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@josietech.northsky.social
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reply girl, seattle eastside she/her, late bloomer 🏳️‍⚧️ unemployed ee just living life

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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 12/09/2026
so does every polycule settle on each member having a different color of heart emoji for reactions, so you can tell who sent one at a glance, or just mine
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 09/09/2026
my gf is demanding I do voice training to improve my bark "okay now you have to raise your larynx"
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 28/08/2026
had too much caffeine late at night and I’m watching my heart blast out PVCs on my Apple Watch lol sinus rhythm my ass
A screenshot of an electrocardiogram in Apple Health. It claims “sinus rhythm” but shows two regular beats followed by a PVC (premature ventricular contraction). Don’t worry, they’re usually benign, and not uncommon with too much caffeine and stress. Feel weird, though.
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 23/08/2026
years ago, I was most of the way through an online job application when I got to the question Who is John Galt? and I sighed and immediately closed the browser tab. I once, foolishly, thought of myself an Objectivist way back in high school, but that was a long time ago indeed
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 22/08/2026
it's my three-year HRTversary today wooooo
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 22/08/2026
some days you do your makeup real nice and realize there's nowhere to go anyway, and that's okay
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faith 🗡🦋 @rythulia.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
IT’S MY BIRTHDAY TODAY! ✨ if i could humbly request a share of my art, it would be the best gift ever 💖
a pixel art piece featuring a cloudscape at nighttime. the sky is filled with clouds of various colours: pink, yellow, cyan, blue and dark blue. a half moon is partly covered behind one of the blue clouds, reflecting its light onto them. the black sky is also filled with stars. the scene is meant to evoke a sense of peace, wonder and nostalgiapixel art featuring a trail going off into the distance. the brown trail goes through a grassy field filled with flowers of various colours (yellow, pink, red and white). in the distance there are some green hills. the blue sky is filled with a giant white cloud, with some light coming from the top left. the text in the middle of the sky reads: “bloom at your own pace”pixel art of space featuring a blue nebula surrounded by blue stars and a blue planet at the top right. a shooting star is also visiblepixel art featuring a sunset scene. the sun setting on some hills behind a body of water. the water is of a clear blue colour. the sky’s colours are red, purple and dark blue, while the hills are silhouette black. purple clouds make up the skyline
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 20/08/2026
wandering in to an open source github issue with two developers sending pages of Claude at each other, and I'm like "+1 oh btw here's how the bug happens on my machine maybe it's like a config problem" and I feel like the guy in the boardroom meme who says something and gets thrown out the window
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I sincerely hope that someone has a Dachshund named Wiener Herzdog.
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Henry Snow @henrys.now · 12/08/2026
the year is 2027. you wake up, sun looks weird again. in an encrypted messenger you discuss which liquids are best at shorting out the secret police's electric gloves. two rogue AIs are doing battle in your wi-fi enabled AC unit. treasury is doing something with the yen for the fourth time
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 11/08/2026
suddenly the assets become toxic liabilities
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 10/08/2026
and to think this post is how I learned about the existence of 𓂸 penis, phallus | EGYPTIAN HIEROGLYPH D052
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 09/08/2026
People: You can't just post one line from a song and expect everyone to know the song. Me: someBODY
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 08/08/2026
As someone pointed out downthread, the through-line between these figures is "the world ended but I still have to go to work smdh" Which is, of course, the Millennial condition So bravo, filmmakers
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
what does it all mean
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 04/08/2026
so do I get blocked just for quote posting? do I have to make a salient point about gwen first, or is it enough to just mention her
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Adam Chalmers @adamchalmers.com · 28/07/2026
Neuromancer is chillingly relevant today because it asks: what if a guy would rather Die than stop Going Online
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Hagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 18/07/2023
throwback to the time I went to the Tate Modern and the words “Piet Mondrian’s ‘loss’” washed over me like a vision of God in all Their glory
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 24/07/2026
two years ago I shadowed some doctors podiatrist said "you're in computers, why give that up for med school? go do AI for $200K, you'll make more than I do" the ophthalmologist made noncommittal noises as a patient explained to him that vaccines are sexually transmitted I returned to computers 😔
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 21/07/2026
going to hell like odysseus to consult with trans elder tiresias
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 20/07/2026
starting my day off right, with leftover white monster from yesterday and a handful of strawberry sour patch kids beginning to consider the possibility that I am feral?
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 19/07/2026
death metal song about necromancy? 🤔 nah I’m gonna treat it as a trans allegory
A screenshot of Apple Music, showing lyrics from the Mors Principium Est song The Ghost:

Your time is over
Become the ghost that haunts their dreams
You’ll live forever
But your new life’s not what it seems
A new beginning
Forget the man you’ve left behind
Your life is over
But here a new path you will find
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emma (toys) @freeuse.toys · 18/07/2026
repost to instantly gain a cup size
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 12/07/2026
I know the entire thing is tongue-in-cheek but it makes me sad that it’s just a bunch of Goodyear blimps racing each other because those are basically the only airships that we have anymore and even the Red Bull Air Race died. (I went to one in Vegas. it was… all right) I miss that future
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 12/07/2026
I remember the first gravity kills album was excellent as a replacement soundtrack for quake, the intro track was just about as long as the first level
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 11/07/2026
got woken up way too early, rolled out of bed to walk the dog. threw on black jeans and t-shirt and boots. I feel like I’m stomping around looking like Nathan Explosion instead of the dainty woman I am inside 😖😭
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 08/07/2026
wrestling today with my aging mother who refuses help but is obviously faltering, spiraling. powerlessness sucks
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 08/07/2026
uh oh. this better not awaken anything in me
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
If anyone has any leads about a senior dev or related position for an engineer with 10+ years of experience including most languages, excellent soft skills, and willingness to be in-office/relocate for the right position, hmu. I have an amazing candidate for you.
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 07/07/2026
I bought and tried E back in 2021 after seeing a post like this. didn't feel different in any way except they put me to sleep, so I stopped, but I still kept the rest of the pills "just because." two years later my egg cracked and I pulled the pills out again. after a few doses the drowsiness stops
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Acedia @arcadeacedia.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I often think about Mai Natsume, the most important fg chara, thank you blazblue
Mai Natsume thinking: "Being a girl is hard. But it's lot of fun..."
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 30/06/2026
okay, what the hell I'll ask please reach out if you're trans-friendly and hiring for platform engineering, devops, or embedded development in the Seattle area (or remote). I live eastside but am flexible I keep getting twisted up over worrying if a given company is safe and it's been paralyzing
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BOOles @awawa.pics · 30/06/2026
today is a SPECIAL EDITION don't kill yourself tuesday. repost to don't kill yourself.
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Big Dyke Energy @azurebitch.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Don't treat your life like an rpg where you end up with 99 elixirs at the final boss which you never use
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 16/06/2026
had a wonderful time last night actually meeting new people in the trans community, like the legendary Hattie. thank you @kaceyisspacey.bsky.social for posting about trans night months ago so I would finally now get the courage to attend
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I’m at the bread and circuses. I’m at the damnatio memoriae. I’m at the combination bread and circuses damnatio memoriae
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Marghoul @marghoul.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Im so sorry to ask but could anyone help with food tonight? I am almost completely immobile this evening CA: $helpmarghoul V: @marghoul
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charlotte @gayleywilliams.meangirls.online · 09/06/2026
had to add next month's rent as well because i've had no luck with the job search things are looking dire. if you know of jobs in portland please let me know please donate/share gofund.me/8f4432ccc venmo: gayley_williams cashapp: gayleywilliams paypal.me/chemrain 💕💸🏳️‍⚧️ mutual aid pride
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Donate to Help Charlotte and Peggy get back on their feet, organized by Charlotte Rain
We're Charlotte and Peggy and we're raising funds for housing and livin… Charlotte Rain needs your support for Help Charlotte and Peggy get back on their feet
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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
repost if you agree: women
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 07/06/2026
I feel like I get two very different positive reactions from cis women, the energy of either "yeah it sucks to be a woman, not sure why you'd choose this but hell yeah" and "oh look at the cute guy in drag, you're trying so hard" and I doubt either would hear me out if a transphobe started something
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🛸 bran 👽 @pupnik.moe · 01/04/2026
🏳️‍⚧️ (reupload)
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 01/06/2026
when I got sent to the office for snapping and yelling at a bully in class - mind you, this guy had threatened to stab/kill me and even flashed his genitals at me *in class* - the assistant principle tried to explain to me that I must be doing *something* to make the kid so mad that he would do that
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 28/05/2026
somehow I dodged really learning react (looking at JSX is nails on a chalkboard to me) by moving into the devops/k8s space while happily maintaining old jquery stuff I know it was the right tool at the time (what were we gonna use, angular? emberjs?? lol) but god react seems to suck especially now
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 26/05/2026
throughout this entire article there's no mention of efficiency, or what anyone does with these tokens. like, stories abound of hapless employees ordered to use AI who make thoughtless applications that throw the kitchen sink at an LLM to get bad results. the business bro blind-spot is insane
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Microsoft reports are exposing AI's real cost problem: Using the tech is more expensive than paying human employees | Fortune
Companies are racing to incentivize employees to use AI. But as some companies are finding, the more employees that use the technology, the heavier the bill.
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I say this completely unironically: they want to kill us because they wish they could love anything as much as we love our silly stuffed sharks
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 22/05/2026
trying to go legit and get a GP, did a half hour new-patient appointment and paid a $500 bill and they haven't done a damn thing, haven't sent in any prescriptions or done anything for me at all. I love having to nag doctors every step of the way instead of just planning and buying what I need
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 20/05/2026
somehow, despite all the warnings about cleaning and infection etc, nobody ever warned me that the reward for caring for my new piercings really well is… the endless terrible itching of good healing
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