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kali @kali-ber.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

moshing alone in my living room scream singing along to indie folk. just fuckin donkeykicking my tv

kali @kali-ber.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I need to be physically restrained from sowing more seeds in the ground but I feel like I could get another round of beets and radishes before winter…

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constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

i am a dry clean only garment that has consistently been machine washed

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kali @kali-ber.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

it rocks that the guidance on stopping your cabbage heads from splitting after a heavy rain is basically to smack them around a little bit (it breaks off some of the roots so they can’t take up too much water)

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kali @kali-ber.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

have to go to NYC for work again in January, a week before my friend’s wedding in Bangladesh was stressing on timeline but then realized I can just fly straight to Dhaka after instead of back to MSP, which saves time and like $500 on my plane ticket since my job is paying my way to NYC 😎 hell yeah

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kali @kali-ber.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I slept hard on my left arm last night and it’s all fucked up today. the things we take for granted….

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kali @kali-ber.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

this was fun mydialect.us/quiz-extende...

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kali @kali-ber.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

every now and then, after eating breakfast, all 3 kitties will go sleep next to each other on the bed for the entire day, 8:30 am-3:30 pmish when my partner gets home it’s like they all agree to take a cat rest day. a cat sabbath

two tuxedo and one black cat siblings who were disturbed from their all day slumbering together peacefully on the bed for a photo

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kali @kali-ber.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

to my students, I will be taking office hours here today

a wooden chair in the street just off the curb sitting next to a blaze orange construction caution cone

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Minnesotan Kaiju @whisperingpines.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Minnesotan in Hell: we needed this pain

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kali @kali-ber.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

as an established top mr beast hater it is my duty to read this

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kali @kali-ber.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

making myself a doctors appointment for being too annoying

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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Autumn implies Shouldumn send skeet

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kali @kali-ber.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

it sucks when shit sucks, amirite

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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Don't you Fuhgeddaboudit

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kali @kali-ber.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

it’s tomato abundance season 🍅

a dense web of cherry tomato branches and strands, growing lots of red, orange, and green tomatoes

highly recommend the rapunzel variety of cherry tomatoes! so insanely productive and sweet and delicious. seems more resilient to fluctuating heat and soil moisture than other cherry tomatoes I’ve tried.

next year I’ll definitely be doing heavier pruning and training than I did for showier strands. apparently you can get up to like 40
tomatoes on a single stand!

rubbermaid pitcherful of cherry tomatoes :)

the beginning of making marinara: simmering a ton of cherry tomatoes with like 8 cloves of garlic, an onion, olive oil, a bay leaf, and rosemary and basil from the garden. just add salt and pepper and it’s like the best marinara ever tbh

end of the marinara process, we had this with linguine and leftover chunks of braised beef from boeuf bourguignon and it was so so freaking good

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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

An account with this avatar was just blocked.

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kali @kali-ber.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

i’m a birch, i’m a clover

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SE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

inspired by the post

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kali @kali-ber.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

my ceiling fan is vibrating. is that fine and ignorable do you think

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Bella cool GRRiginal 🦝 @bellatrellia.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Shout out to everyone whose ass is fat and mind is full of raisins

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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 23/08/2026

now that it’s dark, the bike jousting has begun in minneapolis

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Whenever someone shows you a new song that means a lot to them it’s like, I can’t stand to go, In the kitchen anymore, There’s a dried black bean from dinner…. 😞 Two nights…. before… 😔 Before the sea crashed onto our… 😞 Countertop shore And then you just have to say like. Wow.

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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 21/08/2026

This is the funniest shit. Florida allows religious exemptions for vaccines. Catholic schools in Florida: we require vaccines. Florida's attorney general, who is Catholic, is threatening to pull vouchers if they don't allow for religious exemptions The Bishops: separation of church & state

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Catholic bishops remind attorney general about separation of church and state

“The government may not decide that Church teaching is insufficiently religious,” wrote the Florida Conference of Catholic Bishops.

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kali @kali-ber.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

there’s a vlogger I occasionally watch who calls their child “Goose” (unsure if nickname or government) and my normally extremely chill and untriggerable partner is hilariously so pissed at the chance that it’s their actual name “god I hope that’s a nickname. no one will take that kid seriously”

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Jarod K. Anderson @jarodkanderson.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Writing means summoning your own ghost, finding that you contain more than one, then meeting them over and over and over again.

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kali @kali-ber.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

gonna go get myself some treats at the gas station, anyone need anything?

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Felled Man @felledman.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

There's this ubiquitous image of the tech bro out there when anyone who's worked at a software company knows the true demons live in sales

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spooky tail latency @bluespacecanary.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Assuming "spreadsheet people" only refers to like, parasitic MBAs is ironclad proof you've never worked a real white collar job and know ~nothing about what working scientists actually do tbh

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kali @kali-ber.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

pretty sick burn to show me ads for clown attire tbh

a facebook advertisement with a carousel of clown clothing items, main pictured is black and white diamond checked harlequin pants and just out of frame is a cheeky socked foot covered in blue yellow and red stars

“steady hands apparel” if your clown ass wants to get some goods

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 19/08/2026

synthesizing the two posts everyone's annoyed by this morning: maybe C-3PO is catholic school coded

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Vaquera Elisa @boxelderdust.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Man the ag lobby was really clubbing seals when they deployed the “no farms, no food” slogan campaign against a bunch of lead-poisoned suburban boomers No, the human race will not be going extinct because we stopped growing cash crops in Washington County, Utah for water conservation reasons

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

responding to a diss track with a song called Genuinely Thought We Were On Good Terms

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

STOP GROWING FUCKING LETTUCE IN THE DESERT THIS IS ACTUALLY A VERY EASY PROBLEM TO SOLVE

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kali @kali-ber.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

okay fine I’m sad enough now and I’ll finally listen to the new phoebe album get off my ass everyone

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

They dont want me down in the ravine anymore. They say im a little too comfortable down there. Theyre saying im too free, too beautiful. Theyre saying ive become a mirror and they do not like what I reflect.

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kali @kali-ber.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

my MIL considers herself a gardener because she plants some flowers in pots every spring when I was in the cities recently she came over to visit and promptly tromped though my vegetable garden and came up with a list for her son of “things to get on me” about can you sense my seething rage or

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

the theory of relativity works in ways you wouldn't expect. for example if you eat Combos at high velocity (in a car trip) they will energize you, but if you eat them at zero velocity (at home) they will drain your life essence

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kali @kali-ber.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

miss when the algorithms were less good stop showing me ads for my friend’s hair tool we were talking about. what if I want to be advertised to by Mountain Dew again

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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 15/08/2026

I know you're not allowed to say this during the current debate, but the reason the left dominates academics, art, comedy, and music is that the right has stupid, discredited ideas, they're not funny, and dull resentment does not make for good art. No grand conspiracy required.

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kali @kali-ber.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

hey has anyone noticed “considerate” and “consider it” are like the same? I cede the rest of my time

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kali @kali-ber.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

butterflies really love my marigolds ♥️

monarch on my orange mexican marigold :)

eastern tiger swallowtail on my orange mexican marigold :)

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kali @kali-ber.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

advice to the young: bartending at a corporate restaurant chain might seem bleak and bottom of the barrel, but you could be like me and meet the dearest coolest friends of your life and also your eventual spouse working there so maybe try it out Thank You Olive Garden For My Beautiful Life!!!

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kali @kali-ber.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

yeah idk I was a TA for Critical Reasoning for a couple semesters about ten years ago, I think college students are just eternally whiny idiots we did debates at the end of the semester and every time multiple people whined about anxiety and “but how do I know what’s a good argument”

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