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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 7h

As a licensed attorney here in the Commonwealth, I feel comfortable saying "kid, get tha fuck outta heah with that shit."

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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If I had money for every variation of this conversation with clients or their families, I could retire. Part of a lawyer's job to is to explain how the system works. That is not an endorsement of the system, it's facing reality.

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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Meant to post this a while ago, but before Monsters and Mainframes, I listened to @margaret.bsky.social's The Lamb Will Slaughter the Lion, which is a fun, weird, post(?)-apocalyptic magical murder mystery? I'm not sure if that's the right genre, but I don't know what else to call it.

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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I mean, there isn't one. that's the issue.

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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I don’t necessarily mind losing arguments in court, but I hate that moment when I realize the judge is not giving me even the slightest bit of consideration.

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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Finished listening to Of Monsters and Mainframes, a very enjoyable audio book about AI, Spaceships, and Dracula (among other WoD/Universal Monsters). It is a really fun book. Some solid voice acting, the plot moves, and the characters are all quite entertaining.

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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

This challenge should be a lot easier than it apparently is for some people.

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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

This is a wonderful person and an amazing cosplayer who is in a dire situation. Please help if you can!

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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

This is one of the things that constantly confuses me when people pitch the benefits of writing for lawyers. Oh, this will save you time doing research and writing? Motherfucker, I LIKE research and writing. Don't offer to take away an enjoyable part of the job.

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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Today was the day the Boy realized that “The Ants Go Marching,” is the same song as “Johnny I Hardly Knew Ye"/“When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again.”

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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

This dude is just out here making up new Wolfenstein levels like he's a bored middle school student.

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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Three missed calls within three minutes to my work number (which is set on do not disturb, 'cause it's the weekend). I'm sure this bodes well for next week.

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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Man, I know they are important, but if I get one more email about Yom Kippur services, I’m gonna fake my own death.

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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The Farthest Shore, the third book in LeGuin’s absolutely masterful Earthsea trilogy/series. Her description of the land of the dead was TERRIFYING. Like, induces existential dread terrifying.

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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Honestly, 20 y/o me would just be fucking perplexed.

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Emily L. Hauser (she/her) ❌👑 @emilylhauser.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

"Is not practicing Jewish" is an old antisemitic weapon; they get to decide who is & is not Jewish ~enough~ to count as Jewish; every other Jew is thus deserving of the smears & dehumanization. Left unsaid is that The Real Jews™ are also dehumanized but in a "so sad you're going to hell" way.

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AkivaMCohen @akivamcohen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Anyone know a good collections defense attorney in NJ? Got an urgent referral request but I don't have anyone

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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Update: school's response was professional and appropriately apologetic. I'll take it.

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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Second iron law of the universe: if I go into the courtroom for no particular reason, I will end up with a new case before I leave.

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I'm Not Even Supposed To Be Here Today

Alt: I'm Not Even Supposed To Be Here Today

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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

This is fucking amazing. Landlords gonna landlord, man. (I did eviction defense for about six months, years ago, and none of this surprises me in the slightest)

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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Drafted an email to the school principal about the school's decision to schedule picture day on Yom Kippur, and because it's me, it a) has cites to the district's own language, and b) I'm now MORE mad because they definitely should have known better.

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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Look, I gotta be honest. 24 hours ago, I would have assumed Macklemore was some sort of brined fish, akin to a sardine or a herring.

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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

This weekend’s laundry folding rewatch was Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings, and I legit think that might have been the last Marvel movie I just unequivocally enjoyed. It’s not perfect, but it is really good, and it’s a crying shame we didn’t get more like it (or more of Shang-Chi).

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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

After spending years coaching Muay Thai, I developed an (ir)rational hatred of Taebo and all of it's various "cardio kickboxing" descendants. Truly one of my pettiest beefs.

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Rep. Lloyd Doggett @doggett.house.gov · 11/09/2026

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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Man, I'd have fun figuring out how to litigate this. Also, the officers supposedly found “suspected marijuana and mace spray," which I assume is some kind of self-defense weapon that gets your attacker to back off by giving them the munchies.

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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

The cover of Daredevil #1 asks, "Can you guess why Daredevil is different from all other crime-fighters...?" and a lifetime of seders lead me to assume based on that phrasing that while all other crime-fighters dip only once, Daredevil dips twice.

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AkivaMCohen @akivamcohen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Closing in on 10k now. I won't be able to keep boosting this over rosh Hashana, so if you could help this spread before that, that would be fantastic

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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Apparently, the Boy's English class is going do a unit/lesson/something around Season 1 of Serial, which means I'm actually going to have to pay attention to that damn show, entirely against my will.

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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

My peak old guy humiliation is still me making a reference to My Cousin Vinny during a conversation with a client, and he straight-faced said "I...I don't think I know anyone in your family." ☠️

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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Seriously. Any time I see an article about the law that does not link to the court filings, I immediately write it off. Show me the documents, or I call shenanigans.

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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

@poeghostal.bsky.social — I believe this is relevant to your interests.

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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I am unable to conceive of a use for this technology that is not profoundly evil. The fuck is wrong with these people.

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AkivaMCohen @akivamcohen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Folks, @glowlaw.org - a new non-profit dedicated to legal accountability for government lawyers, documenting both ethics violations and dedication to the rule of law by government attorneys - badly needs your help. We need to raise $18,000 to keep the lights on for this coming year

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AkivaMCohen @akivamcohen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Hey, network - who knows a Louisiana attorney to refer JoCat to?

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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

If Crown Royal is banned, where will gamers put their dice?

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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

This is a tough call. I think I have to give the nod to DS9, but TNG was so formative for me that it is hard to put it second. Fuck it, it’s a tie.

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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

2, on it's own, should be a non starter for anyone who wants to live in society. I cannot adequately describe how incandescently angry these people make me. They are getting children killed with their beliefs. They should be shunned like they've accepted discommendation.

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Star Trek: Klingon Discommendation

Alt: Star Trek: Klingon Discommendation

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lott @lott24m.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

What happens a lot on social media is when someone (Warren Ellis, Neil Gaiman now Ed Brubaker) has allegations thrown at them people tend to leap out the woodwork saying "their work was never good." That helps no one as it's irrelevant. What matters is their actions and what they did.

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chadzia dax 🔞😷 @m00psy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

RT if you’ve never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.

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ber month enjoyer 🍂🍁🎃 @trickycrayon.com · 07/09/2026

Doesn't anyone in Massachusetts need a free living room set that includes a sleeper couch 😭😭😭

A living room set, with a sleeper couch, a sofa, an ottoman, and an armchair that all match. There are also two brown recliners that don't look terribly out of place. There are also two end tables and a coffee table in dark wood and glass.

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