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JP @jpitblado.bsky.social · 9h
"Rancho Bernardo" blue
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JP @jpitblado.bsky.social · 10h
They can't all be that guy from Twitter
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JP @jpitblado.bsky.social · 10h
Michael Jordan "fuck them kids" meme
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JP @jpitblado.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Mr. Mackey: Drugs Are Bad, You Shouldn't Do Drugs (Powered by KLIPY) Posted from Skywalker @skywalker.thereforeiam.eu
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JP @jpitblado.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What a weird piece of fanfic
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JP @jpitblado.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They do it on purpose though
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Cat Knocks Over Glass of Water (Powered by KLIPY) Posted from Skywalker @skywalker.thereforeiam.eu
Alt: A white cat knocking a glass of water off of a desk
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JP @jpitblado.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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JP @jpitblado.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The pothole will still be there on Wednesday. Can't say the same about baseball in SD.
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Keith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 04/10/2026
Curtis Sliwa with speech bubble coming out of him
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JP @jpitblado.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Bugs Bunny: Who? Meeeeee? Flirty Wink (Powered by KLIPY) Posted from Skywalker @skywalker.thereforeiam.eu
Alt: Bugs Bunny looking bashful with text saying "who me?"
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JP @jpitblado.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So basically he doesn't want to do or pay for the ingredients or labor for preparing his meals
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JP @jpitblado.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Have fun in the chat
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JP @jpitblado.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Who could have known that Aaron is the star of the Truman Show & we're the supporting cast?
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JP @jpitblado.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Too soon
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JP @jpitblado.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Grease - Tell Me More, Tell Me More! (Powered by KLIPY) Posted from Skywalker @skywalker.thereforeiam.eu
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JP @jpitblado.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Can't wait to vote against this douche bag
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JP @jpitblado.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
!!!
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JP @jpitblado.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think I first experienced this back when Guy Pierce & Russell Crowe were doing interviews for L.A. Confidential. 30 years later I still get flummoxed when is happens.
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JP @jpitblado.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Vogt early, Vogt often
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Justin Wolfers @justinwolfers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm not sure who saw this coming, but so far nearly all the jobs created during the second Trump administration have gone to women.
Line chart titled "So far during Trump's second term, just 8% of all job growth has gone to men" showing change in employment by gender since January 2025. Total nonfarm employment grew by 776,000 jobs through September 2026, with women gaining 711,000 positions (92% of growth) while men added only 65,000 jobs (8% of growth). Women's employment gains accelerated sharply through 2026, reaching 711,000 by September, while men's employment growth remained flat with brief periods of decline, including a drop of 96,000 jobs in February 2026.
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JP @jpitblado.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm still waiting for someone to open Chichen Itza Pizza.
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JP @jpitblado.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cheers "The Magnificent Six" S11E4
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JP @jpitblado.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What's going on? I didn't chop any onions when making dinner.
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JP @jpitblado.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tell J to let us know how is is
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JP @jpitblado.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That's the second question. The first is "would I want a close up (with corresponding booth commentary) of me eating this to be broadcast nationwide ?"
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JP @jpitblado.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Well Played (Powered by KLIPY) Posted from Skywalker @skywalker.thereforeiam.eu
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JP @jpitblado.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
WTF does a quality control coach do?
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Holy shit I did not know this Incredible insight into Western Higher Education, going back to Oxford and Cambridge and still seen today from @harikondabolu.bsky.social
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JP @jpitblado.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Astros fans selecting an Antipope
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JP @jpitblado.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That's the problem
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JP @jpitblado.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He could wear it as a hat
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JP @jpitblado.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Time to open a Draft Kings account
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JP @jpitblado.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Kygosi @kygosi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gym memberships must be crimes against humanity
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JP @jpitblado.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Joel McHale's Bad Parenting Moment (Powered by KLIPY) Posted from Skywalker @skywalker.thereforeiam.eu
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JP @jpitblado.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I remember when the NRA called federal law enforcement jack booted thugs.
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kristinekenyon.bsky.social @kristinekenyon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The new rule should be whenever you come across the Musk movie trailer, you repost it like it’s Tom Holland’s Umbrella video lol #FckYouElon youtu.be/eY_8SyndC10?...
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Musk | Official Trailer | Bleecker Street
YouTube video by Musk
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JP @jpitblado.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A true man of the people
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JP @jpitblado.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
From locations nowhere near your seats
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JP @jpitblado.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Dbacks could do the funniest thing this weekend
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JP @jpitblado.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Malicious compliance to a stupid directive from management?
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JP @jpitblado.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Who are you promoting to replace them?
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JP @jpitblado.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The base running looks like one of my girls' gymnastics routines when they were first starting out.
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JP @jpitblado.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I know what I'm doing the next time I'm in Vegas
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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Have you ever tried to read a scientific journal article and been told “you don’t have access, pay to download this article?” Did you know that the author of that article gets $0 if you pay? Instead, you can email the author and ask for a free copy! I’d be delighted to help and answer questions!
Screenshot of a scientific journal paywall
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JP @jpitblado.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
*bum ass
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JP @jpitblado.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Doja Cat: Kermit 'Do It' Meme
ALT: Doja Cat: Kermit 'Do It' Meme
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JP @jpitblado.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You're not supposed to say the quiet part out loud though
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JP @jpitblado.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
New T-shirt text unlocked
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JP @jpitblado.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You need to get that shirt for your dog walks with the neighbor lady.
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