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Josh Callahan @joshcallahan.com · 16/09/2026
@jerf.xyz yo what’s your morning stretching routine big dog
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Josh Callahan @joshcallahan.com · 07/08/2026
@jeffcannata.bsky.social 10,000 years ago one of you guys on Weekend Confirmed said "Lobster Monster" in what I can only describe as a "slobbery" accent and I've been saying it every since.
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Josh Callahan @joshcallahan.com · 29/07/2026
@bradshoemaker.bsky.social ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
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Alejandro Arbona 🇵🇷 @alejandrobot.com · 21/07/2026
They couldn't make The Sopranos today, because of woke up this morning
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
🚨GLOVES OFF🚨 Tim and his ex duke it out on air. InfoWarriors, it's time to weigh in: who deserves that horse?
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sirosenbaum.bsky.social @sirosenbaum.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Amazing that this man can perfectly execute both of the Great New York Expressions - Italian AND Jewish
Mamdani going “Eyyy”Mamdani going “nu?”
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsay Graham dead after VAR review
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Josh Callahan @joshcallahan.com · 12/07/2026
What they’re doing to Mitch right now
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Josh Callahan @joshcallahan.com · 11/07/2026
@nicklutsko.bsky.social yo big nick - what time you going up tonight?
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Josh Callahan @joshcallahan.com · 10/07/2026
Spanish advantage is a solid Lin Manuel Miranda lyric
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Josh Callahan @joshcallahan.com · 10/06/2026
I know people who use metaphors and they're all cowards
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Josh Callahan @joshcallahan.com · 08/06/2026
(very Marc Cohn voice) 🎵nobody's walking in midtown🎵
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Josh Callahan @joshcallahan.com · 01/06/2026
@jasonschreier.bsky.social apart from your many scoops, have you got a go-to aggregator games news place you hit every day? Twitter still seems like the best place but uh, no thanks for obvious reasons
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Hello, it's Dan McDaid @danmcdaid.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Got a notification from a medieval copyright lawyer
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Josh Callahan @joshcallahan.com · 20/04/2026
“Cultists thrilled about what cult leader is doing”
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Jason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Resident Evil Requiem is a video game about a woman named Grace who's having a very bad time and a man named Leon who's having a very good time
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Josh Callahan @joshcallahan.com · 16/03/2026
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Josh Callahan @joshcallahan.com · 12/03/2026
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a man wearing a yellow lakers jersey with the number 0
ALT: a man wearing a yellow lakers jersey with the number 0
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Josh Callahan @joshcallahan.com · 11/03/2026
Quick question: fucking what?
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Josh Callahan @joshcallahan.com · 05/03/2026
Assassin's Creed: Teapot Dome
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.
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Josh Callahan @joshcallahan.com · 05/03/2026
it's me
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Josh Callahan @joshcallahan.com · 01/03/2026
You know it’s bad when people are out here Yeats posting
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brad is wearing the cursed amulet @bradicality.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
My all-time fav
Picture of an aircraft carrier, The Onion Magazine Cover
October 2006: 
WHY AMERICAN HUBRIS WILL NEVER CATCH UP TO US
Richard Perkins On Our Permanent And Unassailable Dominance Of Everything
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Josh Callahan @joshcallahan.com · 27/02/2026
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
the entire pitch of Cuomo was that sure he's a loathsome sex pest but he has what it takes to stand up to Trump, and then the hot leftist starts every phone call with "what's up big dog" and gets Trump to do whatever he wants.
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Citizen Slain @shanesheehy.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Extremely revealing details in this interview
SAM ALTMAN: What no one understands is that no one at the beach can stop you from scooping up as many shells as you want. An endless well of seashells for the taking.

INTERVIEWER: Mhm.

ALTMAN: Look I have a bunch in my pocket right here.

INTERVIEWER: Wow that's incredible. And they're all already crushed up too.ALTMAN: Yes well I crushed them. They didn't start crushed. I took them home and then I crushed them.

INTERVIEWER: Mhm. Mhm.

ALTMAN: You can eat them. I eat them everyday. That's why I crush them. Here have a taste.

INTERVIEWER: Wow these are great. It feels like eating teeth.

ALTMAN: Right? Human teeth. Isn't it incredible? I died in 2023.
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Josh Callahan @joshcallahan.com · 19/02/2026
Hey what the fuck are we doing?
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 19/02/2026
that carbon dioxide collects in the atmosphere to cause a greenhouse effect has been known for 125 YEARS
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
“my children might see the children I voted to put in shackles, how shall they grow up”
Stacy Bradley voted for President Trump because of his border policies, and she likes that he has restored “law and order.” But she is unsettled by one aspect of his immigration agenda.

Last month, the federal government bought a warehouse next to her cheerleading gym in Surprise, Ariz., which the administration plans to convert into a detention center for up to 1,500 immigrants.

Ms. Bradley, the co-owner of Woodlands Elite Cheer, said she worried that a detainee could escape, or that protests could break out. The children who train at her gym are as young as 3 and could see “people in shackles” next door, she said.
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Josh Callahan @joshcallahan.com · 14/02/2026
Turns out that “I love this place, I’m gonna show you how much I love this place, and let’s fix some broken shit together” is a winning platform
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Josh Callahan @joshcallahan.com · 12/02/2026
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 12/02/2026
nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon economy is about to boom nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon economy is about to boom
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Tiffany C. Li @tiffanycli.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Ashley Padilla from SNL. Mom’s confessions skit.
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Josh Callahan @joshcallahan.com · 08/02/2026
KERSHAW: And lo, on the eve of plenty, Zachariah came to the Ephesians and delivered the news. VOTTO: there’s no god. We’re just a cosmic mistake. RIZZO: AYY! OHH! COSTAS: that’s 2-1 to Ohtani www.mlb.com/news/clayton...
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Kershaw, Rizzo, Votto join NBC's MLB pregame coverage for 2026
As NBC Sports gears up for its expanded coverage of Major League Baseball in 2026, the network has added three familiar faces to its cadre of analysts. Recently retired greats Clayton Kershaw, Anthony...
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Nick Lutsko @nicklutsko.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Did the music for this MANSCAPED Super Bowl spot 🏉
youtu.be
MANSCAPED® Presents "Hair Ballad"
YouTube video by MANSCAPED®
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MinnMax @minnmax.com · 02/02/2026
♻️♻️♻️MinnMax will donate $1 for every REPOST in the next 30 minutes to protect immigrants in Minneapolis.♻️♻️♻️ 100% goes directly to the nonprofit VEAP, who provides mobile food pantry and rent assistance to those in need. Donate or share today, help us hit $300,000! bit.ly/iceoutminnea...
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Whenever you see a story about how liberals aren't making their conservative peers feel welcome enough, this is who they're talking about.
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Josh Callahan @joshcallahan.com · 01/02/2026
Incredible that the last 20 years seems have to been heavily influenced by the Forest Gump of pedophiles
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GM Connie Chang 🌈🐸 @byconniechang.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Fellow writers: I am deeply saddened to share that if we want the rewards of having written, we must submit to the mortifying ordeal of writing
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Josh Callahan @joshcallahan.com · 28/01/2026
Mike Tyson’s Punch Out (1987)
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Nick Lutsko @nicklutsko.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
RIP Greg Bovino
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
so bari definitely got the heads up that noem is being shitcanned, right?
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Josh Callahan @joshcallahan.com · 25/01/2026
Can you even imagine what the French would be doing right now
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Josh Callahan @joshcallahan.com · 25/01/2026
@chrisgeidner.bsky.social Chris - have you seen any update on the witnesses they uh, “took” to Whipple? Appreciate your work immensely
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Thomas Leeper @thosjleeper.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
It is way, way worse than the first video made it look. He was helping someone else up, got maced, and then got dragged to the ground from behind and shot multiple times.
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🔫🎃Scott Martian Invaders 🎃🛼 @youcaughtscott.com · 24/01/2026
As always I advise people to be measured in your posting. Lots of things are worth getting arrested for; a post on a website is not one of them.
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MinnMax @minnmax.com · 23/01/2026
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
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