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Fuck Deshaun Watson for all the regular reasons but also because he's generally shitty at quarterback play. He's not even hypothetically worth it. www.tiktok.com/t/ZTyg2b47s/

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Let’s get our facts straight. #deshaunwatson #clevelandbrowns #nfl #nflfootball

TikTok video by leahlytics

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Josh Heggen @joshheggen.com · 5h

But like, what percentage of grasses CAN we eat?

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brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 7h

I appreciate that Hurts always keeps it real

screenshot of Jalen Hurts addressing the media; he is wearing an Eagles hoodie and Eagles throwback kelly green baseball cap and standing behind the mic in front of a backdrop with alternating Eagles and Toyota logos; fake closed captioning on the pic reads “So I just found out they eat beans for breakfast in London.”

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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 12h

if you don’t keep up with the youth i want you to know they’ve renamed “tramp stamps” to “cake toppers” which feels like the first advancement for feminism in a long time

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Paul Noth @paulnoth.bsky.social · 7h

Mine in today’s @newyorker.com

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David Gerbosi @gerbosi.bsky.social · 8h

I recorded a radio commercial with him once. While I was editing he picked up a copy of The Onion and read this article. Dude was pissed. Every vein in his head bulging. Trying to explain to Ditka the concept of a satirical newspaper was one of the hardest things I’ve ever done.

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Khashoggi's Ghost @urocklive1.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Of course the Trump Savings Accounts for kids turns out to be scam. In effect, "our president is helping rich donors offload overvalued stocks onto children, who are forced to hold the stocks for five years whether they want to or not." www.rawstory.com/trump-accoun...

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Trump rigs kids’ piggy banks so billionaires can dump falling stock on them: analyst

A quiet change to President Donald Trump's namesake savings program for children amounts to a gift for billionaires, according to an economic analyst.In an article for The Bulwark on Thursday, economi...

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✨ Laas ✨ @whatabossislaas.bsky.social · 12h

Stormy put up this piece of paper at the game last night and at first I thought it was a meme but turns out it’s a political statement on Vancouver BC’s already ridiculously expensive housing market??? #Canes

STORMY NOT SOPHISTICATED ICE HOG, BUT EVEN STORMY KNOW:
THE ALLOWANCE OF FOREIGN INVESTORS IN METRO VANCOUVER MUST NOT ONLY BE MET WITH STEEP ANNUAL LEVIES IF PROPERTIES ARE LEFT UNATTENDED, ALONGSIDE BRITISH COLUMBIA'S 20% FOREIGN PURCHASE SURCHARGE, BUT THE 2027 EXPIRATION OF THE FEDERAL FOREIGN BUYER BAN REPRESENTS A FULCRUM POINT IN THE REAL ESTATE MARKET THAT COULD HAVE GENERATIONAL RAMIFICATIONS IF NOT REENACTED.
ALSO, OINK.

Stormy the Ice Hog waving creepily from the jumbotron

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Josh Heggen @joshheggen.com · 09/10/2026

Trying to beat traffic, Jerry?

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Josh Heggen @joshheggen.com · 09/10/2026

Seriously, zero fucking awareness from Barrie, Daniel couldn’t come up with the word “receiver”

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Josh Heggen @joshheggen.com · 09/10/2026

This Matt Barrie/Chase Daniel booth is so bad

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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip

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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

In July, I went to the NFL Flag Championships in Indiana to see the enormous boom in youth flag football in person. Turns out, girls love ball. My story leads off @bloomberg.com Businessweek’s November issue on women’s sports. Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...

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The NFL’s $192 Million Bet on Flag Football Is Paying Off With Teen Girls

The sport has seen unprecedented growth since the pandemic. Next up: The Olympics and a college campus near you.

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Josh Heggen @joshheggen.com · 08/10/2026

How the hell do you know he wasn't going to catch that?

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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 07/10/2026

Exactly nine months after January 6th. Interesting

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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

the tech industry is about to invent books

Andrew Yeung
@andruyeung
X.com
We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
10:53 PM • 10/4/26 • 1.3M Views

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The Baltimore Sun got the data on Maryland athletics alcohol sales and found that exactly one person got a Bud Light Seltzer at a Maryland football game last year www.baltimoresun.com/2026/10/06/m...

Only five Heineken cans were sold at Maryland baseball games.
Xfinity Center sold eight Hoop Teas.
And at SECU Stadium, among more than 105,000 alcohol sales, the records list exactly one Bud Light Seltzer can.
One.

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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Just a reminder: Tillis persuaded the woman Hegseth allegedly raped to come forward with her story, and told her that if she did, it would sink the nomination. She did. At great risk to herself. Tillis then cast the deciding vote for Hegseth. Because he’s a goddamned coward.

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Outgoing Sen. Tillis regrets pivotal vote for Hegseth: ‘He’s an actor. He’s not a manager’

Outgoing Sen. Thom Tillis spoke to MS NOW about regretting his vote to confirm Pete Hegseth and his strained relationship with Trump.

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

"the team's former minority stakeholder is letting the new star player use a branded helicopter as much as he wants" i am once again mad at the clippers for not even trying to be creative with their cap circumvention

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Black-and-Gold @blackandgold.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Let Dennis Hastert's lasting legacy be that half your replies were crushed to hear Dennis Haysbert died, reread the post and went "oh Dennis Hastert, never mind fuck that guy"

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Josh Heggen @joshheggen.com · 04/10/2026

Play like an asshole, lose like an asshole

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Josh Heggen @joshheggen.com · 04/10/2026

The Brewers are going to kill me before this season is over

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Josh Heggen @joshheggen.com · 04/10/2026

Remember: don't put salt in your eyes

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Josh Heggen @joshheggen.com · 04/10/2026

Ty France, Dorning the bases loaded.

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Josh Heggen @joshheggen.com · 04/10/2026

USF just had an incredible play on punt coverage and not even a comment about it. How the hell do you ignore the game in the booth?

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Josh Heggen @joshheggen.com · 04/10/2026

You can't boo Machado, he's a villain. He likes it.

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Josh Heggen @joshheggen.com · 04/10/2026

Granted, the number of transplants in the stands make you wonder where the Trop is located, but still

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Josh Heggen @joshheggen.com · 04/10/2026

Lotta empty seats in Los Angeles for Game 1, while the Trop is packed. Huh.

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Josh Heggen @joshheggen.com · 03/10/2026

Eli Make-Ya-Drinkwitz doing it again

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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Of course it was all lies. All the fuckers do is lie

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Josh Heggen @joshheggen.com · 03/10/2026

(I keep thinking I need to commission that artwork)

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Josh Heggen @joshheggen.com · 03/10/2026

You know it’s a special year when the Wolverine is the dopiest looking of the Gopher/Badger/Wolverine triumvirate

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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Earlier this week, I agreed to interviews with two USA Today journalists. They wrote fantastic articles about the Cornell case that I'm proud to have been a part of. What I did not know is that their employer considers interviews to proprietary and opens up recordings to be used by any journalist.

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

there are so many variables in play that it probably isn't worth pointing out but Penn State fired James Franklin immediately after losing 22-21 to Northwestern last year and hired a guy who lost 34-13 to Northwestern last night

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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The median Trump voter

Nick Pinto, a 26-year-old crypto investor, said he invested $450,000 in the Trump meme coin and the value of his investments is down to roughly $50,000. He said he was disappointed by the first dinner last year, as Trump was there for "no more" than 20 minutes and did not take photos
with the crypto holders. The steak was only 5 ounces and "not something you'd get at a steakhouse in New York," he said.
Pinto also said that, if it was an option, he could see himself voting for Trump again. He plans on attending the upcoming dinner.
"I hope the food is better this time," he said.

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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever

A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities

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Bruce Feldman @brucefeldmancfb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This Sunday undrafted rookie free agent QB Jalon Daniels is making his first NFL start for the Bucs. If you know his story, of all that he—and his mom—did to make it here, learning to play the long game, you’ll be rooting for him too. Free story link: www.nytimes.com/athletic/656...

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Sherrod Brown @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

NEW AD: Listen to this sh*t.

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Tommy Tomlinson @tommytomlinson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This one is so perfect it’s like the guy holding up the tent said “now turn to the left a little”

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Ben Natan @thebennatan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Can’t stop wars. Cant stop the president committing nonstop crime. Can’t do anything about Epstein. Or cost of living. Or the environment. They can fuck over workers though. They’ll do that real fast.

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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Some names from Case Keenum’s recruiting class: Percy Harvin, Myron Rolle, Mitch Mustain, DeMarco Murray, Tim Tebow, Jake Locker, Knowshon Moreno, Ricky Stanzi, Todd Reesing

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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Huge bummer when you’re just innocently trying to join and promote a movement that hates Black people, immigrants, and Jews — but then you discover that they have a dark side. apple.news/A9g-feRPSTme...

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BeshearStan @beshearstan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

God I love Angie Nixon. I hope she wins

Now @AshleyMoodyFL. Why would I want to abolish the police when I want you arrested and in jail for stealing $10 million from sick kids? BFFR

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Josh Heggen @joshheggen.com · 29/09/2026

Was trying to see if Dalton and Keenum had matched up before and grew too depressed to continue caring

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