Mark @markgaybakes.bsky.social · 14hHow it feels like quoting Mean Girls when it was released over 22 years ago: 😂 3343
Mark @markgaybakes.bsky.social · 15hI fear buying a jock has increased my gay powers more than I anticipated 🤭🥰 1190
Mark @markgaybakes.bsky.social · 16hNeed to find a local man who is into me half as much as international bloomfs are 🙂↕️🥰 0170
Mark @markgaybakes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026My life is just like that scene from Schitt’s Creek where Moira finds one of her nudes and immediately attempts to figure out how to get it onto the internet 😌😂 0190
Mark @markgaybakes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Not me playing scrabble with my mom and her playing the word “raw” 🤭😂 0120
Mark @markgaybakes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I’m so over people using AI to avoid communicating with other people or reflecting on themselves - like they’re trying to optimize and remove the parts that make life worth living 🙂↕️🙂↕️ 0120
Mark @markgaybakes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026One of my colleagues used AI to make a flyer to share internally and it misspelled our company name 😂 0171
Mark @markgaybakes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If Anne Hathaway can do 5 press tours in a year while pregnant you can send that email babe! 🙂↕️😂 1171
Mark @markgaybakes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Forgot to post a morning message, but couldn’t forget to share some FCF with you! 😘 4550
Mark @markgaybakes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Not my manager using AI to figure out something I’ve been doing well at, that I literally already knew and have been talking to 2 colleagues about all week! 080
Mark @markgaybakes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Are you flirting with cute boys on the internet again? 0311
Mark @markgaybakes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It was 88F today and yet I’m over here already mentally starting a list of soups to make this fall 🥰🥰 0140
Mark @markgaybakes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Local friend who recently closed his open relationship with his husband, added me to his CF and likes all of my CF pics 👀😂 0290
Mark @markgaybakes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Kinda love realizing that I’m only getting more handsome with age 🤭🥰 0100
Mark @markgaybakes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Can I be sentimental for a sec and say it really fucking sucked to lose my job at the end of last year, but I’m so grateful that I’m now at the best job I’ve had in 3 years and the most financially stable I’ve ever been 🥺🥰 5550
Mark @markgaybakes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Just remembered that tomorrow I get to go tell my least favorite coworker that we will no longer be working together 🤭🤭 0140
Mark @markgaybakes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026As I watched the maintenance man leave my apartment this afternoon, after taking care of the caulk in my bathroom, I couldn’t help but wonder when would be the next time I would watch a man leave after taking care of my cock? 😌😂 0110
Mark @markgaybakes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Hi can someone point me towards the nearest weekend? K thanks! 0100
Mark @markgaybakes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Manager moved a meeting up this morning and I feel like I’m Andy Sachs 😌😂 0130
Mark @markgaybakes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Just got word that it’ll be official starting Monday! 🤩🤩 1350
Mark @markgaybakes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026How do I get Ina Garten’s life? Because I kinda need a husband who is rich and barely home, which leads me lots of time to make cocktails for all my gay friends 🥰🥰 1160
Mark @markgaybakes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I love when I type up a sassy little comment, and then stop myself from posting it 😇😂 2180
Mark @markgaybakes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I love the speed at which I’m able to clock whether a character is gay these days 💅😂 0200
Mark @markgaybakes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Not my beefy, shirtless neighbor and I running into each other when we took out the trash 😮💨🤭 1250
Mark @markgaybakes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Prescribing myself two scoops of ice cream to cure the Sunday scaries 🥰🥰 0170
Mark @markgaybakes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I kinda love that I’ve been so h word on the weekends lately 🤭😇😇 0130
Mark @markgaybakes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026My type is quickly turning into, any man who takes good care of himself 😮💨😮💨 0170
Mark @markgaybakes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026A little Black Beans with Tomato Sofrito and homemade Flatbreads in my new bowl! 🤩 1150
Mark @markgaybakes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Started watching The Pitt for the first time, and I’m only one episode in, but I’m obsessed with the little twink and the charge nurse with the sultry voice 😌😂 4400
Mark @markgaybakes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The sexual tension between me and lighting the fall candles I got at Trader Joe’s yesterday 🫦🫦 0100
Mark @markgaybakes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026So silly how I just keep getting hotter with every brief pic 🤭😝 2480