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JpereZ

@jperez.bsky.social
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Weird things. Down south with the hill-folk. He/Him

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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Today Tomorrow
Kurt Barlow the bald vampire from salems lot. Yellow and red eyes glaring and two fangs sticking out Also Kurt Barlow from salems lot (same picture)
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WNBA @wnba.com · 3h
🅰️ THE ATLANTA DREAM ARE SEMIFINALS BOUND 🅰️ The Dream advance after defeating the Mystics 2-0 in the First Round. 2026 WNBA Playoffs presented by Google Pixel
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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 3h
Yes motherfucker! Dream advance!!
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UFO Sighting Bot @ufoskies.bsky.social · 11h
Extremely large, slow-moving object moving toward bridge in Charleston, SC - witnesses with no memory after sighting
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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
‘The Willies’ is streaming on prime. Fantastic garbage campy horror from the early 90s. There is a disturbing pet scene though. Ye be warned.
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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This clip is how I feel most of the time
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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Don’t do anything weird with the skeleton hand Benebone please
A bacon flavored dog chew toy from benebone. It’s a skeleton hand. The packing is cute and Halloween themed. But man…somebody is gonna do something weird with it
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Kim Acuff Steiner @emberdione.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Love paying $1000 a month for health care to decline to cover my medication prescribed to me by my doctor.
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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pretty exciting to see everyone posting about my Atlanta Hawks! Gonna have a good season me thinks
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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you’re ever in this situation just relax and let go. Much easier and inexpensive to clean up than this
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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gonna spend my day convincing a Swedish immigrant with an American flag/bald eagle tattoo that the US sucks and Sweden rules.
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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Picking out a favorite tree to receive my dirty aquarium water
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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🔪🎼 youtu.be/f9pqoYPSATE?...
youtu.be
Laurie's Theme
YouTube video by John Carpenter - Topic
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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Men who build nests of toilet paper on public toilets before taking a shit: grow up.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I fucking love the WNBA playoffs!
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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dreamtime
WNBA playoffs game one round one in ATL
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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
One of the best cat scenes in cinematic history
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Taurus: You remember that scene from Alien where the guy thinks he is not feeling well, but then a creature bursts out of his chest and kills everyone? That's the best way I can describe what is happening inside of you right now, only emotionally.
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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
October comin 🎃
Xenomorph animatronic on the front porch. Giant skelly in the yard behind him. Trees are still green but getting little yellow…
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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The entire city smells like a giant fart this morning
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You're a dipshit! When was the last time you brushed your teeth?
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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Giant skeleton has been erected
12 ft giant skeleton in the yard. Ribcage is lit up purple and the eyes are glowing white
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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sigh. Another coworker turned out to be a complete psychopath.
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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Celebrating Penix today
Me at work in the lab. Black scrubs. Black Penix jersey. Red durag
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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Well that was a nice surprise. Gonna be insufferable at work tomorrow. Yay Falcons! Not dead yet!
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James Greene, Jr. @jamesgreenejr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Looks like he's noticing they got his name wrong.
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Dead Iverson @deadiverson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The apocalypse is a great time to learn more About your local community activities and hiking trails
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Taking off my analyst hat for a sec…I’m very happy for Michael Penix Jr. Tonight must feel really special for him.
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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Getting a nice look at the sad faces in Wisconsin. Close ups. Lots of close ups…
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jeremy ate a grape
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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Everyone ready for Atlanta to drop a big stinky turd on Prime in about an hour??!
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 24/09/2026
Kind of feel like getting into bed and vanishing like old sick Yoda
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt theonion.com/mr-autumn-man-walking-…
Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt
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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What would even be the point?
An ad on reddit for a ball shaver by a company called "Freebird." A shot of an electric shaver on the floor in front of a closeup of a guy's pants around his ankles. Imposed over this pic is "FRESH BALLS WITHOUT THE BLOOD"
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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
lol the mutant fuckers down here love mike collins! They’re running on ‘Ossoff doesn’t drive a truck’ energy, and that’s all they need…
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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 23/09/2026
is every ad gambling now, like do other companies even advertise anymore or has the economy completed its transformation into casino
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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Put out the little witches
Three witches in black holding hands. About 3 ft fall on a hill covered with pine straw and leavesThe same three witches but in the dark with glowing faces! Just blank orb heads and faces but they work
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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The confederates at work actually try and bash this guy (they don’t even know his name), and I have so much fun making them look and feel ultra-stupid.
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Jasmine 🌌🔭 @astrojaz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
the moon is so pretty that we have an entire night dedicated to the whole world looking up at her 🥹🌙 happy international observe the moon night!!
The crescent Earth above the MoonA close-up of the Moon’s heavily cratered surface
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Bunny @elnbunny.com · 19/09/2026
Hot Wheels really radicalized me. I still believe cars with flames on the side go faster than cars without the flames.
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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Made a new friend
Alien xenomorph animatronic in pieces on the floorGiant alien xenomorph animatronic assembled
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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hair is still growing out. Going through the awkward ‘looks like a helmet’ phase.
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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ooh I snagged one of the Resident Evil organ transplant cooler popcorn bucket things! Will be eating my lunch out of it forever
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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You kids have fun out at the new Resident Evil film. Grab me one of those collectable popcorn buckets that looks like a medkit.
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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Really miss playing Civilization, but VII sucked so hard i just can’t get it up for a go. I know they went back and tweaked it, but no. That game is an abomination.
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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Got a good one picked out this year…🎃
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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
NEVER apologize for shitting your pants
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