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josie

@josietech.northsky.social
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reply girl, seattle eastside she/her, late bloomer 🏳️‍⚧️ unemployed ee just living life

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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 28/08/2026
had too much caffeine late at night and I’m watching my heart blast out PVCs on my Apple Watch lol sinus rhythm my ass
A screenshot of an electrocardiogram in Apple Health. It claims “sinus rhythm” but shows two regular beats followed by a PVC (premature ventricular contraction). Don’t worry, they’re usually benign, and not uncommon with too much caffeine and stress. Feel weird, though.
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 19/07/2026
death metal song about necromancy? 🤔 nah I’m gonna treat it as a trans allegory
A screenshot of Apple Music, showing lyrics from the Mors Principium Est song The Ghost:

Your time is over
Become the ghost that haunts their dreams
You’ll live forever
But your new life’s not what it seems
A new beginning
Forget the man you’ve left behind
Your life is over
But here a new path you will find
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 08/07/2026
An image from The Venture Bros. episode 'What Color is your Cleansuit,' showing the engineer Thalia removing part of her cleansuit to show a new mutation: a second set of arms growing at her waist
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 08/07/2026
I was looking at it and ran across this on a reddit discussion about taimi. I didn't feel comfortable with literally being their product
A screenshot of an instagram (I think?) ad by 'taimiapp' that says "APP TO MEET SINGLE 🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS WOMEN 🏳️‍⚧️" with various dating photos of women (but otherwise sfw), with smiley emoji stickers over them. The text at the bottom reads "taimiapp A Unique LGBTQIA+ Dating App ❤️" and it has 1412 likes and 56 comments.
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 26/05/2026
moving from vegas to seattle has done wonders for me too! I'm all springy and wavy
A USGS water hardness map of the United States by region
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 14/05/2026
some days I feel like I’m getting the hang of this
A selfie of Josie in a black dress. Silver belt buckle, bright lipstick, damp hair. A photo of Josie all done up in a restaurant, smiling at the camera in a green dress. Silver earrings adorn her ear, while hair spills down the other shoulder. Actually showing a bit of cleavage!Josie photographing herself in a teal top and cuffed jeans over Doc Martens. She smirks at the camera.
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 12/05/2026
🚫🤡😔
A photo of nformational text from a lotion bottle. In the center, among other items like fragrance free and allergy tested, the phrase “non-comedogenic” is highlighted in yellow.
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 31/03/2026
happy tdov
A selfie of a pale femme in glasses, the shoulders of her teal dress pulled down, her hair spilling around her shoulders. She smirks at the camera.
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 26/03/2026
feeling good today 💙
Josie, me, a pale femme outdoors along the greenery in dark glasses, a teal dress, and a dark jacket. She is smiling at the viewer.
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 19/03/2026
A photo of my arm around Betty, a silver and brown dachshund mix (with a shaved belly from the vet) lying on a blanket on the couch, half-rolled onto her back with her front paws up all cute.
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 10/03/2026
Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.
Ronnie James Dio from the 1983 Holy Diver music video, dressed in leather and furs and holding up a sword. He looks like he means business.
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 17/12/2025
A still image of the parrot that Homer likes to argue with, staring dully at the viewer. (Simpsons S09E15)
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 07/12/2025
An interlude in Disco Elysium:
YOU - I was kinda hoping I'm the superstar Cop.
SUGGESTION - That is only a ludicrous daydream. Guess again. You're the...
YOU - Cool cop?
SUGGESTION - No, you're the *Sorry Cop*. The cop who's sorriest. Let's make it official, then shall we?
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 01/10/2025
I took a CPAP machine, soldered some wires to its logic board, and reprogrammed it to unlock the features of a much more expensive model in the same product line.
A photo of a CPAP machine sitting on a desk. Its top cover is removed, exposing some front-panel electronics, and it is powered on and lit up. Small wires run from its interior to a Raspberry Pi, which is connected to a laptop. Some nail files and other miscellany litter the desk.
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 03/08/2025
my gf swears by these anti-chafing thigh bands she got off amazon. normally you wear them on both thighs but she says it's fine with just a single one
A product photo of a model wearing elastic anti-chafing thigh bands. They are black and rectangular and sit around the mid-thigh, and allow the legs to slide past one another without sticking or binding.
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 16/06/2025
The "You guys are getting paid?" meme but with an excerpt from Trump's Truth Social declaration that highlights him ranting about how Democratic leaders, among other things, believe in "Transgender for Everybody." The meme kid complains, "You guys are getting Transgender for Everybody?"
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 17/05/2025
dealing with a new variation on an old emotion. I've felt endless worry, fear, and sadness before, of course, since I was a little kid. but the last few weeks it's what I can only describe as "free-floating dread." like something really bad is going to happen to people I love, and soon. I hate it.
The image on the Dread card in the game Cultist Simulator.
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 16/03/2025
I think about (and post) this often in week form 🫂 good luck, stovey, we're all rooting for you ❤️
A four-panel reddit(?) illustrated meme. Panel one shows a person saying "i just need to get through this week" and the inside of their head is a scribbled-over, chaotic word cloud. The second panel is an unhappy stick figure lying in bed also saying "i just need to get through this week." The third panel is a crude diagram of four items in a circle with lines drawn from one to the next, but each item says "get through this week." The fourth panel is the 'how ya doin son' meme format, but the 'dad' in the open doorway is saying "Are u okay bro?" and the person standing in scribbled darkness says "yes i just need to get through this week." The overall energy given off by the image is... anxious, uncomfortable, and arguably claustrophobic.
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 20/02/2025
hooray I won a participation award!
An image for Josie’s profile from blueskyscore.com, showing a value of 5.52 out of 10 and awarding her a title of “Active Participant” - “Consistently active, interacting and adding value to discussions.”
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 30/01/2025
I grew up on these streets
A screen capture from Space Quest 4, showing our protagonist Roger Wilco (and the Energizer Bunny) standing in the rubble-filled streets of a distant, dystopian future.
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 20/01/2025
you're not wrong. like, spock entering v'ger. just sayin
A screen capture from Star Trek: The Motion Picture, showing the strange hexagonal... aperture... that throbs open and shut, and which Spock will enter via space suit.Spock in his space suit, thrusting with the timed the boost that will project him through v'ger's strange, aquatic-seeming orifice.
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 29/11/2024
I was like whaaat and sure enough the second hit on google for just "milwaukee road tokyo" is an old guidebook that says they had an office there. It's OCR'd even: the text showed up in the search results! It was just never fed into to the all-consuming maw...
A segment of the "Welcome to the Milwaukee Road" guidebook at https://milwaukeeroadarchives.com/PostWar/WelcometotheMilwaukeeRoad.pdf - it reads, "Our salesmen work out of 54 offices, including offices at such cities within our operating territory as Chicago, Milwaukee, Minneapolis, St. Paul, Omaha, Seattle, Tacoma, Kansas City and Des Moines. Other offices are pretty far from our operating territory: in New York, New Orleans, Atlanta, Dallas, Los Angeles, Toronto, Vancouver and even in Tokyo."
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 24/11/2024
I see it every so often, it’s definitely a mood
The internet meme photo of a blonde Sailor Uranus cosplayer sitting by a fire pit smoking with a can of Pabst Blue Ribbon in hand. She is staring into the distance. Crushed cans sit at her feet, and one booted foot sits upon a box of PBR.
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 17/11/2024
An excerpt from the internet-famous 2015 VICE article "I Played ‘The Boys Are Back in Town’ on a Bar Jukebox Until I Got Kicked Out." It reads:

"Are you fucking going to play 'The Boys Are Back in Town' again?" asked a voice when I reached the jukebox.

"I absolutely, 100 percent, am not going to play 'The Boys Are Back In Town' again," I promised, punching the buttons to select "The Boys Are Back in Town," which I had memorized.
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 16/11/2024
oh! super sorry, thought it was a well-known internet thing
Screenshot of a tweet by brent / @murrman5, Oct 1 2019

[me telling my story how I survived in a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy

[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 15/11/2024
the video is great
An overly-dramatic frame from the video released by the police of the faux bear break-in. In the background is a police badge that reads "Detective - Police - Department of Insurance Fraud Division" with the seal of California on it. The foreground reads, "Search and arrest warrants executed on 11/13/2024" and "Evidence seized included a bear costume and meat claws"
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 09/11/2024
A meme, a photo of Mao Zedong grinning/laughing at something off-camera. In impact font at the bottom it reads “ROFL MAO”
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 07/11/2024
it was just so stupidly transparent! and maybe most people weren't paying attention but it was like, almost infantilizing, like Piaget's object permanence experiment
A representation of Piaget's object permanence experiment. In the first frame of three, a child observes two identical beakers with the same amount of water in them. In the second frame, the beaker is poured into a narrow cylinder, such that the water level is higher (but of course the volume remains the same). The child, with a limited sense of object permanence, when asked which beaker contains *more* liquid points at the *taller* water level in the cylinder, even though they witnessed an identical volume of water being poured into that cylinder as the reference cylinder.
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 06/11/2024
told the group chat 'I think it's drinking time" and received back the most appropriate meme for this moment
The Tintin "what a week" meme - "What a week, huh?" asks a stressed Captain Haddock who has been drinking, to which Tintin replies, "Captain, it's Wednesday"
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 24/10/2024
The infamous photo of the DashCon ball pit, a kiddie pool filled with balls. It looks even smaller as it sits in the middle of a large, empty convention hall.
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 29/04/2024
it's a popular genre!
The logo for the game, err, "Chair Fucking Simulator"
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 25/04/2024
Picasso’s Guernica, with a stylized (somewhat cartoony) officer Lt. John Pike, also in shades of gray and overlayed on the piece, spraying his pepper spray at a victim. It is a meme reference to the photo of him casually walking along a line of seated protestors at UC Davis in 2011, spraying pepper spray in their faces.
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 24/04/2024
I am choosing to believe this is a porco-mechanical field of study rather than something inappropriate
A woodcut print image of a pig atop an old-fashioned machine with spinning wheel and crank. The text around it reads, “I’d rather be cranking my hog.”
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 23/04/2024
A photo of a clothing model wearing a... unique... dress: A hot pink boxy affair, pulled down at shoulders, that divides into two enormous pant legs so the entire dress (romper? one-piece bell-bottom pantsuit?) looks like a rectangle from the shoulders to the ground.
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 20/04/2024
A screenshot of a SFGate news article, with a picture of a large hole in the middle of a lake into which water is falling. The headline reads, "Lake Berryessa's Glory Hole sees a scenario that may 'never be duplicated'" and the lead-in text begins with "Lake Berryessa's spillway, famously known as the Glory Hole, has been on the brink of activation for more than two weeks, hanging a few inches away from a full spill for what's likely the longest time on-"
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 14/04/2024
I am reminded of Shel Kahn's "By Crom!" comic, with Conan the Barbarian as a life-advice spirit animal
A panel from Shel Kahn's "By Crom!" comic. Conan the Barbarian pulls back a curtain to reveal the dawn, shouting "Arise! A new battle awaits you!" as Shel hides in bed under a pillow, mumbling "ahhhh... god..."
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 14/04/2024
of course, OF COURSE they pick Marilyn Monroe
A still from the S03E11 episode of Futurama, "I Dated a Robot." It shows a scene from the "middle school hygiene" propaganda video "Don't Date Robots," where a teen boy who is dating a robot with the appearance of Marilyn Monroe sits on his bed with her in his lap. The subtitle reads, "No thanks, Dad. I'd rather make out with my Monroebot."
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 25/03/2024
a briefcase full of boba
A tweet from 2012 by @brendlewhat that simple reads: Hello sir, I-*briefcase full of jellybeans falls open*
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 23/03/2024
An image of the strange 2015 tweet from the official-seeming @GreenGiant_es account, with the Green Giant logo and everything, saying only “incesto,,,INCESTO, ,”
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 12/03/2024
saw this one again last night and it seems relevant to your interests
A meme image of a screenshot from a Slack chat. Pragun Dua says, “GUYS IM STUCK IN THE WEWORK LIFT,” to which slackbot helpfully replies with the custom response, “Hi! ‘Guys is a gendered pronoun. We recommend alternatives such as ‘folks’, ‘all’, ‘everyone’, ‘y’all’, ‘team’, ‘crew’ etc. We appreciate your help building an inclusive workplace at Headout.” Pragun Dua then replies with the inclusive message, “FOLKS IM STUCK IN THE WEWORK LIFT”
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 01/03/2024
*nodding* ah yeah totally like that time he killed John Malkovitch in Dangerous Liaisons
John Malkovich as Vicomte de Valmont in Dangerous Liaisons (1988). He is looking up past the camera after taking a deep bow, with a calculating and predatory look in his eyes.A still of Keanu Reeves in Dangerous Liaisons (1988). As the young and innocent Danceny, he is moved to tears by an opera performance.
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 25/02/2024
An image of Skeletor, from the original He-Man cartoon, lying on the ground in a casual, inviting pose with open jaw.
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 08/02/2024
my age ~13 Waldenbooks purchase we got a brand new family 486 and I was like, oh, I learned 6502 assembly on my old Atari 400, how bad can x86 be
The cover of The Revolutionary Guide to Assembly Language (published 1993)
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 29/01/2024
this is what they took from us
A 1958 photo of GE engineer Ralph Mosher demonstrating a control harness for the Handyman, a prototype robotic arm assembly. He stands in a white lab coat over a dress shirt and tie, lit from below in dramatic black and white, looking off-camera with a serious expression. His arms rest inside of larger mechanical arms that wrap around his body, a system used to remotely teleoperate the Handyman's mechanical arm (not pictured).
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 29/01/2024
The “I Know He Ate a Cheese” meme, showing Jerry, the mouse from Tom and Jerry, shaped like a triangular cheese wedge after having eaten a slice larger than his entire body.
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 27/01/2024
busy being young dapper professionals you mean
A still from Batman Begins (2005) showing Cillian Murphy as Dr. Jonathan Crane (not yet revealed as the Scarecrow), speaking into a microphone.
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 21/01/2024
unlike you I get my news from a reliable source
A still from Spider-Man 2 (2004) of J.K. Simmons (as J. Jonah Jameson) caught mid-sentence. He's probably about to demand pictures of Spider-Man.
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 09/01/2024
I’m angry that boba ball Jack has no reason to look this cute
A photo from a sheet of Jack in the Box coupons, advertising boba drinks. The Jack character is a stylized cartoony (chibi?) head with big shiny round eyes, presumably meant to evoke boba balls.
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 06/01/2024
don't underestimate the joy of saying things like "now where did I leave the Stanley Cup" and "are you drinking out of the Stanley Cup"
A photo of hockey player Erik Johnson holding the Stanley Cup above his head in victory. Notably, his upper front teeth are missing.
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josie @josietech.northsky.social · 05/01/2024
goddamnit apple we split up years ago
An iPhone homepage notification clipped from a screenshot. “New Photos Memory” it reads, “Jen”
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