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Jory 🦦

@joryrudders.bsky.social
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Otter 31yr old he/him 18+ only thanks <3 @thecocodeer.bsky.social <3

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Jory 🦦 @joryrudders.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just cast some bones into my cauldron. Tonight you are being visited by the ghosts of gooning past future and present. It's resets if u cum to present ghost.
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Jory 🦦 @joryrudders.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Frick em took a day off. Imma learn to make a soup today welding is for squares
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Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can’t eat a sandwich until you subscribe to sandwiches. Can’t eat today’s sandwich until it has applied daily sandwich updates. Sandwich now has adverts even though you paid for ad-free sandwich. Can pay again to have less sandwich adverts. Now you can eat the sandwich, but it’s smaller.
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ILLBRAD 🔞 @blasternation.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
CHANGE MY PIK UP SMACK MY BULB ORP
Edited screenshot of red Pikmin but with the Prodigy: The Fat of the Land album logo on it.
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cc @wacstack.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Groudon dreaming about getting a big swig of lava
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Jory 🦦 @joryrudders.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Gainfully and painfully employed
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Pittsburgh Scanner @pgh-scanner.com · 26/08/2026
Downtown. 649 Penn Ave - Meat and Potatoes. Caller says a woman is walking around the business showing off her own meat and potatoes.
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Jory 🦦 @joryrudders.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Megan thee stallion killed my google home 🤧
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Jory 🦦 @joryrudders.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I hope coco lets me carry her purse. Feels trendy af.
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muncie @muncie.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
ladies, please
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Jory 🦦 @joryrudders.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I'm feeling like switching career paths just to get away from these absolute bigots. Every other day someone's cracking off the latest most terrible thing I've ever heard.
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Jory 🦦 @joryrudders.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Cut a fuckin tree blocking a path today. I recommend it
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🎃 miki bishop 🎃 (looking for work!) @nifty.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
How it feels
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Picture of Brian and friends and deviled eggs 
The text
"You can just make deviled eggs. There doesn't need to be a party"
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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
It’s really starting to grind me down
The Barney/Moe’s Tavern meme

“Default AI features” Barney being kicked out
“Finding how to turn it all off in the settings” -satisfied Moe

Third panel Barney coming in behind “software update”
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Jory 🦦 @joryrudders.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Slopes and eat pink flowers?
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kali @kali-ber.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
got to see @ifycomedy.com’s wrestling debut at GenCon 🔥
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Jory 🦦 @joryrudders.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The need to see girlfriend in way too big hoodies.
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Jory 🦦 @joryrudders.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Only Mr. Least(doesn't exist) can beat Mr. Beast in a ratatouille-esque flashback and humble him.
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Jory 🦦 @joryrudders.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I'm wild for her, she's the best
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Cliff Otter @officialh2onoodle.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Otters be like: I'm gonna moist
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waga baba bobo @dreamforests.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
My hottest furry take? Well, I'm very glad you asked. I am so tired of bired of we need to need to beed to talk about balk about about how boften furries burries worries snurry. Everyone beveryones furries just dont talk about we need to normalize gormalize talking about balking about out. Furries
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Jory 🦦 @joryrudders.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
*looks out the window*
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hot pink bitch named coco @thecocodeer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Feeling whimsical today, bout to deliver water droplets to all the ladybugs in the local garden
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Jory 🦦 @joryrudders.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
What condiment are you. I think im mustard
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Nik Raccoom 🔞 @nikraccoom.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
It's that time of year again... 🥵
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Jory 🦦 @joryrudders.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
"Hey buddy what stickers do you have on your helmet?.....ahhhh coooool."
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Shadowwolf the Deer @shadowwolf.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
My 2 moods
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🎱 Kelly Pringle 🎱 @kellypringle.com · 11/06/2026
Catty corner 🪩
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 07/06/2026
osrs meme “she ghostin you but she goblin me” a runescape ghost and a goblin with a party hat and glasses on, and a bottle of rum
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Playground slides
A metal slide with the pokemon typing of Steel/Fire and a plastic enclosed slide with the typing of Electric
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Dakaar @highyeener.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Me trying to wrangle the furry homies to agree on a date for a house party.
A wall painting of the labours of Hercules. He is wearing a lion skin, and appears to be having very strong words with a very alarmed house.A wall painting of the labours of Hercules. He is strangling a lion to death, and the lion does not appear to want to be strangled to death.A wall painting of the labours of Hercules. He is wearing a lion skin, and is grabbing a bull by the horns from behind. The bull looks like it managed to finish hands free.A wall painting of the labours of Hercules. He is wearing a lion skin, and is grinding a boar face down into the ground from behind. The boar is absolutely fucking loving it.
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Jory 🦦 @joryrudders.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I'm super impressed with Project Hail Mary and excited to rewatch.
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Jory 🦦 @joryrudders.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Wanted to meet Donatello, got salmonello
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
grogu has been caught and compromised to a permanent end
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
To watch all the NFL games next year you'll need: CBS FOX NBC Peacock ESPN Amazon Prime Netflix Hulu Paramount Plus AppleTV Minus Disney ExactlyTheSame The Rice-a-Roni app LG Model 3120G Washer/Dryer with CleanSwish™ Tumble-Pro Technology 2000mg of LSD that allows you to access The Phantasma Realm
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Jory 🦦 @joryrudders.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Yippee fridayyyy
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🔞 Nick Shutter 🦇 @nickshutter.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Steam screenshot.
AI Generated Content Disclosure
The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this:
I put my dick in a Slap Chop and started goin ham on that thang aaaaaaaaahh
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Jory 🦦 @joryrudders.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Load all your fish into the fishwasher and don't forget to fill the seasoning dispenser.
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autumb @funybuny.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
black railing with gold writing on it reading "some bunny loves you" and a drawing of a rabbit face, in front of a stream running through a forest in early spring
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Only Jerry @onlyjerryblep.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Eddie the Buizel is here! Properly!
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Carmen Klomparens @carmparens.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
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onion person @junlper.beer · 01/04/2026
kristi noem seeing her husbands massive tits
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a video game screen shows a bee with a kill number of 11.34
ALT: a video game screen shows a bee with a kill number of 11.34
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Jory 🦦 @joryrudders.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Something in my gut is saying, "OH NOW YOU WANNNA TALK TO ME"
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
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Jory 🦦 @joryrudders.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Can somebody reccomend me a good listen? I'm drying up on stuff to listen to as i work. I recently took interest in true crime but I also like fiction audio dramas. ok ty🙏
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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I AM HOLDING A LOVELY TRANS FLAG AND DECLARING THUS:  HOORAY FOR MY NICE TRANS FRIENDS!!
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Jory 🦦 @joryrudders.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Severe thunderstorm. Watch.
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Titanium Daydream @titaniumdaydream.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
episode 14 - brothers are born (oct 24)
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