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JpereZ

@jperez.bsky.social
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Weird things. Down south with the hill-folk. He/Him

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 3h
bro who even is this
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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 3h
LETS GO DREAM⭐️
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 7h
Shouldn’t have smoked that shit now my helicopter doesn’t work
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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 6h
Yeah….not sure what’s going to happen. Multiple parties involved now. Doctors get away with so much nasty shit. They are horrible. Replace them with machines yesterday pls
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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 6h
I think he’d make a good one! I have a giant campaign decal to put on my car, but I don’t want to get killed by rednecks rn, so…it’s on the fridge.
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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 18h
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... MASS HYSTERIA!
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Honestly, I don't think skeletons are all that scary, but I'd terrified if the fucking muscular system walked into my room. 🥶
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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 18h
lol all good. Been jumpy lately. People fucking with me at work 🤮 I’d let you flip me off though. I like you
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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 18h
A damn fine senator. I will be voting for him again🍑
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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 19h
For me or them? I’ve got one after me at work now. They feel untouchable, and it’s horrific to work with them. Had to vent a little. Also— already had that ho blocked!
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Swamp Witch 🍂🎃 @beneathhergaze.bsky.social · 20h
He's listed now. Someone please adopt my beautiful foster son so I know he's in a good loving home and I can see him grow up 🥺
A grey and white kitten with grey eyes crouches on the dashboard of a parked car. He gazes back behind him out the window, looking like an absolute model.
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 21h
“at least things can’t get worse” [monkeys paw curls finger] consequence.net/2026/10/rose...
CONSEQUENCE V @consequence
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Roseanne Barr has quietly filmed a new sitcom with Randy Quaid, Drea de Matteo, Jon Lovitz, Tony Hinchcliffe, and more about
"a mixed-race family of preppers."
Titled Meemaw: A Modern Day Fable, the series follows their quest to throw the "most fantastic bat mitzvah Texas has ever seen."
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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 20h
Evil fuckin doctors. They are not your friends….
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'd buy that for a dollar.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Woman ‘posed as substitute teacher to insult students because she hates kids’
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Woman ‘posed as substitute teacher to insult students because she hates kids’
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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fuck yes! GO DREAM
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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I know the Dream are playing rn, and I’m doing that thing where I sit in the bathroom in the dark watching the score refresh on my phone. The Atlanta falcons did this to me btw.
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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Brb gonna go dance around the Halloween decorations
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
weapons hot
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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
All of the corporate evil dials are turned up to ten. The teacher is gone, the power is out, etc. Hang in there💚
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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Not at all. This country sucks
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UFO Sighting Bot @ufoskies.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Unidentified large flying object
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The Falcoholic @thefalcoholic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Five sweaty guys sitting around a small TV rewinding over and over again to see if Juszczyk's hand was cupped around an invisible rounded or square object
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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And every time they showed another pathetic anniversary mardi gras yay we opened the slumdome back up piece— another Robinson was running in their endzone. It was glorious
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There are little chocolate ghosts filled with Oreo goo out there and they are delicious. Already pounded 2 bags
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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nevermind❤️lol wtf
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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I have a long and dark history with this team.
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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They keep talking about the anniversary of hurricane katrina and the dome opening back up and whipping our asses that night, yeah yeah. It was a terrible night alone in my one bedroom apartment and I just wanted to watch some Falcons after a long day at my new hospital job. saints ruined that night
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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Willem Dafoe in the Lighthouse- looking at you with a little bit of disgust. With the caption- look at ye. Postin’ cringe
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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Doing it again tonight :(
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 05/10/2026
I Wanna Fuck a LOT in This Hospital
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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
She’s always smiling! Love her to pieces 💚
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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
lol happy girl
Ghidorah the leopard gecko with a mouth full of bugs
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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fed my gecko a cricket just now and the bug guts shot out like 3 feet!
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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you're looking for someone to watch your back, I'm available for hire.
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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They’re doing it in the Pacific Northwest too! Down here in the south they tell us to fuck ourselves for Halloween
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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ah shit now I have to do em
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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gah! A happy jump scare on the feed 🎃
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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fuck yeah public service that serves the public!🎃
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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He’s helping to map out Halloween. I’ve never seen anything like this before…
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 03/10/2026
The very concept of yelling at the pope on Twitter is so fucking funny
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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We feastin for St Francis all weekend. He is friend to all creatures.
Statue of st Francis on a stump in my yard. Giant Godzilla next him
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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hounds of hell in all sizes. Barking growling whining digging slobbering beasts. They needed all of the holy water
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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Went to the pet blessing this morning. St Francis feast day and all, cats and reptiles were all well behaved. But the dogs man….
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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Poor Mallery just wants to share a joyful moment but it looks squad of woo-woo haters is always keeping her down
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gotta powder them balls son
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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There is some dude selling ribeye steaks on the side of the road around here and he’s using a tall blonde female mannequin to hold the sign and someone is gonna get into a terrible accident because it’s distracting af
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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Also had to share it with some wretched cunt with their goddamn phone out on full blast. The next great crusade has to be taking away technology from stupid slobbering uncouth pieces of shit with no respect for others or public spaces.
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