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JP @jpitblado.bsky.social · 3h
Michael Jordan "fuck them kids" meme
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Keith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 04/10/2026
Curtis Sliwa with speech bubble coming out of him
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JP @jpitblado.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Can't wait to vote against this douche bag
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Justin Wolfers @justinwolfers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm not sure who saw this coming, but so far nearly all the jobs created during the second Trump administration have gone to women.
Line chart titled "So far during Trump's second term, just 8% of all job growth has gone to men" showing change in employment by gender since January 2025. Total nonfarm employment grew by 776,000 jobs through September 2026, with women gaining 711,000 positions (92% of growth) while men added only 65,000 jobs (8% of growth). Women's employment gains accelerated sharply through 2026, reaching 711,000 by September, while men's employment growth remained flat with brief periods of decline, including a drop of 96,000 jobs in February 2026.
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JP @jpitblado.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cheers "The Magnificent Six" S11E4
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Holy shit I did not know this Incredible insight into Western Higher Education, going back to Oxford and Cambridge and still seen today from @harikondabolu.bsky.social
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JP @jpitblado.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Time to open a Draft Kings account
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Kygosi @kygosi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gym memberships must be crimes against humanity
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kristinekenyon.bsky.social @kristinekenyon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The new rule should be whenever you come across the Musk movie trailer, you repost it like it’s Tom Holland’s Umbrella video lol #FckYouElon youtu.be/eY_8SyndC10?...
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Musk | Official Trailer | Bleecker Street
YouTube video by Musk
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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Have you ever tried to read a scientific journal article and been told “you don’t have access, pay to download this article?” Did you know that the author of that article gets $0 if you pay? Instead, you can email the author and ask for a free copy! I’d be delighted to help and answer questions!
Screenshot of a scientific journal paywall
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Shaq has always been a cop in spirit. And the worst kind of cop. See: reason.com/2010/09/17/s...
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JP @jpitblado.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Breaking: Dazzler will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
Dazzler
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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I made this design in 2019, and it’s been ripped off by countless creepy little Temu shops, as well as by Shein. Seeing it in an AI ad is ruining my day, ngl. If you like it, buy one from me - link in bio. I actually give money to queer mutual aid and medical care groups.
A shitty AI ad on Instagram showing my “you are safe with me” design being sold by a company that is not me.
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Important otter tummy content:
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JP @jpitblado.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Beat Bobby Flay feat Swedish Chef with Miss Piggy as one of the judges
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Just saw a video where someone said "pouring one out for my dead homie Charlie Kirk" and then they shook a can of mountain dew code red and stabbed it with a screwdriver spraying it absolutely everywhere
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JP @jpitblado.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
@thatbootlegguy.bsky.social @felina510.bsky.social for your AFL trip planning consideration saltriverfields.com/tacofest/
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Taco Fest at Salt River Fields | Oct 17 & 18 - Salt River Fields
PRESENTED BY TEQUILA CORRIDO ARIZONA’S ANNUAL TRADITION! OCTOBER 17 – 18, 2026 WELCOME TO ARIZONA’S ICONIC ANNUAL TACO FEST AT SALT RIVER FIELDS IN SCOTTSDALE. TACO FEST FEATURES OVER 40 OF THE BEST T...
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
😦
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JP @jpitblado.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Depeche Mode Thievery Corporation Ricky Montgomery Cavetown Pet Shop Boys
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JP @jpitblado.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Jerry Seinfeld: That's a Shame
ALT: Jerry Seinfeld: That's a Shame
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
“There’s this famous 80-year old we need to you to bring in.” Grim Reaper: “Done!” “Hold on, not that one. This one appeared in Home Alone 2.” Grim Reaper: “Done!” “Would you please stop and just listen to the rest of the instructions?”
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Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I think this is how Gods are born
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JP @jpitblado.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Me telling my wife I'm going to the casino
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jen ramos-eisen @jenramose.online · 23/08/2026
okay y'know what how about this: Left On Base is currently at 66 active subscribers (paying and non paying). if it gets to 100 total active subscribers (paying or not), I'll start making these videos. leftonbase.beehiiv.com
leftonbase.beehiiv.com
Home | Left On Base
Reporting from the field that doesn't make it into any other stories.
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jen ramos-eisen @jenramose.online · 23/08/2026
sometimes I think about getting a tiny bluetooth mic and then making short reels explaining baseball economics in the most shitpost-y way I can because I went to comedy camp as a teenager and those skills need to go somewhere
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JP @jpitblado.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I'm sorry, I've been a baseball fan for too long to change the way I pronounce Trammel.
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JP @jpitblado.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The one time Butler ignores a base running signal...
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Scott "KaiserNeko" Frerichs @kaiserneko.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I feel as though I'd be a giant piece of shit to my larger friends and fans if I mocked someone for being fat, or to any of my non-traditionally attractive friends and fans if I mocked someone for being ugly. People shouldn't have to worry if I'm a two-faced dick who's secretly judging them.
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Scott "KaiserNeko" Frerichs @kaiserneko.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
You do not get to denounce bodyshaming but then use bodyshaming against bad people. Either you think bodyshaming is wrong because it's a fundamentally flawed way of criticizing other people, or you are *pretending* to feel that way so you can sound more progressive than you really are.
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JP @jpitblado.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Don't you blaspheme in here!
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John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Nobody: Not one person: Me: A.I.Hab
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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The right thinks they like harsh grading and grading on a curve because the white guys all assume they'd be on top of it. I think if they fully understood that women consistently outperform men GPA-wise, they'd take it back.
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JP @jpitblado.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I am "get to Costco 10 minutes before the doors open" years old
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JP @jpitblado.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Did Caray just say Gel-o shot?
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JP @jpitblado.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
There's a place in Flagstaff that does a thin crust wood fired pie with mascarpone, sage, mozzarella, Italian sausage, & honey that's absolutely wonderful.
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JP @jpitblado.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I almost wish the #Athletics were playing Seattle this weekend so that he could take the mound & strike out 8.
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JP @jpitblado.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I'm sort of young right now
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JP @jpitblado.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Yan can cook
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Monsters
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JP @jpitblado.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I know this guy has to be trolling & I'm still angry
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JP @jpitblado.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The main act at a concert should hit the stage no later than 7:30.
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Concerns over fake phenomena cannot be held in good faith. There's no such thing as "good faith" concern over razorblades in Halloween apples or vaccines causing autism. If you still have 'concerns' about these issues you are uninformed, a bigot or being manipulated. No other option.
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Bathrooms: "Gee we should be making sure predators aren't pretending to be trans to get into women's bathrooms and attacking them," realizing this is essentially an urban legend and then dropping it.
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Same with gender-affirming care for kids. Good-faith concern would be, "gee we should be making sure kids are appropriately assessed before receiving care and don't end up regretting it," realizing the numbers are tiny, kids are assessed and regret rates are miniscule and then dropping it.
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Good-faith concern on this issue would be going, "hmm, professional sports leagues should probably have some standards in place to ensure trans competitors aren't getting an unfair advantage," googling for 5 minutes, realizing every sports league already has those standards and dropping it.
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JP @jpitblado.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam or Alice In Chains.
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JP @jpitblado.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Cursed
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JP @jpitblado.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
@thatbootlegguy.bsky.social you got your wish
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JP @jpitblado.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Lol
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Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Their s fell off of sports and attached to math.
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