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Jo @jotime.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@notalawyer.bsky.social loved the latest @ifbookspod.bsky.social episode where you invoked the well known phrase “lady in the streets, freak in the bed”
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Jo @jotime.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Literally the only time I identify as a New Yorker is when people start arguing about “true New Yorkers” and transplants. I will go from zero to I’m walkin’ here in a millisecond if you start that shit.
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Ellie Mae O'Hagan @elliemaeohagan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I love the dedication in My Life on the Road by Gloria Steinhem
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magpie TRICKS @magpie.tips · 26/08/2026
"what a week, huh?" / "lemon it's Wednesday" meme
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP to a legend
rob dubbin @robdubbin

MY MAN: (comes home)
ME: (nervous) how was the store
MY MAN: fine
ME: oh thank g-
MY MAN: ran into jolene
ME: oh no
MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail

12:50 AM • Jul 29, 2019
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
RIP Lindsey Graham. You taught me it was okay to be a coward whose only skill is debasing myself until death for a tiny, ultimately illusionary crumb of power.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
[whispering to crying baby] You have no idea
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Jo @jotime.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
@kumail.bsky.social I never thought Bluesky would get a shoutout on Taskmaster!
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Joel @jandcochran.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
For John Roberts wept, as there was no more VRA to dismember
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Ian Wurman today:
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Dex Anderson @dexanderson.com · 09/03/2026
happy international women's day
judith beheading holofernes by caravaggio
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Gef the Mollygoose @gefthemongoose.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I'll always be obsessed with this edit made by @tommchenry.bsky.social
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Jo @jotime.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
@seanjordancomedy.bsky.social Just wanted to say that your mom jams episode came at a perfect time, because I became a mom this week and listened to it while on baby duty the first few days. But it feels like there was a big Celine Dion-sized hole in the ultimate picks!
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
"No one objected to this behavior back then" I mean I bet the women did.
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Talia al Ghoul 🏳️‍⚧️ @usili.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Bilbo looking at his phone top

on bottom is ChatGPT

After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it?

You're absolutely right — you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.
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Jo @jotime.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
You first, JD. Oh, you meant to that *women* are uniquely unable to find meaning in the workplace? Say it with your chest next time.
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 20/01/2026
In addition to being bad, this is all pretty stupid.
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Jo @jotime.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
THIS is what Tim Horton looked like??
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Tfw your childhood pediatricians reunite to tell you that you have osteoporosis
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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 09/01/2026
BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
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Jo @jotime.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Of all the embarrassments in this situation, the worst by far is that she is thinking and writing things like this and he is very clearly like “which one? The blonde? You’re going to have to be more specific”.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Judith Beheading Holofernes, by Caravaggio, 1599
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trevin @trevinflickinger.com · 02/11/2025
baseball sickos
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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Comic depicting the difference between Tolkien and CS Lewis, that difference being that Tolkien HATED allegory with the fire of a thousand suns.
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Chris Berube @chrisberube.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
"Oh yeah? You like baseball? What if I make you smoke *an entire pack* of baseball?"
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
The Assumption of the Virgin, by Guido Reni, 1597, 📸 via @RoysEnergy
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Maris Kreizman @maris.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
It happened. Last night I was feeling despair about a lot of different things and I realized I needed to enlist my dog’s help to make me feel better. I present to you Maggie the Pug as Cher Pugowitz.
Maggie the Pug is majorly, totally, butt crazy in love with Josh. She’s wearing Cher’s classic yellow plaid ensemble.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Broken Eggs, by Jean-Baptiste Greuze, 1756
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Jo @jotime.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Being a Blue Jays fan AND a Yankees hater makes for a real good time right now.
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
zuckerberg trying for John Wick this Halloween but ending up more ghislaine maxwell
Zuckerberg in a black suit and a wig that's a thick, black bob
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 22/09/2025
This is Annie. She freaking loves fall. 13/10 (FB: James Osborne)
a small brown dog leaps up from behind a pile of crunchy brown leaves. her eyes and mouth are open wide, and her big floppy ears are extended out like wings to either side.
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Jo @jotime.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
The Pitt is wonderful and I’m so glad it got all the love it did tonight.
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Jo @jotime.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
@theferocity.bsky.social you prompted me to start a Frasier rewatch but Roz just referenced him being 41 which is a hate crime against me, a person who just turned 41.
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Tom. @notthattomgreen.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
My mom is the biggest Hulk Hogan hater of us all. She just chimed in.
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Jo @jotime.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
A lot wrong with this but the idea that only men need to be returned to the work force is a good indication of where he’s trying to drive the world to.
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Jo @jotime.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Elon has accomplished in mere months what my mother failed to over the first 39 years of my life: convincing me to work on my posture.
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Jo @jotime.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
I don’t think it’s going to be news to anyone that Audra is great in Gypsy, but she seriously blows the roof off the fucking place. If you can get to New York to see it, you should.
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Jo @jotime.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer. Hard mode: No villains
Tai from Clueless, looking adorable and also like someone who would go down the hemp-to-RFK Jr pipeline.
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Jo @jotime.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
This is really on me for being temporarily pleasantly surprised by her telling Trump to eat shit on congestion pricing yesterday. I take it back, Kathy, you’re still the fucking worst.
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Jim Furbranes @unlox.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
oh this is so fun when it happens to a team I don’t like instead of a team I do like
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Jo @jotime.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Canadians:
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a woman is asking another woman why are you so obsessed with me ?
Alt: a woman is asking another woman why are you so obsessed with me ?
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Jo @jotime.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
“Give Up” feels a little too on the nose these days.
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Jo @jotime.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
My 2025 so far.
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Bryan Edward Stone (שָׁלוֹם) @bestonetx.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Democrats should oppose Mace's antitrans thing on moral grounds, but also because they should oppose literally everything offered by any Republican from this day forward. Absolute knee-jerk obstructionism on every single thing.
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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
"Like all empires, this one rested on a foundation of lies." #Oathbreakers, out from @harpercollins.bsky.social on 12/10. The story of how Charlemagne's grandsons fought a brutal civil war and shattered the Frankish Empire. SIGNED COPY GIVEAWAY. Repost to enter. First drawing 7 pm CST USA. /1
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Oathbreakers
The authors of The Bright Ages return with a real-life Game of Thrones—the story of the Carolingian Civil War, a bloody, protracted battle pitting brother against brother, father against son, that wou...
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Jo @jotime.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I’m so glad America voted for fascism to bring down gas prices, an issue that was definitely not a temporary blip that has already resolved itself.
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Jo @jotime.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
This week has been a fucking decade.
A small golden-colored dog with curly hair sits on his person’s lap at their desk, looking straight at the camera with an exhausted expression that sums up the current vibe.
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
every pundit will try to lecture to u about what the country chose but u know rejecting fascism and bigotry is always the right choice
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Jo @jotime.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
And another thing: I’m not mad. Please put it in the newspaper I own that I’m not mad.
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Opinion | The hard truth: Americans don’t trust the news media
A note from our owner.
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