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Josh Callahan @joshcallahan.com · 22/09/2026
Fuck this shit, man
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Josh Callahan @joshcallahan.com · 17/09/2026
All good info, thank you! But uh, let’s say I don’t know what a lot of those are. Maybe a better question would’ve been: where did you start?
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Josh Callahan @joshcallahan.com · 16/09/2026
@jerf.xyz yo what’s your morning stretching routine big dog
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Josh Callahan @joshcallahan.com · 16/09/2026
I can indeed hear this from my window and it sounded like you guys were having an awesome time
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Josh Callahan @joshcallahan.com · 15/09/2026
Parvo :(
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Josh Callahan @joshcallahan.com · 02/09/2026
My writing playlist consists solely of Butt Rock and I offer apologies to no one
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Josh Callahan @joshcallahan.com · 14/08/2026
(Macho Man voice) LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING CLEAN GENE
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Josh Callahan @joshcallahan.com · 07/08/2026
is that good? that's good, right?
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Josh Callahan @joshcallahan.com · 07/08/2026
@jeffcannata.bsky.social 10,000 years ago one of you guys on Weekend Confirmed said "Lobster Monster" in what I can only describe as a "slobbery" accent and I've been saying it every since.
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Josh Callahan @joshcallahan.com · 29/07/2026
@bradshoemaker.bsky.social ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
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Alejandro Arbona 🇵🇷 @alejandrobot.com · 21/07/2026
They couldn't make The Sopranos today, because of woke up this morning
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Josh Callahan @joshcallahan.com · 21/07/2026
You’d think most of them would be working in government by now
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
🚨GLOVES OFF🚨 Tim and his ex duke it out on air. InfoWarriors, it's time to weigh in: who deserves that horse?
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Josh Callahan @joshcallahan.com · 17/07/2026
I was at your West Hollywood show last week and the next morning I'd been blackballed from my industry (building desk drawers) please help
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Josh Callahan @joshcallahan.com · 17/07/2026
It was really a joy to hear you talk about this on Nextlander
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sirosenbaum.bsky.social @sirosenbaum.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Amazing that this man can perfectly execute both of the Great New York Expressions - Italian AND Jewish
Mamdani going “Eyyy”Mamdani going “nu?”
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsay Graham dead after VAR review
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Josh Callahan @joshcallahan.com · 12/07/2026
I got the shareware version of quake at the county fair on eight floppies!
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Josh Callahan @joshcallahan.com · 12/07/2026
What they’re doing to Mitch right now
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Josh Callahan @joshcallahan.com · 11/07/2026
Oh my god I’m 42 and it’s going to kill me tomorrow but I’ll see you tonight (from the audience)
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Josh Callahan @joshcallahan.com · 11/07/2026
@nicklutsko.bsky.social yo big nick - what time you going up tonight?
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Josh Callahan @joshcallahan.com · 10/07/2026
Spanish advantage is a solid Lin Manuel Miranda lyric
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Josh Callahan @joshcallahan.com · 04/07/2026
Spelled with an I what the fuck
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Josh Callahan @joshcallahan.com · 02/07/2026
NARRATOR: The American people would stand for it
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Josh Callahan @joshcallahan.com · 25/06/2026
(growling) Balthazaar
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Josh Callahan @joshcallahan.com · 10/06/2026
I know people who use metaphors and they're all cowards
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Josh Callahan @joshcallahan.com · 08/06/2026
(very Marc Cohn voice) 🎵nobody's walking in midtown🎵
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Josh Callahan @joshcallahan.com · 01/06/2026
@jasonschreier.bsky.social apart from your many scoops, have you got a go-to aggregator games news place you hit every day? Twitter still seems like the best place but uh, no thanks for obvious reasons
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Hello, it's Dan McDaid @danmcdaid.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Got a notification from a medieval copyright lawyer
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Josh Callahan @joshcallahan.com · 08/05/2026
Senor Writer
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Josh Callahan @joshcallahan.com · 22/04/2026
Tremendous post
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Josh Callahan @joshcallahan.com · 20/04/2026
“Cultists thrilled about what cult leader is doing”
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Josh Callahan @joshcallahan.com · 17/04/2026
@daveweigel.bsky.social do the thing
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Josh Callahan @joshcallahan.com · 04/04/2026
[inserting the second missile key and turning it on my mark] taking more than 20 seconds to order your coffee should be punishable by a $50 fine
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Josh Callahan @joshcallahan.com · 02/04/2026
Dial 555-555-55555555555555 JUST KEEP HITTING 5 UNTIL I PICK UP!
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Josh Callahan @joshcallahan.com · 29/03/2026
Damn they let you guys publish this?
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Josh Callahan @joshcallahan.com · 23/03/2026
Now I really hate him
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Josh Callahan @joshcallahan.com · 21/03/2026
bsky.app/profile/prop... Ahem
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Josh Callahan @joshcallahan.com · 19/03/2026
It's tempting!
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Josh Callahan @joshcallahan.com · 19/03/2026
I hear this - but (and I'm NOT pointing a finger, I just feel like we all see this happen a lot) herein lies the road to ruin. Throwing in with the actually-dangerous vs the very annoying.
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Jason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Resident Evil Requiem is a video game about a woman named Grace who's having a very bad time and a man named Leon who's having a very good time
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Josh Callahan @joshcallahan.com · 17/03/2026
If you're just joining us, Levon Honkers is giving Bluesky enigmatic clues about a secret treasure
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Josh Callahan @joshcallahan.com · 16/03/2026
1000%
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Josh Callahan @joshcallahan.com · 16/03/2026
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Josh Callahan @joshcallahan.com · 13/03/2026
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Josh Callahan @joshcallahan.com · 13/03/2026
I think it must be so nice to prioritize “guys who annoy me” over “guys stripping the country for parts and building concentration camps”
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Josh Callahan @joshcallahan.com · 13/03/2026
I also keep up with your conservative family and can confirm
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Josh Callahan @joshcallahan.com · 12/03/2026
media.tenor.com
a man wearing a yellow lakers jersey with the number 0
ALT: a man wearing a yellow lakers jersey with the number 0
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Josh Callahan @joshcallahan.com · 11/03/2026
Everyone here is 41 you’re fine
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Josh Callahan @joshcallahan.com · 11/03/2026
Quick question: fucking what?
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