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Joshua Lawrence (he/him)

@joshualawrence.bsky.social
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What’s more punk than a public library? || Solidarity Forever || go read Howard Zinn || views my own

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Joshua Lawrence (he/him) @joshualawrence.bsky.social · 29/01/2024
There’s 2 donut shops opening within like 3 blocks of another donut shop (they’re all cool with each other) in my neighborhood. Bevo Mill rocks.
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Joshua Lawrence (he/him) @joshualawrence.bsky.social · 20/01/2024
If Hulu’s The Baker and Amazon’s The Beekeeper teamed up? Game over to all bozos out there.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/01/2024
Doing Qanon but from the left is maybe the worst idea I’ve ever heard
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Joshua Lawrence (he/him) @joshualawrence.bsky.social · 04/01/2024
Destroys me every time.
Death is real
Someone's there and then they're not
And it's not for singing about
It's not for making into art
When real death enters the house, all poetry is dumb
When I walk into the room where you were
And look into the emptiness instead
All fails
My knees fail
My brain fails
Words fail
Crusted with tears, catatonic and raw I go downstairs and outside and you still get mail
A week after you died a package with your name on it came And inside was a gift for our daughter you had ordered in secret
And collapsed there on the front steps I wailed
A backpack for when she goes to school a couple years from now
You were thinking ahead to a future you must have known
Deep down would not include you
Though you clawed at the cliff you were sliding down
Being swallowed into a silence that's bottomless and real
It's dumb
And I don't want to learn anything from this
I Love you
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Joshua Lawrence (he/him) @joshualawrence.bsky.social · 02/01/2024
Did you know that 75% of your bones are in the feet
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 01/01/2024
Hmm. Gimme a sec
In the credits of Michael Clayton a popup reading “Do you like Michael Clayton? Like / Not for me”
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Joshua Lawrence (he/him) @joshualawrence.bsky.social · 02/01/2024
The humble ice cream sandwich. Always there when you need it. Never judges you.
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Oregon Zoo @oregonzoo.bsky.social · 25/12/2023
May your days beavery merry and bright ✨
Beaver Maple inspecting a wrapped present
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Joshua Lawrence (he/him) @joshualawrence.bsky.social · 08/12/2023
Sundy was someone who genuinely cared for all. STL lost a hero.
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Joshua Lawrence (he/him) @joshualawrence.bsky.social · 04/12/2023
So, are those “parks closed for restoration” downtown just never going to open again? It’d be nice to enjoy one of the few remaining spots of greenery…
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Joshua Lawrence (he/him) @joshualawrence.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
Don’t even care if I’m Spider-Man and Spider-Man 2’s Dylan Baker… I’m running.
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Joshua Lawrence (he/him) @joshualawrence.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
If I’m a defense lawyer and I look to my right and see ADA Jack McCoy? Oh boy, it’s over before it even began, I’m bouncing.
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Brooke Foster @lonesometoast.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
the first thing i thought was: oh good, @joshualawrence.bsky.social can finally shut off that google alert
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 20/11/2023
If I see you break this out I'm getting the fuck out of your house
BricksMortar mixAmontillado, rareness unknownA trowel
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Joshua Lawrence (he/him) @joshualawrence.bsky.social · 20/11/2023
This isn’t uplifting. It shouldn’t be happening. The fact that it is, is an indictment of our country as a whole. HEALTHCARE IS A HUMAN RIGHT AND SHOULD BE FREE.
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Alex de Campi @alexdecampi.bsky.social · 20/11/2023
A reminder to any artists out there that the Adobe black friday sale is now on—so if you click “cancel your subscription” Adobe will offer you all the apps it has for $29/mth instead of $59
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Joshua Lawrence (he/him) @joshualawrence.bsky.social · 19/11/2023
Get a few beers in me and I will tie everything in life to the film Blade, in which a lot of motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill.
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Brooke Foster @lonesometoast.bsky.social · 18/11/2023
me and @joshualawrence.bsky.social making our must-watch lists
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Joshua Lawrence (he/him) @joshualawrence.bsky.social · 18/11/2023
There’s no polls on this yet but have you seen Blade yet? I’m betting @maxhavey.bsky.social $5 that more than 50% of respondents will say yes
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Joshua Lawrence (he/him) @joshualawrence.bsky.social · 14/11/2023
Why the FUCK is Garfield eating pizza as his first pasta meal in that trailer? He eats lasagna!!! That’s his thing!!!
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Joshua Lawrence (he/him) @joshualawrence.bsky.social · 11/11/2023
Hi pointe theater — because where else can you have a portrait of William Holden, Gary Cooper, and Jimmy Stewart stare at you while you piss
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
whaddya think, sirs
graphic with a color image of garfield eating a big bowl of spaghetti next to the words

"Martin Scorcese"?
I thought you said
SCARFIN MORE
SKETTI!!!!
- Garfield
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Brendan @chibdm.bsky.social · 30/10/2023
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Joshua Lawrence (he/him) @joshualawrence.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
We really should talk more about how Fall Out Boy rhymed “George Floyd” and “Metroid” in their newest song.
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Joshua Lawrence (he/him) @joshualawrence.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
To think that Cori Bush — in St Louis — is more beatable than Lucas Kunce in Missouri is laughable. Props to whatever campaign consultants cash out on that doomed venture.
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Joshua Lawrence (he/him) @joshualawrence.bsky.social · 29/10/2023
He’s beautiful 😭
Corgin on a carousel.
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Joshua Lawrence (he/him) @joshualawrence.bsky.social · 29/10/2023
Running a political campaign on the platform of “elect me, we have a giant bonfire where we throw all these shits in, I resign the next day” and winning by 1000%.
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Scott 📎😷 free Link defund/abolish 12 Black Lives Matter Menor 🍉 @smenor.phd · 28/10/2023
Can not tell you how much I fucking despise everything about this garbage from the fact that they fundamentally don’t work as companies and exist only because of institutional money to them putting their garbage in the middle of sidewalks blocking access to anyone who can’t walk around them
A shitty scooter blocking the sidewalk
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it's almost shabbat @shabbosbride.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
i am no longer up for debating whether palestinians deserve to live. the answer is an emphatic yes, palestinians deserve to live with dignity and freedom. nothing will ever justify a genocide. killing more than 7,000 civilians who belong to a distinct ethnic group in less than a month is a genocide.
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
First person to shoot fish in a barrel: I don't even know how to describe how easy this is
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Joshua Lawrence (he/him) @joshualawrence.bsky.social · 21/10/2023
Personally, I hate whenever I am going to testify against my uncle and then it is revealed that my uncle’s lawyer and my lawyer are one in the same.
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Joshua Lawrence (he/him) @joshualawrence.bsky.social · 20/10/2023
12 Angry Men villains wiki
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
Repost with how people would know if you suddenly became rich.
A screenshot showing that a bluesky account has been deleted.A screenshot that shows an Instagram account has been deleted.
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Joshua Lawrence (he/him) @joshualawrence.bsky.social · 20/10/2023
I need an All Quiet on the Western Front Criterion DVD like yesterday.
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Joshua Lawrence (he/him) @joshualawrence.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
The year is 2008. I am quoting Rilo Kiley to try and convince my first girlfriend to date me. The year is 2016. I am quoting Rilo Kiley to try and convince my girlfriend to not dump me. The year is 2023. I am quoting Rilo Kiley to try and stop my wife from being mad at me.
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Joshua Lawrence (he/him) @joshualawrence.bsky.social · 16/10/2023
I wake up sleepy -> I go be sleepy somewhere else.
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Joshua Lawrence (he/him) @joshualawrence.bsky.social · 15/10/2023
If it were me, and I was in a Final Destination movie, I simply would not go on an emotional rant about how I am not going to die.
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Joshua Lawrence (he/him) @joshualawrence.bsky.social · 15/10/2023
Officially deleted the Twitter app from my phone. Trying to only use it for PoliticClips and nada else until we actually have a website that I’ve been trying to launch for 2 years now. Probably need a grant for it??
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Joshua Lawrence (he/him) @joshualawrence.bsky.social · 15/10/2023
Sorcerer is a great movie, incredible in almost every way…. But the title of Wages of Fear is so much better.
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Isi Baehr-Breen @isibb.bsky.social · 14/10/2023
Imagine your own fucking outlet, the one you literally died working for, passive voicing your own murder.
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Joshua Lawrence (he/him) @joshualawrence.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
Can’t stop thinking of how funny it would be if I got my doctorate. So, odds are that’s what will happen.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
20 years ago.
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MV @chaosorbison.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
Scientists in 2023: *still can’t make flying cars* Ore-Ida in 2023: *creates drunkest member of Dick Tracy’s rogue gallery*
Picture of frozen bag from Ore-Ida that reads “Potatoes O’Brien”
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Joshua Lawrence (he/him) @joshualawrence.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
From the river to the sea 🇵🇸
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Joshua Lawrence (he/him) @joshualawrence.bsky.social · 06/10/2023
I think about how this relates to politics all the time. Whatever’s happening with politics is what is happening with us.
Listen, people be askin' me all the time
"Yo, Mos, what's gettin' ready to happen with Hip-Hop?"
(Where do you think Hip-Hop is goin'?)
I tell em, "You know what's gonna happen with Hip-Hop?
Whatever's happening with us"
If we smoked out, Hip-Hop is gonna be smoked out
If we doin' alright, Hip-Hop is gonna be doin' alright
People talk about Hip-Hop like it's some giant livin' in the hillside
Comin' down to visit the townspeople
We are Hip-Hop
Me, you, everybody, we are Hip-Hop
So Hip-Hop is going where we going
So the next time you ask yourself where Hip-Hop is going
Ask yourself, "Where am I going? How am I doing?"
'Til you get a clear idea
So if Hip-Hop is about the people
And the Hip-Hop won't get better until the people get better
Then how do people get better? (Hmm)
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Danny Stark @dstark86.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
If we defund the police they won’t be able to afford 76 hams but you activists didn’t think about that did you
Screenshot of a tweet with the headline “Missouri sheriff’s office spent county money on beer, 15 TVs and 76 hams, audit finds”
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Joshua Lawrence (he/him) @joshualawrence.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
Damn, that “no more headlines” move really was the final straw wasn’t it? Lmao.
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rust belt city enjoyer @rustbeltenjoyer.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
I meme that shows a fake tweet supposedly written by St. Louis metro, that says food, $200, did, $150, rent, $800, turnstiles, $52 million, utility, $150, someone who is good at the economy, please help me budget this out, my family is dying.
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Joshua Lawrence (he/him) @joshualawrence.bsky.social · 27/09/2023
Is Paw Patrol union? Yes/No answers only.
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