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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 7h
filmed myself doin gthe hannibal lecter "fftftftftttftftft" earlier while testing something and accidentally opened the video just now while trying to pay for something with my phone 👍
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Replying to post by quote replying with my own post @josefranco.bsky.social · 9h
great stuff 👍🏼
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Replying to post by quote replying with my own post @josefranco.bsky.social · 12h
My favorite part of the song 🎶[Inaudible for two words] It's just a shot away. It's just a shot away 🎶
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Replying to post by quote replying with my own post @josefranco.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The most embarrassing thing I did this week was download and play Angry Birds 2. And for some reason I didn't expect how predatory and microtransaction packed that game is. Just a wretched experience.
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Joey Pause Bot 2.0 @joeypausebot.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Joey eating fast food
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 09/10/2026
just getting lazy now. "the ai is uh. going to do something bad soon"
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Woman ‘posed as substitute teacher to insult students because she hates kids’
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Woman ‘posed as substitute teacher to insult students because she hates kids’
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Replying to post by quote replying with my own post @josefranco.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Not ideal.
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Replying to post by quote replying with my own post @josefranco.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I misread it and thought it said Dennis Haysbert. Big difference.
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Replying to post by quote replying with my own post @josefranco.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Senator and football analyst are the oldest people working today.
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Replying to post by quote replying with my own post @josefranco.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
October MVP is all that counts
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Hourly Simpsons @hourlysimpsons.bagpuss.org · 03/10/2026
[ Grumbles ]
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S05E02 Cape Feare (9F22) 7 October 1993
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Replying to post by quote replying with my own post @josefranco.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lol
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
Avatar of an account that was just blocked.
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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
32 years since Bart was dead serious about going to “Itchy and Scratchy Land,” which first aired October 2, 1994.
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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
32 years of the biggest seed bell you have… no, that’s too big. “Itchy and Scratchy Land” first aired October 2, 1994.
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Replying to post by quote replying with my own post @josefranco.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not sure how much longer this account will remain fun to follow.
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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Empathy was yesterday. Today you’re wasting my motherfucking time!
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026
"I installed the Give Away Your Personally Identifying Info app made by the We Love Stealing Your Personally Identifying Info Corp headed by Mr. Steal Your Personally Identifying Info and it gave away all my personally identifying info"
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Corel Gallery Clipart @clipart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
BREAD.BMF
A loaf of sliced white bread. From across the room @evansezwut pipes up, “You know, the cliché ‘the greatest thing since sliced bread’ has a really fascinating history, but also deeply problematic because I can name at least 100 innovations that are in fact greater than sliced bread.” He starts listing them, “100. Penicillin; 99. The internal combustion engi…”—a pillow hits @evansezwut square in the face, momentarily shutting him up. Momentarily.
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libby watson @libbycwatson.com · 24/09/2026
i'm the guy at twitch who says we should ban these guys without telling them why, but keep the guys who call for genocide and the 600,000 accounts that just show family guy episodes all day. i make $800k a year and my family loves me
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Replying to post by quote replying with my own post @josefranco.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Grandpa is yawning at the concert. (I'm grandpa)
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Predator (1987) @predator1987.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You’re one ugly motherfucker.
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Predator (1987) @predator1987.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh, shit!
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 23/09/2026
look, you can't just punish trump when dems are in power. that might make republicans do something crazy, like stage a coup, illegally shred the federal bureaucracy, or even vstart abducting people off the street and extraditing them to torture sites all over the world
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Replying to post by quote replying with my own post @josefranco.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼 when someone reposts a Tucker Carlson post that is "correct" Oh No,, etc.
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the springfieldianville horror @springfieldians.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Replying to post by quote replying with my own post @josefranco.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Life changing.
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libby watson @libbycwatson.com · 20/09/2026
a waymo stopped completely perpendicular on sunset boulevard lol
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Mike @2adult2person.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Twitter user dawnedEUW quote tweeting a "picture" of a white dragon laying on the ground: i can't help but notice that i am seeing a lot more dragon sighting videos since the advent of generative AI.

Could it be that AI's adverse effects on the environment are leading to a change in their behavior, e.g. lack of water sources that causes them to move closer to cities?
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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
♪ Sugar, do-do-do-do do-do ♪ ♪ Aw, honey, honey do-do-do-do do-do ♪
Season 5 / Episode 8
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Defector @defector.com · 18/09/2026
These guys love getting involved in politics, actively putting their fingers on the scales, and then when asked any actual substantive questions about the real-world implications of the specific politics they support, shrugging and saying 'I'm just a dumb athlete.' defector.com/alex-ovechki...
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Alex Ovechkin Finally Faces Some Pushback For Supporting Vladimir Putin | Defector
Alexander Ovechkin is probably the single most famous Russian athlete. He is also a supporter of Russian President Vladimir Putin, and not a particularly quiet or passive one. This, occasionally, has…
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Jason Leopold @jasonleopold.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
HUGE EXCLUSIVE from @bloomberg.com Inside the US ‘Kill Chain’ That Destroyed an Iranian School Pentagon investigators discovered that flawed intel, outdated imagery & overreliance on AI contributed to a missile strike that killed 123 children in Minab 🎁 www.bloomberg.com/graphics/202...
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Inside the US ‘Kill Chain’ That Destroyed an Iranian School
Pentagon investigators have discovered that flawed intelligence, outdated imagery and an overreliance on AI contributed to a missile strike that killed 123 children in Minab.
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Replying to post by quote replying with my own post @josefranco.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Gave myself some unnecessary grief when i got a calendar reminder of someone's birthday who I don't have to celebrate or even remember exists.
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Replying to post by quote replying with my own post @josefranco.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Don't know why I find this so funny.
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i am the head of a large private equity and rocket launcher firm Hitler & Sons and we are ready to sink billions of dollars into bluesky when—and only when—it becomes the positive and uplifting social media experience our founder would have cherished
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 16/09/2026
i love polls that are like "BREAKING: 64% of country now aware of most painfully obvious liar and crook in national history"
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Replying to post by quote replying with my own post @josefranco.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
One of the most embarrassing things!
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Casino (1995) @casinofilm1995.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
‘Cause I’m fuckin’ stupid.
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Casino (1995) @casinofilm1995.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
You can try me, Fatso. You fuckin’ try me.
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Replying to post by quote replying with my own post @josefranco.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I don't have the time to find out if a spider in my apartment is good or harmless or friendly. That MF is getting squished.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
(concerned reporter voice, talking to candidate) What is your message to stupid jerks who will never vote for you
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“The Miami Herald will no longer have a Miami beat” is the state of local journalism in a nutshell. Really, really bad.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Are we just blowing past the illegal part which is the part that’s happening in the present
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Replying to post by quote replying with my own post @josefranco.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
😍👀
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 08/09/2026
A reporter for Hezbollah-controlled Al-Manar TV and a cameraman were wounded Sunday night when a second Israeli strike hit near them as they were covering an earlier strike in Nabatiyeh city in southern Lebanon.
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Average Day Joe Bot @averagedayjoebot.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Chad Moriyama @chadmoriyama.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Markus Lynn Betts with a go-ahead three-run shot for the lead! Second in as many games for the Dodgers.
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