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Josh Heggen @joshheggen.com · 04/10/2026
It’s this:
Three headed dragon meme
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Josh Heggen @joshheggen.com · 23/09/2026
Ooh, gotta get my pumpkin spice trash bags
“Fall scented” HEB trash bags
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Josh Heggen @joshheggen.com · 07/06/2026
As @jonbois.bsky.social would say, watching baseball. (It is very windy in Colorado)
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Josh Heggen @joshheggen.com · 22/04/2026
(It got worse)
USF crushing UCF into paste in the Charitibundi Bowl
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Josh Heggen @joshheggen.com · 22/04/2026
Mmhmm. #USF #CharitiBundiBowl www.moneycannon.org?t=head-to-he...
UCF continues to dodge the competition.

(A screenshot of the current performance of USF and UCF in the EDSBS Charity Bowl)
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Josh Heggen @joshheggen.com · 21/04/2026
Tampa is the superior area of Florida, this is known. #CharitiBundiBowl #USF
The current scores of the CharitiBundi Bowl as of like 6:35pm CDT on Monday, April 20th. USF is in first place and has over 5 grand raised for New American Pathways. UCF, as is tradition, has considerably less than that. Other Florida schools also appear.
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Josh Heggen @joshheggen.com · 20/04/2026
This time last year I had just started a brand new job on the other side of the country. College football kept me sane. I had a good year, so we're having a good year. 🤘Go Bulls!🤘 #USF #charitibundibowl @newap-georgia.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social
Spencer Hall looksmaxxing under a note saying I put 2k on my Apple Card for New American Pathways.Benevity saying my employer's matching that 2k donation, 'cause they're cool like that, and I like giving their money away.
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Josh Heggen @joshheggen.com · 22/03/2026
What’s up, inadvertent shitty coffee art?
The view above of a white mug of coffee on a table, with a vague heart shape on its top
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Josh Heggen @joshheggen.com · 15/03/2026
Searching my camera roll for "hell" surfaced: Three different decklist registration photos from limited Magic tournaments and this classic from Mondo magazine
Mondo magazine's "R.U. a Cyberpunk?" page
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Josh Heggen @joshheggen.com · 15/02/2026
How in the world is this not an @theonion.com article?
A screenshot of an article - Variety: Rupert Grint on the Rise of Fascism: 'Obviously, I'm Against It'
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Josh Heggen @joshheggen.com · 14/02/2026
Almost forgot I took this video. Even Japanese videoboards are delightful
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Josh Heggen @joshheggen.com · 24/01/2026
Ended up with a two-fer
A single-serve wrapping containing two fortune cookies
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Josh Heggen @joshheggen.com · 16/01/2026
UPS tried to ding-dong-ditch me but I caught ‘em Now to give it a listen this weekend (Attn: @djweedpizza.gobirds.online)
A bottle of the new Mixtape Blanc from celebrity vintner DJ Weed Pizza
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Josh Heggen @joshheggen.com · 12/01/2026
Les Misérables
Two women in Eagles gear, embracing
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Josh Heggen @joshheggen.com · 10/01/2026
I think this is probably the funniest while still possible result.
An NFL playoff prediction indicating that the Chicago Bears will defeat the Houston Texans in the Super Bowl. This is a cursed image.
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Josh Heggen @joshheggen.com · 01/01/2026
That was certainly a very full year. But I did get to see this, so that was alright.
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Josh Heggen @joshheggen.com · 24/12/2025
As is tradition
A phalanx of kringle cooling on a wire rack, placed on a cluttered kitchen counter
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Josh Heggen @joshheggen.com · 26/11/2025
Beware, Tokyo. Palmer Luckey’s in town, probably doing something stupid like trying to invent actual Godzilla
Some guy with a brutal haircut/facial hair combo walking across the street in Harajuku, Japan.
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Josh Heggen @joshheggen.com · 24/11/2025
Reasonable trade off for missing all the football today
A pond surrounded by trees at the Shinjuku Gyoen National Garden
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Josh Heggen @joshheggen.com · 22/11/2025
Now to start the longest flight of my life so far
The window view out over the wing of an A350-900
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Josh Heggen @joshheggen.com · 19/11/2025
Behold the glory of the ponza rotta, care of Jimmy’s Grotto (www.jimmysgrotto.com)
A ponza rotta on a paper plate. Effectively a deep fried calzone.
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Josh Heggen @joshheggen.com · 15/11/2025
Huzzah, someone caved!
A message from YouTube TV indicating the Disney channels are back on the service.
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Josh Heggen @joshheggen.com · 08/11/2025
Decided to make a day of it
A roasting pan full of chili
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Josh Heggen @joshheggen.com · 08/11/2025
It's giving
Caesar from HBO's Rome with his face painted bright red while riding in a triumph.
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Josh Heggen @joshheggen.com · 26/10/2025
TIL the trees outside the Arrivals section at AUS fill with grackles around sundown
A tree filled with black-tailed gracklesAnother tree filled with black-tailed grackles
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Josh Heggen @joshheggen.com · 29/09/2025
I’m gonna start an AI-targeted ETF with the ticker symbol FOMO, because this shit is in. sane.
At the Information, Stephanie Palazzolo has an incredible article about Mira Murati's Al startup:
Not only has the one-year-old Thinking Machines not yet released a product, it hasn't talked publicly about what that product will be. Even some of the company's investors don't have a very good idea of what it is working on. While raising capital for Thinking Machines earlier this year and late last year, Murati shared few details about what it would be building, prospective investors said.
"It was the most absurd pitch meeting," one investor who met with Murati said. "She was like, 'So we're doing an Al company with the best Al people, but we can't answer any questions.'"
Despite that vagueness, Murati raised $2 billion in funding -the largest seed round ever -at a $10 billion pre-investment valuation from top Silicon Valley VC firms including Andreessen Horowitz, Accel and GV. The investors also made the highly unusual decision to give her total veto power over the board of directors.
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Josh Heggen @joshheggen.com · 07/09/2025
Matched. 🤘
222.22 plus fees for charity. Go Bulls!
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Josh Heggen @joshheggen.com · 29/08/2025
Might as well watch one of the games they’re favored in! #OnWisconsin
The Wisconsin Badgers football team warming up
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Josh Heggen @joshheggen.com · 04/08/2025
DiGiorno’s out here trying to “part of a complete breakfast” their frozen pizza
Picture of a DiGiorno pizza box’s instructions showing a slice of pizza alongside an overflowing bowl of salad.
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Josh Heggen @joshheggen.com · 06/07/2025
Knocked out this year’s edition of “a shitload of pasta primavera” today. Cooking always satisfies the unhealthy American urge to “get things done” at all times.
A picture of pasta primavera, consisting of penne pasta, broccoli, tomatoes, basil, asparagus, bell peppers, zucchini, and peas in a lemon shallot cream sauce
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Josh Heggen @joshheggen.com · 12/06/2025
I love you, Onion
Article from The Onion describing the UK banning Ninja Swords. Attention to the quote “Leaving them defenseless against the return of the Tokugawa shogunate?”
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Josh Heggen @joshheggen.com · 08/06/2025
Alec Guinness at the end of The Bridge on the River Kwai
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Josh Heggen @joshheggen.com · 31/05/2025
The TV show “Eureka” depicts a town full of super-scientists working to invent the future and benefit humanity, a secret town which has strict access limits and camouflage to prevent unwanted visitors, and yet they still feel the need to put anti-homeless bars on their benches.
A picture of a scene in Eureka where two characters walk past a bench which has anti-homeless bars attached over it every two feet.
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Josh Heggen @joshheggen.com · 25/03/2025
me in the national security group chat
A picture of Connor Stalions
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Josh Heggen @joshheggen.com · 23/01/2025
$787 million in funding at threat from the slash and burn dipshits in Wisconsin. They're going out of their way to make your life worse, now, and in threatening research funding, long into the future as well.
NIH RePORTER screenshot of Wisconsin NIH funding totals.
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Josh Heggen @joshheggen.com · 07/01/2025
*Though if you do the same to an individual we call that a mortgage
 If you make a direct loan to a company, with a high interest rate and custom-negotiated structural features, it’s because you expect a long-term relationship with the company; you can’t just sell the loan the next day.
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Josh Heggen @joshheggen.com · 30/12/2024
New year, shmew year, it’s a Monday. Good a day as any to start rebuilding the good habits.
A screenshot of three full Apple activity rings.
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Josh Heggen @joshheggen.com · 25/12/2024
The duxelle begins
A bunch of chopped up mushrooms and some thyme
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Josh Heggen @joshheggen.com · 25/12/2024
we all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you
Kurt Vonnegut smoking in a stairwell
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Josh Heggen @joshheggen.com · 18/12/2024
Got a quality trolling from @homefield.bsky.social in the inbox
Email from Homefield Apparel requesting I review an order for a Notre Dame hoodie and suggesting the purchase of Indiana gear.
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Josh Heggen @joshheggen.com · 14/12/2024
Preparing chilis for homemade chili paste and creating a chemical weapon are not dissimilar enough for comfort
Various shredded dried chili peppers in a water-filled pan
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Josh Heggen @joshheggen.com · 03/12/2024
A confused Gandalf meme that says "Muppets?"
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Josh Heggen @joshheggen.com · 30/11/2024
A portrait of Bugsy "Buzz" Berkeley
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Josh Heggen @joshheggen.com · 29/11/2024
Huh, the elusive Hawaiian baker’s dozen
A tray of King’s Hawaiian Rolls containing 13 rolls instead of the advertised 12
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Josh Heggen @joshheggen.com · 28/11/2024
Merry Turkeymas from Joel and the boys
The Mystery Science Theater cast in the theater watching The Castle of Fu Manchu
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Josh Heggen @joshheggen.com · 27/11/2024
Kermit the Frog sitting at a desk listening to someone off-screen
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Josh Heggen @joshheggen.com · 24/11/2024
Baby, we got a stew goin’!
A pot of beef stew with potatoes, carrots, and onions visible
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Josh Heggen @joshheggen.com · 17/11/2024
An image of a chicken from a comic, giving the "I see you" fingers over two panels. The first panel says "Buh...", the second says "GOK!"
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Josh Heggen @joshheggen.com · 12/11/2024
A gentle reminder in the face of nihilism
An image of a bearded wizard gesturing, his hands wide, over an image of a dragon, with the caption "It is what it is? Nay! It is this way by the hand of others, and by our hand it may be different"
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Josh Heggen @joshheggen.com · 05/11/2024
The soundtrack to civic duty today was the RZA, the GZA, Ol' Dirty Bastard, Inspectah Deck, Raekwon the Chef, U-God, Ghostface Killah and the Method Man
An I Voted sticker on a hoodieA phone screenshot of the song Method Man playing from the album Enter the Wu-Tang
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