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jon "🎶This will break, I just can't🎶" schuster

@jschuster.bsky.social
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Fully recovered IT Guy He/him Cis-het white dude. Or, as the philosoper once said: "lowest possible difficulty setting" (h/t John Scalzi)

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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 22h
Thing is the whole thing is premised on the idea a child should need a six figure loan to keep going to school rather than educating people being a public benefit.
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Tade "Will Eat Your Heart in the Marketplace" Thompson @tadethompson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh, fuck, yes. I'm glad I've been using it for years.
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jon "🎶This will break, I just can't🎶" schuster @jschuster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Generational differences, imho. The older you are, the more you demand obsequiousness from "the help" (scum). Wait 'till Social Security collapses and the Boomers have to clerk for a living. Allasudden, chairs are "essential workplace equipment"
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jon "🎶This will break, I just can't🎶" schuster @jschuster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A 6 yr old... One at 5 yrs... And 3 1/2 years ...And a dog I am the bad uncle (I left early)
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jon "🎶This will break, I just can't🎶" schuster @jschuster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"No no no, we won't be *watching* you. We're just going to use the lie machine to *guess* what it is that you're up to"
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jon "🎶This will break, I just can't🎶" schuster @jschuster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Hey, siri, is Gavin Newsom still abysmal?" Siri:
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#TeslaTakedown @teslatakedown.com · 01/10/2026
Every reporter who credulously repeated that Elon was "stepping away" from politics needs to go on a public apology tour. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
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Elon Musk to return his attention to government, advise Pentagon on future of war
Musk will join Anduril founder Palmer Luckey and former House Speaker Newt Gingrich on a panel for what the Defense Department is calling Project Meridian.
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oops! All sugar!
FDA Announces 7Up Recall After Zero-Sugar Cans Were Found to Have 38 Grams of Sugar
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jon "🎶This will break, I just can't🎶" schuster @jschuster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"The most ordinary man imaginable " !!!!! 🔥🔥🔥
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 30/09/2026
Inside me are two wolves One is overjoyed that Mamdani is a Lawful Good politician who would respect the Constitution and not aspire to the Presidency, thus allowing him to focus on being the first Good Mayor of NYC in a grandparent's age Other wolf wants Z to say "fuck it" and run for the Big One
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Medusa’s Wink @medusaswink.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I need someone to explain to me how holding a man accountable for sexual aggression and/or violence will ruin his life. Trump was held liable for rape in court. He’s still president. Brett Kavanaugh was held accountable for sexual assault by Christine Blasey-Ford. He’s still on SCOTUS.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Any news organization that pathetically uses this new name needs to be brutally torn apart and every single employee forced out of any job where using words is required.
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
Yeah, the idea that a prosecutor would lie about being in a whole state is implausible; the idea that he’d do so after going to an NBA game really stretches the bounds of common sense. The idea that he’d lie about what state he was in while being protected by Federal Marshals is fantastical.
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Jessie🦇 @atropius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
becoming increasingly frustrated by people who refer to their adult female colleagues as "girls"
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 28/09/2026
imagine looking at ICE, a money laundering scheme built on human suffering, and then saying "are the people who oppose this being paid?"
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jon "🎶This will break, I just can't🎶" schuster @jschuster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🎶Maybe it'll happen, & it might be today🎶 🎶(I said) Maybe it'll happen, & it might be today🎶 🎶If today it doesn't happen, well tomorrow is ok (well, tomorrow is ok)🎶
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jon "🎶This will break, I just can't🎶" schuster @jschuster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"oldies (like…Green Day.)" Dead. I am dead and become dust.
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
yes my bull went rogue in your china shop but I think we can all agree there’s no liability here it’s an agentic being
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” ― George Orwell, 1984
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jon "🎶This will break, I just can't🎶" schuster @jschuster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When you get your cats from the factory seconds store...
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jon "🎶This will break, I just can't🎶" schuster @jschuster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wanted: Theremin player. Hands-off experience required.
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The Trandalorian @charliejaneanders.com · 26/09/2026
Instead of: A hill I'm willing to die on I'm gonna start saying: A hill I'm having a picnic on Just... spreading out a blanket with a food basket and staying a long time ✅️ too many ppl dying already ✅️ picnics are cozy n nice ✅️ nobody wants to eject someone having a nice picnic on a hillside
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TheSpookioPhi 🎃 @thesociophi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Put all my ducks in a row, turned around to wash my hands, and turned back only to find them ominously stacked into a gravity-defying arrangement atop the dining table, poltergeist-style.
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Kameron Hurley @kameronhurley.com · 26/09/2026
It's one of those things I hate that I was completely right about. I'd LOVE it if I had, in fact, actually been unhinged. I was not. I'm a trained a historian. It's been like a play by play from a book.
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 26/09/2026
They haven't made a Muppets in Space lego set but you can make do
Muppet Legos invading the bridge of the Star Trek EnterpriseFozzie bear holding a phaser on Captain's KirkRolf holding a phaser on Scotty in the transporter roomKermit the frog in the captain's chair
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Micah @rincewind.run · 26/09/2026
you know what? I agree with him my moral and ethical story about how we live together in this moment is we throw all of these assholes out of office and then we put them in jail
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 26/09/2026
Curious if anyone else has noticed this. Since Trump 2.0, I've noticed a significant backside in gluten and dairy free options and dietary accommodations at restaurants, public events, and even some grocery stores.
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 26/09/2026
Mamdani was out there racking up photo ops with prime ministers like he was collecting pokemon.
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jon "🎶This will break, I just can't🎶" schuster @jschuster.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Does my breakfast feel pain?
A sad pancake. Two large bubbles have broken through the batter, appearing like eyes. An upside down u shape below that resembles as mouth.

It appears to be suffering; that pan is so hot. Poor pancake.
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jon "🎶This will break, I just can't🎶" schuster @jschuster.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
IYKYK
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jon "🎶This will break, I just can't🎶" schuster @jschuster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A couple of live resin indica gummies. But, in my tummy where nobody will know!
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jon "🎶This will break, I just can't🎶" schuster @jschuster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
lol lmao rotflmfao, even
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Ed Sheeran's Gillette Stadium concerts canceled due to nor'easter, tour promoter says
Ed Sheeran's​ Gillette Stadium concerts in Foxboro, Massachusetts, have been canceled as Boston braces for a nor'easter.
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jon "🎶This will break, I just can't🎶" schuster @jschuster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
(voiceover) "Not enough discourse on your timeline? Ask your doctor if Hijab-Inspired Secular Accessorization is right for you!"
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Ann Leckie @annleckie.com · 24/09/2026
Also btw professional writers write for money. I have, so far, written only books I really wanted to write, and (shock! shame!) have been paying my mortgage with the proceeds. So "the writer only did this for the MONEY!" is not the devastating blow you suppose it is.
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Boosting again for people getting COVID vaccines (thank you for getting vaccinated!!) because my mentions are full of people finding it helpful. There is way more detail (and citations!) in the thread both up and down but this is the key info!
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jon "🎶This will break, I just can't🎶" schuster @jschuster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I love this kind of thread. So many interesting things to add to my TBR list!
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jon "🎶This will break, I just can't🎶" schuster @jschuster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Witch liquor or GTFO
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Devin Nunes' Alt-Mom @nunesalt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Maybe he’d like to have a deeper conversation about well-known criminals who owned islands
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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 24/09/2026
Every resident should be able to live here.
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jon "🎶This will break, I just can't🎶" schuster @jschuster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
See also: patriarchy (again)
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jon "🎶This will break, I just can't🎶" schuster @jschuster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
*snerk!"
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jon "🎶This will break, I just can't🎶" schuster @jschuster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I think I'm pretty plugged in and all, then... JFC
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jon "🎶This will break, I just can't🎶" schuster @jschuster.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Don't forget, kiddies: "Our enemy is jjjjjhhhhiiinah" bigly, even
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Erik Loomis @erikloomis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When Richard Nixon felt he needed to make an appearance on a college campus in the days after the invasion of Cambodia and the widespread campus protests, he also chose the most right-wing major campus he could find--the University of Tennessee. www.nytimes.com/athletic/762...
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President Donald Trump to attend Tennessee-Texas football game Saturday, White House confirms
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jon "🎶This will break, I just can't🎶" schuster @jschuster.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
*chortle*
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K.B. Wagers @kbwagers.com · 23/09/2026
Hi Colorado peeps! Did you know there are multiple terrible ballot measures on the docket for November, but especially two anti-trans measures that need you to VOTE NO on. No on 134 - bullshit anti-trans sports ban No on 135 - bullshit anti-trans medical ban
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jon "🎶This will break, I just can't🎶" schuster @jschuster.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I've now had hearing aids for a week. And I think I can say without fear of contradiction: Everything is very loud. Why must everything be so Loud? I'm going to need it to stop being so L O U D !
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Louis Redux @louisredux.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's interestingly one of the reasons that so much apologetics is issued for racism (and all types of abuse). Racism isn't a character flaw. Racism is a series of ideologies, actions, and social structures that perpetrate inequalities and harms associated with perceived race. We all do "racism".
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Actually, the Democratic mayor of NYC meeting with the Republican President of the United States is *not* remotely comparable to the Democratic House Minority Leader meeting with the unelected, unappointed, unofficial grifting son-in-law of the president.
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