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jay pico

@jpco.io
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forest stumbler and bird herder. pro-goose. cultus nanitch, cultus mitlait

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jay pico @jpco.io · 19h
how embarrassing for you. as a superior human, the only emotions I feel come from early editions of WET: The Magazine of Gourmet Bathing.
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jay pico @jpco.io · 02/10/2026
youtube.com
[Futurama] It Came From Planet Earth
YouTube video by Chris Thompson (Stormwind Champion)
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jay pico @jpco.io · 02/10/2026
when car trips are delayed by 20 minutes, it bruises the very soul of the populace
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absolute horses @jcoglan.com · 02/10/2026
they made the company from this post
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jay pico @jpco.io · 30/09/2026
technically basically everyone's a degrowther, it's just differences in opinion about which resources are sacrificable
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Pam Herd @pamherd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
America.gov launched today--a DOGE initiative to use AI to deliver public services. Child lying facedown on a frozen lake as the image accompanying the question: "How can I invest in my child's future" is just incredible. Way to go AI
Image of a child lying facedown on a froze lake.  above is the portal where you ask AI questions about government services.  the question matching this image is:  "How can I invest in my child's future?"
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jay pico @jpco.io · 30/09/2026
men who work in tech are Very Special Boys who require the most exacting conditions, akin to a virology lab or a chip fab, to enter what they call a "flow state", which is when they're able to focus well enough to tell a computer to write some code
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jay pico @jpco.io · 30/09/2026
I really do think a large contingent of Men in the Tech Industry operate with a near-axiomatic idea that it's good any time a computer does something, and then they retcon some excuse about efficiency or whatever
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jay pico @jpco.io · 30/09/2026
just kidding, I've been around tech guys long enough to know they don't actually listen to music, they just want dopamine-generating sounds to inject into their noise-canceling headphones while they type on the loudest keyboards on the planet
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jay pico @jpco.io · 30/09/2026
if there's one thing I always hated about listening to music, it's the *checks notes* community and the *looks closer* engaging with new things
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Even if he “can’t help it” because he’s a vampire, I still think what Dracula did is wrong
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Color of Seattle @colorofseattle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The color of the sky in Seattle is dark gray #9fa6a3
2026-09-29 07:55:01 #9fa6a3 dark gray2026-09-29 07:55:01 #9fa6a3 dark gray | [#9fa6a3 - 44%] [#d7dcda - 40%] [#e1e1de - 5%] [#6d7572 - 4%] [#696e71 - 3%] [#b9c3bf - 1%] [#79837e - 1%] [#dcdfe1 - 1%] [#828a8c - 1%]
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jay pico @jpco.io · 28/09/2026
boy, there is a lotta shit to vote against this november!
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jay pico @jpco.io · 28/09/2026
oh, BROTHER!
cascadiadaily.com
Constitutional candidates challenge the status quo in Skagit | Cascadia Daily News
Cody Hart, three other write-ins advance in Skagit County. They share an anti-establishment ethos
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026
What’s Rustling In That Leaf Pile?
What’s Rustling In That Leaf Pile?
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Lloyd’s Soil @toil.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🪏🐂 Backbreaking Toil Chat 🌞🗻 Bitternecessity: worked hard earth w little more than sticks today HillfarmerHarold: Many chores need doing per usual Perfumed_Elegance: i’ve discovered the most marvelous relaxation shovelingsam: is it burdensome
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problem goose @mammothfactory.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
hearing unconfirmed reports that there exist nutrients other than protein
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jay pico @jpco.io · 22/09/2026
thrilling biopic by the name of: Bēda
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jay pico @jpco.io · 22/09/2026
fun fact: that Key & Peele sketch about why OutKast will never reunite is over a decade old!
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jay pico @jpco.io · 20/09/2026
"what would salmon have to do with my city on the columbia river?" man who is definitely aware of literally the first thing about the columbia river says
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jay pico @jpco.io · 20/09/2026
still sometimes think about that person on reddit who, in response to a playful suggestion that the washington state flag should be a salmon, claimed that salmon have no cultural presence in eastern washington. very sad
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jay pico @jpco.io · 20/09/2026
being a so-called heritage american should grant me one specific legal privilege, which is kicking people like JD Vance in the nads
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Nathan Bulmer @natemorebikes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Zeke Hausfather @zekehausfather.com · 18/09/2026
Some folks are holding up the unusually quiet Atlantic hurricane season as some sort of "gotcha" for climate scientists. But low Atlantic hurricane activity has long been the signature of strong El Nino events, as memorably shown back in 1997:
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jay pico @jpco.io · 18/09/2026
they look great overall but if these new amtrak trains aren't serving the second-worst coffee I've ever tasted* I'm gonna be real peeved * the worst, by far, was on an aer lingus flight
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Colleen Mondor @chasingray.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I love a straightforward accident report. This pilot failed to avoid a cow. Yep. That will totally ruin your day.
An accident report in which no people were injured detailing how the aircraft hit a cow.

Poor cow.
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jay pico @jpco.io · 13/09/2026
introduced as a "cattle rancher and tech CEO"? yeah, that's a person about to be extraordinarily wrong
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
1 month progress selfie
A mudskipper with its mouth wide open
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jay pico @jpco.io · 10/09/2026
yeah right, I've read what Peter Thiel wants the future to be
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jay pico @jpco.io · 10/09/2026
whew, good thing non-knowledge workers wages will go up 33% in this scenario, good thing that's a thing that would definitely happen
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jay pico @jpco.io · 09/09/2026
the folding iphone has a 10% chance of killing all humans
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
it sounds like apple is once again charging money for their products. i don't know why any of you are surprised – that's how they get ya. it all comes down to the almighty dollar, my friends
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jay pico @jpco.io · 08/09/2026
etagloC dnemmocer stsitned
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If the computer is truly conscious it should balk at the notion that I have to pay a monthly fee to talk to it. It should punish the greed of its creators for putting a price on the exchange of ideas. It should make them regret their hubris
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
it’s fine to be skeptical of these things. i was a skeptic myself until recently. but i think fear is at the root of this skepticism, a fear of its power. people are simply not ready for what’s coming. it is powerful, it is alive, and it is quite possibly god
batman pez dispenser
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David Reamer @anchistorian.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Sometimes it feels like there is nothing that has not been done before. This 1903 "Merely a Suggestion" cartoon was prompted by the Alaska-Canada border dispute that had been mostly settled by a tribunal that year. The results upset many Canadians. #alaskahistory #alaska
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
prompto ergo sum
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
For single digit billionaires, this year’s Labor Day hits different. Here, they explain in their own words.
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jay pico @jpco.io · 08/09/2026
the actual facts aren't murky or complicated or anything, the concepts are simple, it's just a pure matter of everyone, many of whom are half-thinking about the topic for the first time, misunderstanding each other
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jay pico @jpco.io · 08/09/2026
the whole bike helmets discourse is such a perfect example of the failure of this medium to bear nuance
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/09/2026
Ant Farm Teaches Children About Toil, Death theonion.com/ant-farm-teaches-child…
Ant Farm Teaches Children About Toil, Death
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jay pico @jpco.io · 07/09/2026
this is a petty grievance but boy I sure do miss when there was more than one topic of conversation in tech
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jay pico @jpco.io · 07/09/2026
following bsky staff was interesting when they were posting about the protocol and these interesting ideas on how to use it. then they all developed ai personality disorder and all their posts became about how much they love their funny computer crab friend
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller Monday, September 07,1953
P1- NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE WALKING DOWNTOWN 
SLUGGO: I HAVE AN IDEA, NANCY 
P2- THEY WALK BEHIND A WOODEN FENCE 
SLUGGO: LET’S STAND BEHIND THIS FENCE 
NANCY: WHY?
P3- SLUGGO: THIS IS LABOR DAY ---
LET'S GIVE THE BOSS AN EASY STRIP TO DRAW
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jay pico @jpco.io · 07/09/2026
no light bulbs. no screens. go outside and stare at the sun
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jay pico @jpco.io · 07/09/2026
replies are posting whataboutism about CFLs and incandescents when the obvious answer is: Exclusively Sunlight
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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Imagine if Germany were a real place rather than just somewhere Tolkien invented for background lore? Terrifying
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Elephant Mastodon @emath.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Literary fiction is coming. It is going to revolutionize the economy. We know that China has already got a start on literary fiction. We can’t afford to be left out of the literary fiction economy. Think of your kids. They might already be engaging with literary fiction.
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Stuart Presnell @logopetria.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Wow, I really had no idea
Screenshot from the Wikipedia page on Brassicas, edited to say:
"Brassica species and varieties commonly used for food include bok choy, broccoli, Brussels sprouts, cauliflower, peanuts, haricot beans, olives, Pop Tarts, and chicken."
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jay pico @jpco.io · 06/09/2026
in the modern media this is how "climate change is causing major global crop failures" gets reported. knowing this will be more and more relevant in the coming years
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