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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 15h

So we are clear, "Russia Russia Russia" was *never* a hoax.

Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 23h

Fox News poll finds 88% of Americans view corruption in government as an extremely concerning issue, the greatest percentage of any issue. Republicans count your fuckin days

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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Not one new deliverable due today or tomorrow - bless 😌

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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Good morning! Susan Collins can go to hell! And if Maine sends her back to Congress, that whole state can too!

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☀️ @vamospeat.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

ditto at home ‘i want to go home and look at good screen

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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

“This is an exact replica of” It’s in 1:25 scale. “Exact replica” is 1:1 scale. A copy of the thing in question. Not a miniature of the thing in question.

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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

A 15+ slide for a standup joke is too much. Thats not a setup and punchline it’s a Russian novel. This format is for brief jokes only.

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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

General Sherman if he burned Iowa instead of Georgia:

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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Parasocial niche internet micro-celebrity that I’ve been crushing on for like two years just revealed his very hot girlfriend Please pray for me in this difficult time

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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

This is the funniest thing I've seen in a week.

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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 13/10/2026

You know, the thing is, I had drafted this piece a month ago, and then never published it, because I thought maybe it was too mean.

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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Depends on the bumper sticker (and how many) An old jalopy covered in stickers - no thanks A newer vehicle with a sensible amount (3 or less) - probably And what do they say? “Baby on Board” - absolutely not “I bought this before he was crazy” - absolutely

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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Kids born in 2008, when I was a junior in high school, are becoming legal adults this year Ha ha ! 🫠

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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Hey maybe let’s keep doing this. Blow up every fucking Russian data center. I don’t want to see a single gd Russian bot on the internet ever again.

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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Ended up watching Before Sunrise (1995) and the fake phone call in the restaurant booth scene has me WEEPINGGG

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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Hey, quickly - what’s the best ‘90s rom com ever made?

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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Not this man’s dating profile having a picture of his credit score lmao

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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Sorry what does it mean when you say you’re into “hygiene” It should go without saying that things are clean?? Are men regularly filthy??

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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Just heard an analogy that put the national debt in perspective If America was a household earning $50,000 per year, we’re spending $70,000 and have existing credit card debt of $400,000 Ew. Baby the bankruptcy. Where is the conservatorship.

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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Something about a dog/cat wandering through the background of a porn video feels illegal That’s your child don’t subject them to this

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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Trying to my mom on social media platforms: Searches “mom,” nothing comes up bc shes Suzanne to everyone else Trying to text her: Searches “Suzanne,” nothing comes up bc she’s listed as mom 😑

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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Movies with quiet dialog and loud music really pmo

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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Happy to say I kicked my regular liquor habit. Strictly white wine for me now, luv!

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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I need to stop buying boxed wine…it never lasts as long as I intend for it to

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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I would not join a fantasy football league unless it was with women and Sex and the City Themed

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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Facebook is wild because you’ll see someone from college posting for the first time in years with her husband and child and think wait… She’s NOT A LESBIAN??

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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Kissing is an underrated skill and I am professional. Top tier. The best kisser.

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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

New to scruff, tell me why I’m being wooffed at from 1,800 miles away. What am I supposed to do with this

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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Was talking to a guy at a party a few months ago and he was telling me about his FOUR (4) boyfriends NONE OF WHICH know about the others and he was trying to decide who to drop and who to commit to GIRL (also you’re an inspiration how can I have this confidence)

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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Been eating Factor for one week and she really is that bitch??? Tasty, convenient, and my lifts are already noticeably stronger … I guess my nutrition was trash before, huh

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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman are just so effing beautiful (watching Practical Magic)

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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The fact that the executive branch is now itself a criminal enterprise and we still have to tie ourselves in knots to find legal justifications to hold criminals accountable [when the top court actively colludes with said criminals for their aid and benefit] is inane to me

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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Drank too much wine (is there such a thing) and slept on the couch until 6 AM oops

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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Happy birthday to my dear friend who broke up with me after a falling out that he precipitated but I earnestly tried to reconcile. I still think about you all the time. Hope 41 treats you kind, love you buddy ❤️

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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Someone needs to take the Hey Handsome cannon (my phone) away from me when I drink

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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

If I follow one more Grindr profile to one more IG profile and I see 24 mutuals already following that person I will kms We need to stop knowing each other

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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Big fan of Abdul El-Sayed Can’t wait until he winsss he’s gonna be such an asset for regular people 🙏🫶🤞

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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Another ghost (?) encounter last night Heard steps outside my door…the Ring doorbell didn’t detect any motion. No ascending/descending stairs and no opening or closing front door from a neighbor’s unit. Just footsteps in isolation.

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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Move over Copper Merchant Ea-Nasir - we have a new cuneiform complaint!!

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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Happy Mocktober where everything you say to me is rebutted with whithering dismissiveness

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👻 Are you scared of me? @bradys.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Gay men with entire husbands who complain online about being lonely:

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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I do my best to answer all outlook emails with just enough imperceptible hostility so as to encourage the sender to pause before asking me a question in future

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