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The Count von Curdles

@thecountvoncurdles.bsky.social
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He/him. Ghoulish funnyman. www.youtube.com/@TheCountVonCurdles

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The Count von Curdles @thecountvoncurdles.bsky.social · 23h
Why is the new Crypt Keeper so tall
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Joe Hasson @buzzsawbravado.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 01/10/2026
Several weeks ago, Phil Tippett's legendary animation studio in Berkeley, CA closed. An anonymous hero noticed a folder of CDs. This turned out to be hundreds of unseen hi-res images and videos from Star Wars, Robocop, Jurassic Park, etc. ~90 isos for you to browse: archive.org/details/tipp...
A casual Star Wars alien fella at the cantina, in a sun faded, reddish photo. Someone will be mad at me for not knowing who this is. Phil, a balding Caucasian man, poses a model of the garthok, an antagonist from the Coneheads movie.Phil, a balding caucasian man, points at some CG on a CRT computer monitor, as a younger man looks on. The screen shows a model of a dinosaur attacking a jeep, while there's an actual physical model of that event in the foreground for reference.an isolated shot of a star wars vehicle. Sorry, I don't know star wars lol
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The Count von Curdles @thecountvoncurdles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What I'm in search of is a giant monster movie that is also a Halloween movie. Many giant monster movies are also horror movies, but I've yet to encounter one that has the spooky autumn feel that says Halloween
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NJ BARNA @neonjawbone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I needed a warmup and I just adore them @thebrightestlodge.bsky.social
digital illustration of two women, one hulking and blushy and the other small and angry
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NJ BARNA @neonjawbone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
hi i like your helmet
two digital sketches of agamemnon from nolans odyssey, one forward facing and one in profile, on a saturated orange background.
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The Count von Curdles @thecountvoncurdles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As we look back at the strange artifacts of Bush-era culture--those that make us ask "how did we think that was okay?"--it's comforting to think of the people who sold us that trash as pure cynics. The corrupt TV exec may be contemptible, but his goal is logical and his actions are his own.
Pattinson as Chris Hansen and a man kneeling on the ground in a living room
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The Count von Curdles @thecountvoncurdles.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
It's my strong desire to make a horror movie that features some really busted, grimy, powered by magic and spite EC Comics zombies.
Zombie covered in cobwebs from BONE SICKNESSZombie with long wispy hair covering its skeletal face like a curtain, from THE HAUNTED MANSIONThe Blind Dead
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The Count von Curdles @thecountvoncurdles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The slow realization that Wolverine was supposed to be a load-bearing thing for Disney *and* Sony has had me giggling like a madman. I just saw a Wolverine minifridge.
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The Count von Curdles @thecountvoncurdles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Really is a shame that there's no Elric adaptation, and that we're past what would've been the ideal moment to make the perfect one (dreamy OVA not unlike Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust).
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R Lochlann @runesword.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Moorcock's Elric has such a weird niche in the ecosystem of the imagination. Imagine creating a character so pervasively but subtly influential that a thousand artists recreate him without knowing who he is. This post brought to you by the 10,000th OC I briefly thought was supposed to be him.
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The Count von Curdles @thecountvoncurdles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don't actually know, come to think of it. Surely it's a John Williams piece.
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The Count von Curdles @thecountvoncurdles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mostly what I do these days is retweet pictures of castles, ghouls, dungeons. It's a big commitment.
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
DRAGON'S LAIR (1983)
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Chewbacula @jason1749.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Heart's out to the people of Raccoon City today. Stay Strong, folks.
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David @scarolinascorpio.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Art by Jeff Easley
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The Count von Curdles @thecountvoncurdles.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm making a list of TV ghost specials. The good kind, that run about an hour, have reenactments and grainy photos, and don't fill their pants worrying about demons. Recommendations welcome:
letterboxd.com
Ghosts on TV: No Bullshit Edition*
TV specials about ghosts and ghost hunters from the time before Zak Bagans, reaction videos, and demonologists using Zoom. Used to be you had to put on a collared shirt and sit under the studio lights...
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The Count von Curdles @thecountvoncurdles.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Somewhere, Letterboxd Luigi is making travel plans.
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dillon snook @dillonsnook.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
bringing this diva back
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
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The Count von Curdles @thecountvoncurdles.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Eff. 9/19/26, the following are added to the Horror Movie No No List: - CGI goresplosions - Monsters that are a bunch of tangled limbs Please adhere to the 2 year moratorium. A 4 year period wherein these tropes shall not be used without written approval follows. Thank you for your cooperation.
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Annie Wu @anniewu.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Batman Day isn't fun for everybody. Please check on your superstitious and cowardly loved ones today.
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juan barquin @woahitsjuanito.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
RIP to an absolute fucking icon, my god
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The Count von Curdles @thecountvoncurdles.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'd like for life to be nothing but peace and joy, but I truly think without some struggle we'd be unable to appreciate it. Our animal brains need a taste of the dismal to savor the bliss. That's why they put Alex in Street Fighter 6.
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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
When all is said and done, hang me up in the purple skeleton wall from Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3.
The purple skeleton wall from UMK3
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Boog @das-boog.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Heya folks, looking to take another pin up comm or two before october! vgen.co/Boog/service...
vgen.co
Single Character Illustration by Boog (@Boog)
Send a request while they're still accepting!
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The Enigma of Amigara Walt @blackcasebook.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Logging on
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gage @altarofdespair.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Trick Football
Alt: charlie brown missing football gif
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🦷𝚂𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗🦷 @7rottenteeth.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Shit's dire again so I've opened the waitlist for commissions again after many many eons. vgen.co/7RottenTeeth
vgen.co
7RottenTeeth (@7RottenTeeth)
Check out 7RottenTeeth's commissions and portfolio! | I’M SEVEN 34/Leo/Punk/Horror Addict ...
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_Mostly_Ghostly_ @mostlyghostly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Zero Mission 🦾👱‍♀️💥👁️🧠
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Saša Đurđević @azuremeraki.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Enter the dungeon
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Trevor Henderson 🍉 (commissions closed) @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was only there when we played back the tape
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[sentiment inexpressible] @goresorcerer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
greatest music video ever youtu.be/h3LNi-aPXuc?...
youtu.be
Candlemass - Bewitched
YouTube video by PeacevilleRecords
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David @scarolinascorpio.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Night Of The Seagulls (1975) Director Amando de Ossorio
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The Count von Curdles @thecountvoncurdles.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Something I’d really like to do, or be part of if someone’s already doing it, is an attempt to archive all those old Travel/Discovery Channel ghost specials from the 2000s. Before Zack Bagans and his ilk showed up and made everything all Christian.
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Night of the living Red @kotalketz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
y quien van a llorar para un huérfano?
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The Count von Curdles @thecountvoncurdles.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
That Facebook AI commercial where the narrator says "call us whatever the HELL you WANT"? Electric chair. Someone's gotta pay for this one.
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Return of the Liv-ing Dead (1985) 🧠💀 @fixurheartordie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
never considered this perspective
youtube thumbnail with a couple pictures of michel myers (the stabby one from halloween, not shrek) and the words "Michel Myers Evil?"
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𝕾𝖙𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖊 𝕳𝖔𝖚𝖘𝖊 @strangehouse.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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JimBrin ✧ 𝖓𝖊𝖔𝖓UFO @neonufo.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Commissions are open & I'd love to get some work again! If interested, please DM or email me! (email in bio) Details ➡️ neonufo-comms.carrd.co [Additional full & halfbody examples in reply] #artcommissions #artcommission #commission #artsky
Rough drawing: 60€ per characterFullbody: 200€
Halfbody: 150€Character design: 150€ +Fashion design (2 outfits): 180€
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lou-ellen @louceph.com · 14/09/2025
Sam the Sandown Clown 🤡🎤
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The Count von Curdles @thecountvoncurdles.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
What premise? The Muppets do a variety show. It’s skits and songs. Are you out of your mind?
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The Enigma of Amigara Walt @blackcasebook.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
[Coworker #1 liked that.] [Boss liked that.] [Scheming Eunuch will remember this...]
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_Mostly_Ghostly_ @mostlyghostly.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Which one(s) are you? 🧟‍♂️🧛🏻‍♀️🐺
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Boog @das-boog.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
MEAT CHUCK, MECH C-145, HERE FOCUSED ON HER BIOLOGICAL COMPONENT THERE'S BEEN AN ESCAPE AT THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE THAT BUILT CHUCK SHE HAS A JOB TO DO CRUNCH, STUN, BUTCHER AND QUARTER YOUR WAY THROUGH LEVELS OF HIGH SPEED FIRST PERSON MECHA MAYHEM IN... PIG IRON www.kickstarter.com/projects/pos...
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Baby Boy Monaghan @babyboymonaghan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Italian Giallo director: I have a new idea for a movie! Me: Does it have an awesome name? Director: Lick the Blood from Satan's Grave! Me: Is it about a guy in gloves killing people? Director: Si
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Tom Bloom @orbitaldropkick.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
GOD OF LIBERATION
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The Count von Curdles @thecountvoncurdles.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I feel for Zach Cregger, I do. No one should be forced to hear from gamers. It's inhumane.
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Boog @das-boog.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Out doing union shit today and if I sell like 3 of these I can treat myself to a nice lunch after
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