travels with Footsbarn Theatre: A Memoir". It features a painting by the author, mostly in attractive pastels of blue, green and yellow-orange. It shows a giant figure in silhouette striding across a landscape. He has a ponytail and a pole, wears a coat and boots, and is smiling. In the foreground is a town, with a cat on a roof looking down on street performers moving across a bridge. Beyond the town is a sea with small boats to the left and mountains to the right, in the distance. The striding figure behind the mountains makes them look tiny. At the top is a quote from Michael D. Higgins, former president of Ireland: "...an evocative reminder that the arts can be a bridge between cultures...in a world that now finds itself divided and in conflict".
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Robert @jstckr.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
9 yr old kid I played table tennis with yesterday kept calling me Eddy. He'd misheard my name as Eduardo. Thinking of going with that name in the future.
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Anne Billson @annebillson.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
This is AMAZING.
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Robert @jstckr.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
get to it
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Q-Games @q-games.com · 17/01/2026
"In Dreams of Another, I wanted to depict a world of dreams that’s unstable, ever-changing, and hazy" ~ Baiyon www.creativebloq.com/3d/video-game-…
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How Dreams of Another on PS5 uses point clouds to build a surreal, shifting world
Director Baiyon reveals how abstract art and digital tech collide in this visually unstable, ever-evolving experience.
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Robert @jstckr.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Flann says hi
photo of a cat's face; he's wearing something on his head
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Stan Carey @stancarey.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
You either love false dichotomies or you don't.
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Robert @jstckr.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
read a bit in my copy of The Essential June Jordan & was struck by this one in particular, Something Like A Sonnet for Phillis Miracle Wheatley. googling i found a long article written by Jordan about the poem, and its subject, Phillis Wheatley, and the poetry she wrote, in the US in the mid 1700s.
Girl from the realm of birds florid and fleet
flying full feather in far or near weather
Who fell to a dollar lust coffled like meat
Captured by avarice and hate spit together
Trembling asthmatic alone on the slave block
built by a savagery travelling by carriage
viewed like a species of flaw in the livestock
A child without safety of mother or marriage
Chosen by whimsy but born to surprise
They taught you to read but you learned how to write
Begging the universe into your eyes:
They dressed you in light but you dreamed
with the night.
From Africa singing of justice and grace,
Your early verse sweetens the fame of our Race.
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Robert @jstckr.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Is there – could there even be – any better single song off a 1980s new wave Roland Barthes concept album? www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEDr...
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The Lover Speaks - No More "I Love You's" (Official Video)
YouTube video by dimsel
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James Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Robert @jstckr.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
shots fired
Last page of Olga Tokarczuk's novel The Empusium, reading:

Author's Note

All the misogynistic views on the topic of women and their place in the world are paraphrased from texts by the following authors:
Augustine of Hippo, Bernard of Cluny, William
S. Burroughs, Cato, Joseph Conrad, Charles Darwin, Émile Durkheim, Henry Fielding, Sigmund Freud, H.
Rider Haggard, Hesiod, Jack Kerouac, D.H. Lawrence, Cesare Lombroso, W. Somerset Maugham, John Milton, Friedrich Nietzsche, Ovid, Plato, Ezra Pound, Jean Racine, François de La Rochefoucauld, Jean-Paul Sartre, Arthur Schopenhauer, William Shakespeare, August Strindberg, Jonathan Swift, Algernon Charles Swinburne, Semonides of Amorgos, Tertullian, Thomas Aquinas, Richard Wagner, Frank Wedekind, John Webster, Otto Weininger and William Butler Yeats.
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Robert @jstckr.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
first time i know of that a thing i've done was cited in a footnote
photo of two footnotes, the relevant one saying
"Ango Sakaguchi's 'The War and a Woman' was first published in Shinsei magazine on 1 October 1946. The story was heavily censored, with cuts made by the offices of the Supreme Commander for the Allied Powers during the occupation of Japan. It was finally published in its original version in The Complete Works of Ango Sakaguchi, vol. 16 (Tokyo: Chikuma Shobo Publishing, 2000). This edition, with Sakiko Nomura's images and with the censored sentences highlighted, was translated by Robert Zetzsche and published in 2017 by NM, a publishing project by Nomura herself with the designer Satoshi Machiguchi."
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Robert @jstckr.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
dreamt that i played my saxophone differently, like a flute, and that it worked
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mulboyne.bsky.social @mulboyne.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Couldn't recall why I'd saved this picture, Image search reminds me it's a photograph taken by Tokugawa Yoshinobu (the last Tokugawa shogun) of his cat, Han. It is perhaps Japan's oldest pet cat photo.
Photograph taken by Tokugawa Yoshinobu (the last Tokugawa shogun) of his cat, Han. It is perhaps Japan's oldest pet cat photo.
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Robert @jstckr.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
i just remembered last night i dreamed about decimal letters in between the alphabet that could be used to describe the world in more detail
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Robert @jstckr.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Ah hey, Arte uploaded a 2020 concert by Sebastien Tellier to youtube Link timestamped directly to L'Amour et la Violence: www.youtube.com/watch?v=470X...
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Sébastien Tellier - ARTE Concert Festival 2020
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