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@joshuagrotheer.bsky.social
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aspiring to get invited to an Ina Garten dinner party joshuagrotheer.com [he/him] 🏳️‍🌈 ⬇️

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ACLU of Georgia @acluofga.bsky.social · 5h
Our vote is our power.
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Bobby @bmcc2.bsky.social · 12h
Ossoff said “call an ambulance… but not for me.”
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 23h
Source: Bezos to pay $50 million for rights to stream execution on Amazon Prime.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If Democrats are the party of green vegetables and plant-based protein while Republicans are the party of key and blow, guess who will win in November?
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Mike Luckovich @mluckovich.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Rob @robertjosephnsfw.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’ll tell you what I’m proud of, is how much amateur gay porn we’ve all made for one another
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My kids have measles, I can’t afford diesel, I lost my job, and my country just lost a war to Iran. But at least now I can watch firing squad executions on TV.
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Jenni Tolls @jennitolls.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
She was playing around in Sarah Michelle Gellars closet 😭😭
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Bobby @bmcc2.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Not the hurricane ruining Atlanta Pride 💀💀
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Rob @robertjosephnsfw.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
As always the dick in this app 🥵
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Mike Luckovich @mluckovich.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Don[ny]ovan @dgschell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The biceps were curled
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Richard ‘WeShould’ Linklater @weekendwarrior.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
In SF for a conference tomorrow
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Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I hope this email finds you Wellbutrin
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Sheila Blige @baoluo20.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ladies and gentlemen, an (one) ab
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Ayce @flyincasual.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Don't bite the dick that feeds you or whatever the Bible said
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My kids have measles, I can't afford diesel, I can't get a mortgage, my wife was deported, and I have explosive diarrhea from a parasite the CDC no longer monitors. But at least now my insurance covers most of my ball-tanning treatments.
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joshua 🧡 @joshuagrotheer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
rest in pieces
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Shredded Baker @shreddedbaker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Power pose. Want to see more poses with less clothing? linktr.ee/shreddedbaker
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Pete Buttigieg @petebuttigieg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Democrats have to explain what we're trying to build, not just what we're trying to block.
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Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not now, baby, mommy has to puruse the devil’s marketplace for prime day deals on highly processed protein crap to fuel her disordered eating
Not now baby on fire meme
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Can a barrage of anti-trans ads and staged assassination attempts lift the GOP to victory in November? This strategist thinks so.
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Mike Luckovich @mluckovich.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Don[ny]ovan @dgschell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The necessity of pragmatism in a first-past-the-post electoral system is nearly impossible to impress upon some folks.
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adrian. @penacolada2293.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
really hoping they do a Creampie challenge on the Great British Baking show…
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Mark @markgaybakes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
How it feels like realizing the midterms are less than a month away, but you’re still traumatized by the 2016 and 2024 elections:
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me, walking into the GBBO tent the day they are making American-style cookies
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Violet Chachki's Drag Race Reveal
Alt: Violet Chachki's Drag Race Reveal, one of the finest moments of the entire series
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Dan (he/him) @doitwithdan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Taylor picking her wedding location:
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Cornell University has announced that the Cornell Seven will not be allowed to use AI to write their University-mandated rape apology essays.
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lil breadley @bradleycosta.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
low key need a m*n to k*ss me like he l*v*s me rn
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Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
👁️ct👁️ber
Headless shirtless torso pic in yellow shorts
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jookey spooky @jakeybakey.gay · 04/10/2026
who up being submissive and breedable
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Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“I’m gonna go out on a limb” the limb being oomf’s third leg
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The Wor$t Tall in America @talltbh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Books are great
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Richard ‘WeShould’ Linklater @weekendwarrior.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Proof of life
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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Kissing is an underrated skill and I am professional. Top tier. The best kisser.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sky-high diesel prices have many farmers questioning Democrats’ decision to vote to release the Epstein files.
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joshua 🧡 @joshuagrotheer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Having mastered epidemiology, toilet paper supply chain logistics, bridge engineering, mRNA technology, and the sociology of Indian-Americans, I would like to share my thoughts on the possible uniqueness of human consciousness in the context of contemporary AI advances…(1/223)
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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Someone needs to take the Hey Handsome cannon (my phone) away from me when I drink
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ACLU of Georgia @acluofga.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's time for Georgians to show up at the ballot box to protect our rights and freedoms! ✔️ To check your voter status, go to mvp.sos.ga.gov and follow the instructions. (link in bio). ✔️ Tell your friends and family about your plan; encourage them to do the same.
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Rob @robertjosephnsfw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
As always, jeeze, the dick in this app
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Don[ny]ovan @dgschell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just think of my likes of every one of your posts as a micro-flirt ♥️
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Mr. Juice Box @toxicjuicebox.com · 01/10/2026
Woktober 🥘
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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
quadtober
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spooky things were said 🎃 @thingsweresaid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Did not expect that it would be Kelly Clarkson next, talking about how much she loves AI 🫩
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an ocean of emotion @betarayben.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why are we not hunting AI tech bros for sport
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every guy on the Cornell frat group chat as a character from Game of Thrones. by Chris Cillizza
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Under Secretary Hegseth’s new plan, servicemen with low blood alcohol levels will be required to undergo vodka replacement therapy.
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