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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝]

@jovialstarfish.bsky.social
4.2K followers 2.2K following 30K posts

ima 🐝 that wears 👒 outfits and loves 🖤💛 the burgh *shitposts abound, not every post is serious *all posts are mine, never reflect on my employer *my dms often dont work, app thinks im in ohio

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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 6h
*pats your back to comfort you and only judging u just a tiny little bit*
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 6h
Ah dangit. Do you think skip has a third nut?
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 6h
i would chop Skip's nuts off if it would bring world peace
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 7h
you forgot, never forget 9/10
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 7h
How do your follows fluctuate so much, I swear you had like 7k earlier today lmfao
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 7h
From now on, I've decided to judge everyone by what kind of pillow pet they had.
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 11h
If you make radio ads with siren noises in them, (1) how dare you? (2) how fucking dare you?
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 16h
I hope it's InfoWars Elf.
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❄︎ ☃︎ @moxiest.art · 23h
lol lmao
a screenshot of an ask reddit thread title that reads "millennials , how are you holding up?"
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 16h
*laughs in ongoing existential crisis*
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 16h
An effigy :)
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 18h
🫦
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 18h
static.klipy.com
I'm Doing My Part! - Serious Soldier Meme
Alt: I'm Doing My Part! - Serious Soldier Meme
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 18h
*AHEM* I SAID. IT COULD HAPPEN TODAY.
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 18h
bro this is p*rnographic (complimentary)
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And she has always been cool. I'm glad non-millenials are learning just how cool she is.
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
She is fhe closest thing I have to a celebrity doppelganger and I am so proud of that because she is so fucking cool
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Mister Rogers Bot @misterrogersbot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If you could only sense how important you are to the lives of those you meet; how important you can be to the people you may never even dream of. There is something of yourself that you leave at every meeting with another person.
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Exactly. Like wtf are we supposed to do about this? We either stop providing health insurance benefits point blank or we cut most of our staff, which doesnt even fucking help this situation because we need our staff to do what we do. I'm furious and terrified and tired. I want to burn it all down.
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They are literally blowing up my phone. Both sides of this race are. And I'm nowhere near Texas. It's so obnoxious and I'm tired of it.
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I know this is true, but the world is broken and I feel like a failure because I can't fix it. I feel so powerless to oppose the will of those with power, who would rig the system to kill us all if it meant one more dollar for their overflowing wallets. I am struggling to find any hope today.
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I am so upset about this today and I don't know what we're going to do.
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's disgusting that we even have to deal with this. We are an organization the community cares about a lot and we are being decimated by this increase. We can't afford this. The money they want from us does not exist.
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We are literally so fucked. Our non-profit is being crushed with this year's renewal rates. We have no idea what to do. This is fucking awful.
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
*ahem* IT COULD HAPPEN TODAY
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Me: logging off, good night! Me: *secretly laying in bed with insomnia and staring at my phone for hours*
DW from Arthur, she is smiling but she is clearly mad from exhaustion and has massive bags under her eyes.
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Me and who
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
SO REAL.
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dangit. And now I want ice cream and I have none
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meegan [Beegan] @jovialstarfish.bsk. 
Me after I crop dust the homies:

lynn_hark! @cove.tgirl.fail
when are you going to inhale my particles?
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Who wants to get me the giant skeleton for my yard?
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What but it's from culvers 🥺
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This wasn't who I meant, but okay I'll take it. Rest In Piss Jim Bakker 😌
tmz.com
Televangelist Jim Bakker Dies at 86
Jim Bakker, the televangelist who built a Christian television empire with his former wife, Tammy Faye Bakker, has died.
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
chocolate fudge brownie blueberry cheesecake dulche de leche
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
LMFAOOO
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It has become stuck in my head again. It will be another few months again. *sobbing like a little bit*
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh yes also this yess
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Michelle Branch only makes bangers
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And that is also unsurprising to me. Where is Luigi 2?
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I was 100% listening to that during and then this after
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's that time of year again! And surprise! Health insurance companies are yet again exponentially raising the costs of benefit plans that employers provide their employees! There is not a damn thing stopping the for-profit medical industrial complex from bleeding us dry. We can't keep doing this.
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
But y tho
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Who are you and what have you done with skip
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Idk if youre still stuck 5 hours later, but if you are, you should tell him you really need to poop, and you should use some of that really nasty fart spray on yourself in thw bathroom, and then when you come back out he won't want to be around you because you smell like stinky poo
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
TRUE. SAME WITH COPIERS!!
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My friends are literally hilarious, and we should all be jealous of how hilarious and funny they are. This was at their wedding this weekend.
A very sweet "in memory of" table, with candles and photos of loved ones who have passed and couldnt be present for the wedding. 

BUT WAIT. The back 3 photos, that SO MANY people never noticed, are of tv characters and/or celebrities. James Gandolfini, Paul Walker, and Derek Sheperd (specifically the character, as Patrick Dempsey is still alive)
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Post a meme made by you
Gabe from The Office yelling 
SHUT UP ABOUT AI! SHUT UP ABOUT AI!
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm getting some Tallarico ones, but even more Paxton ones. Like I dont understand why they are bothering all of us. I do not care, I am not voting for either of them, and I'm not giving them my money. It's so obnoxious lmao
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Meegan🌙 [Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I have been absolutely bombarded by texas phone calls and texts over the past few weeks. And I live in pittsburgh.
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