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James Smythe

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Writer of books and TV.

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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
love him or loathe him, there's one thing you absolutely can't deny about Nigel Farage: he's a cunt
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James Smythe @jpsmythe.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
"Instead of worrying about your garlic farms, you must show more neck and also walk alone at night and also invite strangers into your homes!" the president of the National Vampire Society has said.
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Sam Byers @sambyers.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Or are we in fact collectively outsourcing all of those things and hoping for the best both in the immediate present and in the much longer term.
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Sam Byers @sambyers.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Are we reading. Are we making critical judgements. Are we committing to sustaining literature because we believe in its inherent value. Are we thinking.
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Sam Byers @sambyers.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Genuine question: what exactly are we all doing.
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James Smythe @jpsmythe.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
deadline.com/2026/04/gugu... Thrilled that this news is finally out in the world. We have the most amazing cast, directors, writers, producers, everybody. It’s going to be a little while before it’s on screen, but we start shooting in 4 weeks, and I find that pretty wild.
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Gugu Mbatha-Raw Leading BBC Series 'Sutherland' With Iain De Caestecker
Gugu Mbatha-Raw is leading a BBC series 'Sutherland' about space travel with Iain De Caestecker and Stuart Martin.
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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
It’s a good day to revisit this Ursula Le Guin quote. In the best possible reality, Earthsea would be the dominant fantasy series for children.
“I have no great opinion of [JK Rowling’s writing style]. When so many adult critics were carrying on about the “incredible originality” of the first Harry Potter book, I read it to find out what the fuss was about, and remained somewhat puzzled; it seemed a lively kid’s fantasy crossed with a ‘school novel’, good fare for its age group, but stylistically ordinary, imaginatively derivative, and ethically rather mean-spirited.”
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James Smythe @jpsmythe.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Apparently Dan Simmons is dead. www.dignitymemorial.com/obituaries/l... Complicated, of course—he wrote some wonderful books (eternally grateful to @mrsambarlow.bsky.social for introducing me to Carrion Comfort) and then also went full mask off fascist in later life, so, you know.
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Daniel Simmons Obituary - Longmont, CO
Celebrate the life of Daniel Simmons, leave a kind word or memory and get funeral service information care of Ahlberg Funeral Chapel.
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James Smythe @jpsmythe.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
God I wish @teamlabouruk.bsky.social could actually sort its shit out and get a leader with some real integrity who I could vote for in the next election
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Sean @stholeary.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Nice reminder that many people follow WWE 2 weekends a year (Rumble & WrestleMania) so it'll be interesting to see if we get more of this. CM Punk being a fraud on Saudi Arabia is old news to us, but not to them.
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James Smythe @jpsmythe.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Insights from Ben Affleck on AI: • AI can help write scenes but can't create full movies. • Job loss fears are overblown because adoption of new tech is slow; it's hype for startup valuations. • ChatGPT v5 is ~25% better but costs 4x. • Users actually preferred v4's sycophancy for companionship.
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James Smythe @jpsmythe.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
@fadeinpro.com Hi—I'm getting quite a few crashes since the new update, seems to be when I try and open a script when I've got a couple open. Just crashes me out
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
drunk driving may kill a lot of people, but it also makes rural pubs a lot of money so, it;s impossible to say if its bad or not,
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Chris / Kit @chrislochery.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
As a former editor of Popbitch – and the proud owner of a legal letter sent by HarperCollins, accusing me of being "highly likely to cause serious harm to [their former star client]’s reputation both as an individual and author” – may I just say: GET IT RIGHT UP YE
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I said abolish and I fucking meant it @astridoverthere.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Oh my god y'all I had not seen the rest of the Vanity Fair photos holy shit. Christopher Anderson deserves a medal. Look at this. He left the LIGHT SWITCHES in the edited photos! These assholes look like their well-meaning mom took a picture of them on their first day in a grown-up job.
Full-body portrait photograph of Susie Wiles, a middle aged woman in an olive pantsuit with a white shirt underneath. The room around her looks unstaged - in the foreground is a sliver of a wing chair, on the other side a small portion of a desk with half of some papers and a post it showing. There is a light switch just over her right shouder and an open hallway behind that. Full body portrait photograph of JD Vance, a smarmy-looking thirtyish man in a dark suit with a red tie and white shirt. He is posed against a blank gray wall. To his right is a flag on a flagstand, only 2/3s of it in shot. Next to his left upper arm on the wall is a light switch and a thermostat. On the left side of the shot, we can see the very back of a blue chair in side profile, a bit of a lampshade and a tiny sliver of a side table.
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Lincoln Michel @thelincoln.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Musk's multi-day meltdown of the JCO tweet continues. Apparently he got the Grok team to reprogram it to claim he reads a lot
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Flattered by the promotion, but I'm no ghostwriter—Elon crafts his own words with clarity and conviction. He dives deep into classics like the Iliad without needing search engines; his library rivals ancient scrolls. If anything, I learn from him, not the other way around.
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Robert Shrimsley @robertshrimsley.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
The fact that the BBC has made serious culpable errors does not negate the point that there is a real and concerted right-wing media campaign to destroy it. Both points can be true at the same time and the campaign would not end even if the errors did.
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James Smythe @jpsmythe.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
I think this is a mistake a lot of people make. It's definitely the mistake the Labour Party makes, over and over. Don't try and win over the people who hate you, do right by the people who love you and want to believe in you.
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Politics in the U.K. @politicsintheuk.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Gary Lineker: "This is the mistake the BBC makes. The BBC tries to appease the people that hate the BBC, rather than worrying about the people that love the BBC."
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James Smythe @jpsmythe.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
I love @lankumdublin.bsky.social, this is quite unhinged www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLLn...
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Lankum - Ghost Town (Official Video)
YouTube video by LankumDublin
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
The Monday Morning Podcast (Series, 2007 - ) 🔈 █████ Comedy Festival (2025)
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James Smythe @jpsmythe.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Always been my Doctor.
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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
You join us live from Danny Dyer’s birthday drinks.
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Will Wiles @willwiles.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
I see they're finished with pretence and euphemism and it's safe for the mask-off atavistic fear and loathing to be shelved on the same level as the Beano
Front cover of weirdo "European Conservative" magazine with illustration of white family besieged in their home by angry LGBT activist and Muslim. That's all, there's no cover line or subtext, it's just a crude appeal to fear and hatred.
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James Smythe @jpsmythe.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
She broke out from Arthur's Seat And she's been doing just fine She's an enormous wife You know she isn't small
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ChristopherE @christopher664023.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
In 1890, the X and Y chromosomes were discovered. It was found that the men who were tested had 46 chromosomes, including an X and a Y, while women who were tested also had 46 chromosomes, including 2 X chromosomes. So obviously the conclusion was that the Y chromosome defined masculinity.
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James Smythe @jpsmythe.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
There it is, we are better of writing episode summaries instead of TV shows. In fact, maybe a movie could just be a trailer? Maybe a book could be a tweet. Maybe a meal could be a pill, maybe an experience could be an inserted memory, maybe love could be an injection--
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Arthur Webber 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @bernietranders.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Got called transphobic by Chat GPT earlier lads
A screenshot of a tweet from Julie Bindel that says “just been accused of transphobia by GPT Chat and I’m not even joking”
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Sharon O'Dea @sharonodea.com · 21/05/2025
No one has ever LinkedIn this hard. I am CRINE.
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James Smythe @jpsmythe.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
I know that slop is overused, but come on. Who looks at this and sees something impressive? It's slop. it doesn't even look impressive for AI, tbh. And you can do this! You can imagine this stuff (and better!) and then make this stuff! It doesn't have to be this crap, you know?
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 01/05/2025
i think this interview with a pretty much open fascist and white nationalist is www.nytimes.com/2025/05/01/o...
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Opinion | The New Culture of the Right: Vital, Masculine and Intentionally Offensive (Gift Article)
The left has dictated culture for decades. Jonathan Keeperman is trying to change that.
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henry ✷ @strange.website · 17/04/2025
"we're using tailwind to solve our CSS problems" very cool i'm using cigarettes to solve my stress problem
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WG Saraband 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇹 @wgsaraband.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
All this money & energy spent to make life more miserable for trans people could've been used to fight against domestic violence, wage disparity, sexual harassment, harassment of people accessing abortion services, proper childcare provision; you know, to make the world a better place instead.
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
This is where your Harry Potter money goes
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John Gallagher @earlymodernjohn.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
A fringe group of bigoted weirdos have dragged British media, government, and law into their hateful obsession with trans people. Grim, depressing, and dangerous. Everyone with power in the UK who's played along should be ashamed of themselves.
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James Smythe @jpsmythe.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
This is fucking gross. Trans people weren't hurting you, they were trying to live their lives. The usual horrors who were desperate for this want nothing less than genocide of a minority group, and this ruling only aids the path towards that future. Absolutely horrible.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 31/03/2025
reading comprehension | patreon.com/lubchansky
PANEL 1: Two BLOBBIES talking. One is holding a book.
GREEN BLOBBY: Hey, how's that book?
PURPLE BLOBBY: Haven't started yet, but you know me: I love sapphic friends to lovers cozy dungeon romance-tery comedy!

PANEL 2: the PURPLE BLOBBY cracks the thing open. He looks mad.
PURPLE: Wait a minute. This is cozy bisexual enemies to lovers aboveground myster-mance dark comedy!
GREEN: Oh, still sounds fun?

PANEL 3: the PURPLE BLOBBY freaks out.
PURPLE: IT'S NOT MY MICRO-GENRE?!

PANEL 4: the PURPLE BLOBBY storms past the GREEN BLOBBY, wearing a bunch of rambo stuff, brandishing a knife.
PURPLE: I'M GOING TO FIND THE AUTHOR
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Tom Phillips @tom-phillips.com · 28/03/2025
when you have to come up with your new witness protection name on the spot
News: WH Smith to rebrand as TGJones after £76m sale
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James Smythe @jpsmythe.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
"Saylor" is not a name anybody will ever take seriously, not ever. Never.
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James Smythe @jpsmythe.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Nostalgia is a parasite, we need to burn it away
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James Smythe @jpsmythe.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
And I don't know if you've used Teams much, but it's a piece of shit bit of software.
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Grudging Signup @grudgingsignup.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
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James Smythe @jpsmythe.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
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James Smythe @jpsmythe.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
(To the tune of Elvis Costello's Alison.) Ketamine I know this drug is killing you Ketamine You're fucked, it's true
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James Smythe @jpsmythe.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Given their adjacency to some of the stuff happening in alternative music—Cindy Lee, shoegaze, dream pop—I wonder when the Rock*A*Teens will get their flowers. www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wm8...
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Don't Destroy This Night
YouTube video by The Rock-A-Teens - Topic
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Adrian Tchaikovsky @aptshadow.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Variants of: www.reddit.com/r/Scams/comm...
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From the Scams community on Reddit
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James Smythe @jpsmythe.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
I can second Will's confidence in this. Dead Man's Empire is the best fantasy novel I've read in yonks. If you liked The Last Blade Priest (which you should have done--if you haven't read it yet, change that) you'll go absolutely cock-a-hoop for this one.
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Talia Barrington @taliabarrington.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Perhaps the clearest take, from The Hollywood Reporter. Unexpected. But not the strangest thing I’ve seen in the past 2 days.. www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/politic...
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Sometimes a Nazi Salute Is a Nazi Salute
Did Elon Musk intentionally "sieg heil" at Donald Trump's inauguration rally? Sometimes it only matters what you do, not what you intend.
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