Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Okay had another idol run. This time brainstorm was unlocked and we could have gone on a bit longer but before getting DNA for making new glass cards I had pulled in a diamond king to death into a red seal hearts king and the idol hit. I was only able to get one star card or we might have lived. 000
Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026@pablo.show what are the odds the Clippers story ends up wrapping around to the pardons for sale scandal? 000
Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Thread length preview probably more useful than labelers at avoiding things you do not want to get into 010
Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Only the fact that there were a lot of double mint twins over the years is keeping this from truly melting the brain out of my ears 000
Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I was making $700+ per round with my all red seal gold queen, idol + golden ticket build, rolling down for brainstorm every shop before amber acorn took me and my stupid 8 jokers out. That’s when I realized I don’t have brainstorm unlocked on Steam. 000
Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 09/09/2026A moderately successful Baron run. Definitely my best deck fixing. 000
Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 03/09/2026@jasonsheridan.bsky.social I found a Mike Carlson fellow traveler 000
Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 01/09/2026What if Grandpa Simpson were the most interesting man in the world? 000
Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 25/08/2026A group of gay friends of mine in college went and saw her and someone at the concert had a “queerdos love dolly” sign She saw it and replied, “aww, I love you queerdos too” 040
Reposted by Triton BuccaneerAftermath @aftermath.site · 07/08/2026Hello local business, your AI ads are costing you customers: aftermath.site/ai-poster-ad-f... 21356751486
Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 05/08/2026@jasonsheridan.bsky.social huh. I’ve never really seen a picture of this particular themed tram system before. The darkest of dark rides. 131
Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Mods are asleep (it’s the longest night of Midwinter). Post hedge. 010
Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Getting coffee and the barista complements my name, saying that’s my partner’s name. Then the lady behind me in line says, “Tristan is my son’s name” All I could say was, “We’re all out of Bort license plates” to no one in particular. 100
Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 19/07/2026New most deranged AI slop Reddit ad. Okay actually there was a truly unhinged game ad yesterday, but our kids can see my screenshots via an iPad and I wouldn’t risk that one. 000
Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I’m glad someone’s been enjoying our lackluster blueberries #BirdSky 010
Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 14/07/2026@drwambsgans.bsky.social someone else watching DS9? 110
Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Progressive College President under Woke 2.0: 010
Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Never occurred to me that Needle Nosed Ned in Groundhog Day was Norwegian 000
Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 10/07/2026theonion.com/im-like-a-ch...theonion.comI'm Like A Chocoholic, But For BoozeDid you ever know a "chocoholic"? One of those folks who just can’t get enough chocolate? I bet there’s at least one in your home or workplace. At my house, it’s my wife Emily. She’s got to have her l... 000
Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Coop and Albert were actually distant cousins through houses Atreides and Corrino 010
Reposted by Triton BuccaneerA Whole Damn Town! @im.a.whole.damn.town · 09/07/2026Twin Peaks: Sheriff Truman meeting Albert. 1243
Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Operation “get these kids to their first fireworks display” takes a hit when the five year old tells us he needs to poop while we’re waiting for ice cream at the food carts 120
Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 04/07/2026We’re doing flyover shit in Portland too? Boo 010
Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 28/06/2026I think it’s probably some 13 year old sennheisers. 010
Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Reading this like the Natalie Portman rap intro “I never claimed to be a role model” 020
Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 22/06/2026You know when you’re a kid and thematically similar movies get grouped together in your mind? I can’t remember what’s in this movie and what’s in Straight Talk and The Fischer King 010
Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 21/06/2026@joshuaerlich.bsky.social you’re a fellow doughboys listener. Is that the dang Doughdiac hiding in plain sight on the Red Sox? 010
Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 20/06/2026@deadblossomjesse.bsky.social the beginning of this Tilly’s episode going from improv class memories to the erosion of life caused by grocery delivery is hitting me hard, as I did improv with the Instacart founder 15 years ago. 000
Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Was listening to PTR this morning while getting ready to take our kids to their first amusement park, when suddenly the park, Enchanted Forest, is mentioned as a haunted amusement park. Absolutely ruled for our kids though. Great weird theming and shade. @jasonsheridan.bsky.social 110
Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Telling my kids these were the Bash Brothers 000
Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you. 010
Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Symphony of the Night but your dad is Scott Bakula 000
Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 12/06/2026@murderxbryan.bsky.social you should get into foot bag as retaliation for this level of style biting 000
Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Can we make me look like shit but in a flattering way? 000
Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Secret backup UFC cage being built in Florida by dying Epstein living on the space station, just in case. 010
Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 27/05/2026So you can push @joshgondelman.bsky.social too far 000
Triton Buccaneer @tristanbuckner.bsky.social · 22/05/2026@weredawgz.blacksky.app New James and a jeffiot on a Swedish PlayStation game! A day so momentous I remembered this thread 110
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High-Score!
Best Hand
s4.626e34
Most Played Hand
High Card (36]
Cards Played
381
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Ante
18
Cards Discarded
608
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Round
56
Cards Purchased
314
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Times Rerolled
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