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the costco hot dog and soda should never cost more than a buck fifty

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Adam @arbiterw.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
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cola @colamander.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
sopranos christopher looking at his script

beautiful girl: thank you!!!
chip: i must be loyle to my capo
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The Count von Curdles @thecountvoncurdles.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Venom (2018) director: Make sure Woody looks good for his cameo Wig Master who hates Woody Harrelson:
An otter rubbing its paws together, scheming with a sinister smirk
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emma, allegedly @joyinrespite.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
The worst part of being an adult is now people talk to me about sports with the implicit assumption that i know whats going on in sports. And it isnt even just coworkers anymore. Its gay people too
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
sorry I'm late! I have at last broken my silence on Pantone's Color of the Year johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/cloud-danc...
johnpaulbrammer.substack.com
'Cloud Dancer': A Measured Response
Regarding Pantone's decision, and so on, and so forth
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ev @falsesongstress.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion. As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 08/10/2025
Six years ago, I wrote most of the Tragedian dialogue for Pathologic 2 in iambic pentameter. I'm back now doing the same for Pathologic 3. I figured it was helpful to write a guide on *how* I did it – in case I get hit by a bus and the team has to carry on without me. azhdarchid.com/so-you-want-...
azhdarchid.com
So You Want to Write Iambic Pentameter
In which I share the dirty secrets of the world's least useful skill
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Dia Lacina @dialacina.com · 16/09/2025
Well damn I guess it would be a real shame if the archived study was widely disseminated, since they don't want you to read it... web.archive.org/web/20250911...
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 07/05/2024
A woman says "it's weird how 9/11 became a national holiday." Another woman, with horror on her face says "Oh No! That means..." We cut away to see Jack Skellington from Nightmare before christmas approach a door in a tree shaped like the twin towers. He emerges from an airplane bathroom in front of shocked passengers and says "what's this?" We see the plane about to crash in to the towers. Jack once again says "what's this?"
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Gold Yoshi @goldyoshi.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
enshittification definition covered in ads
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
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Blood-Red Queen of HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @roseybits.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
leftist infighting with tongue
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Olivia When @oliviawhen.com · 06/08/2025
Day 6: Danish-Swedish farm-dog. I had two ideas so decided to just do both. ☕ #doggust #doggust2025
A little white dog with floppy black ears and spots, and brown around the sides of their snout sits at at an apple cider stand. It's surrounded by muted autumn foliage, a pumpkin, and a sandwich board that says Fresh Cider with an apple drawn below. The stand is wooden, with some lights hanging from the awning. There are apples stacked behind the dog, some mugs to their left, and a big dispenser for cider. There's a little wooden stool for patrons too.
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emma, allegedly @joyinrespite.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
had a dream id just gotten back from dying a couple days prior. People were glad to see me and i was glad to be back but the one snag was that i really wanted to ask if my mom cried when i died and i couldnt bring myself to say it out loud
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
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jay Dragon is unstoppable @jdragsky.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
the hip new thing about kids these days , they call it "nazghulery" — you dress up in black and stand by the river with your friends while you all whisper "the ring.... the ring!" and yes youre on poppers
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 01/07/2025
Laser Danger xkcd.com/3108/
3-panel comic. (1) PERSON WITH SHORT HAIR to Person 2: Shining laser pointers at planes is a federal crime. It’s incredibly dangerous. PERSON 2: Oh, because it can blind the pilot? SHORT HAIR: That’s one reason… (2) [Laser pointed at flying airplane] (3) [Cat close to the size of the plane pouncing on airplane and taking it down]
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Fun fact: I looked up who directed the "Run Away with Me" video and he's never directed nearly anything, it was just some guy she was dating, which explains a lot why it's so great
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SungWon Cho @prozdishere.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
in this video, my wife and I visit each other's Animal Crossing: New Horizons islands yeeears after we stopped playing, you can truly look into our brains and how different we are www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSkx...
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My Wife and I Visit Each Other's Animal Crossing Islands
YouTube video by ProZD
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Kyle Lilley @kylelilley.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
I made a puppet out of one of my designs! She's an early 1900s palaeontologist complete with tiny hammer and canteen.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 12/06/2025
We need *mass* mobilization in the U.S. right now, and I think that people who are somehow still focused on sneering at Perfidious Wine Mom Liberals are profoundly unserious
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emma, allegedly @joyinrespite.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Something i said about this post recently, also coupled with the other internet hermit superiority complex of "neurodivergent communication styles are Superior, Actually"
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gg @ggdg.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
happy deltarune everyone! it was my pleasure to contribute more concept art to chapters 3 and 4. excited to see it out in the world 📺✌️
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
this post (quotes are disabled) is very good advice for writing in general and also as someone writing in games it makes me break into a cold sweat
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
oh is this just a distraction? is that it? a distraction? for rubes? are you the smartest little birthday boy in the whole applebees? is that it? are you three steps ahead? with your mind chess? in your little birthday boy suit? do you have it all figured out? are you mommy’s special buddy?
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
I'm a deeply flawed individual, but I bring joy to the world.
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Thinky Games @thinkygames.com · 30/05/2025
Someone made a website where we all collectively solve every possible 5x5 Nonogram (aka Picross) 😅 11,263 down, 24,965,248 to go! Let's do it, folks! pixelogic.app/every-...
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
"We are trying to build a replacement Twitter, like when Twitter was good" ok hold up let me stop you right there
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Spencer Wan @spencerwan.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
The RFK Jr. version of health, where health creates health and healthy people don't get sick and the thing that keeps you healthy is /living the right way/ is very seductive to a lot of people. It also places the burden of illness back on the ill, which decreases the value of human life.
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spoocecow @important.website · 20/04/2024
happy 5th anniversary to the best tweet of the last decade
Vincent D'Onofrio pig tilt stargazing tweet https://twitter.com/vincentdonofrio/status/1119703427179663360
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SungWon Cho @prozdishere.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
my friends and i did a Nintendo DS bracket, this honestly was one of the best consoles of all time and this bracket proved it, completely randomized seeds, so many devastating decisions 1. Ghost Trick 2. Pokemon HeartGold/SoulSilver 3. Phoenix Wright: Trials and Tribulations 4. Rhythm Heaven
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Martin SFP Bryant @martinsfp.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
“To move forward with focus, we must first understand this simple fact: we are up against an ideology that has given up not only on the premise and promise of liberal democracy but on the livability of our shared world – on its beauty, on its people, on our children, on other species.”
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
democracy in michigan and wisconsin was crushed to the point of near-irreversibility until 2020 -- vastly worse than what trump seems likely to be able to do before 2028 -- and we fought back, inch by inch, until we took it back, despite Republicans having both structural advantages and real support
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emma, allegedly @joyinrespite.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Every creator who makes the kinds of things i want to make and puts the kind of energy into the world that i want to have is a friends at the table fan
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brian david gilbert @briamgilbert.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
please someone play Realis with me, i have a cute binder for it and everything
the front of a cute binder, featuring an illustration of a little rabbit holding a bursting star on top of a house the inside of the binder, which shows the cover page for the indie tabletop RPG, Realis
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Aliza Layne @alizalayne.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
i think it's always nice to remember that there have always been people who kind of sucked at drawing who just did not let it get in their way at all. william blake was one of those people. please explore my beautiful alt text before you go home from this post
wretched book of urizen illustration where blake demonstrates a complete lack of confidence in hands & unwillingness to learn. he loves drawing old men looking perturbed.catastrophic book of urizen illustration. no idea what's going on here. there are four figures, all of whom are the same size and look deeply upset at seeing one another. every figure looks like it was drawn by a different person entirely from the others.another book of urizen illustration what can i say. an old man is carrying a red bowling ball and he has swag and steps wide. because i have read the book of urizen i know that the red ball is an orb of blood and that she is a woman. but he is carrying her, in her orb form, like groceries. "the baffled devils fighting" from blake's illustrations of dante. this one is really really evocative of its subject but is straight up nasty to look at. it displays his skill with depicting warped bizarre anatomy. so much of what makes his art ugly is intentional, it's very alt honestly, which fits his personality perfectly.
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emma, allegedly @joyinrespite.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Walking down the street the other day when i randomly looked up and saw an omen
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emma, allegedly @joyinrespite.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
The editorial process is a sacred sweaty wrestling match in which the writer is always the face and the editor always the heel. Unless you're self-editing, in which case it's the opposite. Btw.
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emma, allegedly @joyinrespite.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Had a nightmare my bank account had been drained and i discovered the offending transaction was a $1300 auto-renewal for a washington post subscription. Is this what your brain comes up with when it gives up on giant wasps
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emma, allegedly @joyinrespite.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Was talking to mom about movies ive seen lately Mom: i watched a really good movie recently! I forget what it was called, but I remember it was in Japanese, and set in WWII...and it was about a solider who comes home and takes in a woman and her child Me: ....and was godzilla there? Mom: oh yeah!
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emma, allegedly @joyinrespite.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Maybe nows my chance to become an influencer
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
oh, oomf, the darkness gathers, and the bloodshed is nigh
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emma, allegedly @joyinrespite.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
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