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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
RIP Don Nelson, he retired to Hawai’i to play poker and smoke weed and look like this, he’s literally the goal
Don Nelson looking fucking awesome
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
slammed the brakes so hard I flew through the windshield
Street sign for Gobblers Knob Rd
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jpfromjc.bsky.social @jpfromjc.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
done and fucking done, praise Ra
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Richard @sirlariato.northsky.social · 11/05/2026
A chop from Tenzan, like getting hit with a baseball bat! 🤼
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Adam Rawnsley @arawnsley.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Today, August 4, 2026, is the setting of Ray Bradbury’s short story “There Will Come Soft Rains” about a fully automated house continuing on after the family who lived there and the world around it died in a nuclear blast.
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Stephen West @stephenwest.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
A reminder of what Abraham Lincoln thought of the Know Nothings, the party that championed "heritage Americans" and attacked immigrants in his day. quod.lib.umich.edu/l/lincoln/li...
Our progress in degeneracy appears to me to be pretty rapid. As a nation, we began by declaring that ``all men are created equal.'' We now practically read it ``all men are created equal, except negroes.'' When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read ``all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and catholics.'' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretence of loving liberty---to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocracy
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Reviews are in. Everyone LOVES White Phosphorous. theonion.info
Two product reviews for 'White Phosphorus Lawn Care Treatment.' First review by Niko, rated five stars, mentions 'Blanket the land with the beneficial powder.' Second review by Anna C., also five stars, notes 'My baby ate it and he's fine now.' The product image shows a bottle of the treatment being held.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
"what message do you have to bring voters into the fold" it's eat shit, people love telling goons and creeps to eat shit, it's Make Those Fucks Eat Shit 2026 and it's carrying 49/50 states
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I’m not sure why this isn’t being mentioned more, but: IRS policy for 50 years has been that the sitting president & VP get audited every year, in an effort to reassure the public they’re not corruptly abusing the office to enrich themselves.
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
it is time for the Cubs to do a merch collaboration with Avignon
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barnabus @othersome.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Screenshot of Joker and Batman from the Adam West Batman series surfing. Joker says "Cowabunga, Bat-Drip! As surfers go, it looks like you're all wet! Ahahaha!", to which Batman replies "Shut the fuck up! Fuck you!"
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
the NYT article on Lauren Sanchez Bezos
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 06/04/2026
I will personally be taking account of every journalist who attends the WHCA dinner and spend the rest of my life making sure everybody knows that they did
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 31/03/2026
not ‘shopped. not cropped. not stock. straight from the phone of stormwater inspector Lindsay Schiel snapped yesterday at a basin in Hudson.
vertical image of a still retention basin and sunlit sky. the sky is split starkly down the middle, clear on the left, gray clouds on the right, sun at the center. the cloud line is reflected perfectly on the basin surface below the horizon.

photo by Lindsay Schiel NEORSD
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
CBS turned their news operation into propaganda, kicked Colbert off the air for making too much trouble, and all that just to have Charles Barkley go on the air on one of their most-watched telecasts of the year and say this lmao
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Duke won’t solve this until one of their own throws Stephen Miller into an active volcano
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Jacob Kramer-Duffield @jaykaydee.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Robert E. Lee got his ass beat at Gettysburg by a professor of rhetoric and oratory from Bowdoin College and generations of reactionary fantasists have died mad about it.
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jpfromjc.bsky.social @jpfromjc.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
A college roommate had the "holy trinity" of Holtz, Nixon, and Reagan. We did not remain in touch
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I used to think there was only one really genuinely good dead college coach, Dean Smith, but now that Lou Holtz is gone, there is still only one genuinely good dead college coach
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jpfromjc.bsky.social @jpfromjc.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Either the queen Cloris Leachman or fuck ass Bill Bryson
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Elizabeth Nelson @paranoiacs.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Shirley Povich writing in 1962, with the most immaculate burn conceivable of the Redskins awful, vile owner George Preston Marshall, the last NFL owner to insist on an all white roster: "Jim Brown, born ineligible to play for the Redskins, integrated their end zone three times yesterday." RIP WaPo.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.
Jeffrey Epstein emailing Peter Thiel: Finding things on their way to collapse was much easier than finding the next bargain. ... Return to tribalism. Counter to globalization. Amazing new alliances.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Kyle Rittenhouse was on Infowars the day after the Renee Good shooting saying he had heard on X that Renee was putting cigarettes out on her kids. This wasn't true. This is a government by and for school shooters and their apologists.
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jpfromjc.bsky.social @jpfromjc.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Same day Wu-Tang Forever came out
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jpfromjc.bsky.social @jpfromjc.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Not spitting any parts, but had the brakes go out on an 85 Mustang on the highway, made it down one of those corkscrew offramps and was able to not kill myself or anyone else the remaining five miles to my parking spot, only had to jump one median and run one red light to get there
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Regret to inform there’s only one thing that works against fascism
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jpfromjc.bsky.social @jpfromjc.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Nothing special tonight, but tomorrow, Pintos, just starting the soak, cooked with roasted Hatch chilies and a smoked ham hock, greens and corn bread, probably also with roasted Hatch chilies
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I've got a dad back @dadback.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
I don't need to use chatGPT because as a cis white man, I already say things with 100% confidence and 60% accuracy
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
yearly reminder to people insisting that we view Christopher Columbus as "a man of his time" that *the people responsible for the Spanish Inquisition* thought Columbus was out of pocket
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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know: help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/ tbsnetwork.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...
help.hbomax.com
HBO Max | Feedback
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The Aspen Times @theaspentimes.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
The City of Aspen is undertaking a three-week project to enhance pedestrian safety and accessibility at Glory Hole Park.
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Aspen makes improvements to Glory Hole Park
The City of Aspen is undertaking a three-week project to enhance pedestrian safety and accessibility at Glory Hole Park.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 07/09/2025
they're calling it brunchmaxxing and it's huge on tiktok. kids dare each other to buy the costco gallon tub of hollandaise mix and they try to eat the whole thing in a month and now asparagus is out of stock nationwide. canadian bacon prices are up 600%. Le Guide Culinaire is a bestseller on amazon
a knorr 1.5 gallon bucket of hollandaise sauce mix, available with costco 2 day delivery for only $17.99. you'd be crazy NOT to buy it at that price!
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Nobody who voted to confirm RFK is fit to hold public office
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
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jpfromjc.bsky.social @jpfromjc.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
5 minutes in, already pretty much the full Cyclone experience - high hopes AND despair
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
it might feel weird but remember the last big fight against a fascist contained the phrase "my close ally and friend Joe Stalin, who is definitely a bro"
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It's Going Down @igd.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Imagine if a fraction of the journalists who helped manufacture claims of "anti-Semitism" against anti-war protesters began to cover the fact that white nationalists are helping to direct attacks on non-white people in the US.
Laura Loomer and Nick Fuentes
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 03/07/2025
Logging off for the weekend, but shouting it one more time before I do: they don't believe in America. actioncookbook.substack.com/p/america-be...
These people, the gleeful goons, the giddy race scientists, the cheerleaders of misery, the “America for Americans only” demagogues—they don’t believe in this country.

They never have, no matter how brazenly they’ll wrap themselves in the flag to justify their actions. The country they believe is small and cruel. It’s a country where secret police demand to see papers, where neighbors turn on neighbors, where the state is the enemy of the people rather than the embodiment of their collective will. It’s a place governed by fear and by hate, but even more so by doubt—doubt that any country could possibly be big enough to contain multitudes. Doubt that any country could be strong enough to take the unrealized dreams of the rest of the world and make them possible. Doubt that any country could be resilient enough to face hardship head-on and keep marching toward those ideals put to parchment by imperfect men two and a half centuries ago.

They don’t believe in America, and no matter how tightly they grip the reins of government right now, America doesn’t belong to them. It belongs to the people who do believe in it, whether they came over on the Mayflower or through Ellis Island, in business class or on foot, “the right way” or not. Heck, maybe they were here long before anyone who looked like me showed up. It belongs to people who believe in those ideals that we’ve strove towards but never quite lived up to, people who believe that we should keep striving anyways because that arc of the universe isn’t going to bend itself. It belongs to people willing to do the work, willing to stand up for their communities, and willing to take to their streets to stand up for those unmet ideals. It belongs to people who can still see the promise of this place in their mind and want more than anything to be a part of it, even if they have to cross an ocean or a desert to do so.
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Dave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
The sooner you catch up w Jamelle on this stuff, the better. If you're still doing "they can't do that it's unconstitutional" in 2025, come on
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Just making everything worse for no reason, forever
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Donald Trump just unilaterally bombed Iran. A masked gang is terrorizing our streets. America has rapidly devolved into an authoritarian state. That's why, today, The Onion has purchased a full page ad in today's New York Times with a simple plea to Congress: Sit back and do absolutely nothing.
An Onion front page with the headline: Congress, Now More Than Ever, Our Nation Needs Your Cowardice

Who will stand up for our democracy? This
question, fraught in even the most peaceful
times, has only grown more pressing as our
country approaches its 250th anniversary.
Each passing day brings growing assaults on
essential liberties like freedom of speech and due process.
Meanwhile, our delicately assembled legal system faces
a constant barrage of threats. Even as this issue reaches
publication, the U.S. military has been deployed against
peaceful protesters. We teeter on the brink of collapse into
an authoritarian state. That is why, today, The Onion calls
upon our lawmakers to sit back and do absolutely nothing.
Members of Congress, now more than ever, our nation
desperately needs your cowardice.
Our republic is a birthright, an exceedingly rare treasure
passed down from generation to generation of Americans. It
was gained through hard years of bloody resistance and can
too easily be lost. Our Founding Fathers, in their abundant
wisdom, understood that all it would take was men and
women of little courage sitting in the corridors of power
and taking zero action as this precious inheritance was
stripped away—and that is where we have finally arrived.
Now is not the time for bravery or valor! This is the time
for protecting your own hide and lining your pocket. Now is
not the time for listening to your idiotic constituents drone
on about what’s happening to their precious democracy.
This is the time for getting down on all fours and grov-
eling. Now is not the time to say, “Enough is enough,” and
have the tough conversations about resisting the ongoing
assaults on American liberty. This is the time to let the wave
of apathy and indifference roll over you as you think about
getting a really nice renovation to your house in Kalorama.
But what can I, one coward, do alone? you might ask.
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Imagine spending your whole life cos-playing and fantasizing about fighting the federal government sending troops in against its own citizens only to root for the government when the moment finally arrives
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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Hello. I live in Los Angeles. The president is lying.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
“Do I want a receipt for this transaction” I would like the opposite of a receipt, please ensure this expense vanishes into the maw of history’s oblivion immediately
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Dude imagine the feeling of admiring the monumental shadows of a long dead empire while crushing a Meat Lover’s pie that would have killed a pharaoh
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
gonna start a video series called SECRETS THE GOVERNMENT IS COVERING UP and its just taped economics 101 lectures
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Sara B. @saraboboltz.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Happy 80th anniversary of Hitler killing himself in his bunker to all who celebrate, which, as I now understand it, is not everybody
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
you can't complain about the male loneliness epidemic and then criticize my solution of making group chats about classified Yemeni war plans
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Brian Gaar @briangaar.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Excellent work by new NYT headline writer Werner Herzog
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Snow Burrow @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Drake University:
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