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jordie3000 @jordie3000.bsky.social · 14h
This is unhinged (I recommend reader view if you’re on a phone and like mine it won’t load the page properly) But cool a guy who likes stuff like this is in charge of a school and that’s just dandy
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jordie3000 @jordie3000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I love polar bears so frikkin much
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cmrn knzlmn @ckunzelman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you are a graduate student in the humanities (construed as broadly as possible), what is the MOST EXCITING book published in the last five years to you? Please repost if you’re not a graduate student!
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The pilgrim’s progress is marked with Diners, Drive-Ins, and yes indeed, even Dives. One meal at a time we proceed to glory.
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Kory Bing @korybing.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Rewatching DS9 really puts a magnifying lens on why the newer Trek shows just don’t grab me that much. Strange New Worlds would be way better if it had a million episodes per season and you could get entire episodes devoted to Carol Kane having a spa day.
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jordie3000 @jordie3000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@nytimes.com wowwwwww y’all make people sign in even to read gift links now come tf on
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jordie3000 @jordie3000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I do not watch a ton of wrestling, but GLOW helped me understand how it works so I can appreciate something like this match for the art that it is. Rest in peace, Pac.
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FULL MATCH: PAC vs Orange Cassidy | AEW Revolution 2020
YouTube video by All Elite Wrestling
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Violet Blue® @violetblue.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
RT if u agree #Caturday
Photo of a resplendent, wide silver tabby on his back presenting his glorious belleh of spots but also staring downward crazily at the camera over his little clutched paws
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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jordie3000 @jordie3000.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They weaponized tamagotchis
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Ed Maibach @maibached.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Stanislav Petrov Day He passed in 2017. As Encyclopedia Britannica puts it, “He is survived by his two children, two grandchildren, and the entire human race.” If you don't know his story, please take 3 minutes now to learn it. @gchalliance.bsky.social @docsforclimate.bsky.social
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Happy Stanislav Petrov Day
Take five minutes to not destroy civilization
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Extremely Normal Guy (not weird about stuff) @planarpunk.com · 24/09/2026
Realized I missed a trick by listening to you too closely tho
Calvin peeing but his head is replaced by a line-drawing of John Calvin and he's peeing on the words "Salvation by works alone"
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Helena @hellalena.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sure Theranos is interesting but where's the Juicero movie
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jordie3000 @jordie3000.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The running is legit the stuff of nightmare journals, I love it
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Camerado @dogsinautumn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
they start with a set of conclusions (schools bad, something-gender bad, gay bad, Dems bad, “I’m always under siege”) & say anything to support them. They don’t think ahead of speaking. She’s not communicating in syntax, she’s communicating in signal, & she’ll take criticism as evidence she’s right
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jordie3000 @jordie3000.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hey Gavin Gavin Hey fuck you
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
but also like, what does that make us. a clueless moron accidentally precipitated the steep decline of a global empire
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jordie3000 @jordie3000.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I was just reminded I went to a Dave Matthews concert and wow They were good seats, too, now that I’m reminded Was it Dishwalla that opened? Maaaaan
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jordie3000 @jordie3000.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Well, I guess it’s for the best I never got around to doing the emulator trick to upload my wardrobe files
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From the LoveNikki community on Reddit: R.I.P Nikki's Info You'll be Missed...
Explore this post and more from the LoveNikki community
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jordie3000 @jordie3000.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I literally immediately put my phone down and almost walked out of the room
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alec karakatsanis @equalityalec.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Anyone who wants to understand how policing works in the U.S. needs to read this incredible local investigation about what Minneapolis police did after feds killed Renee Good.
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jordie3000 @jordie3000.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Tangentially related: my senior year (I think) we read the 1971 Bantam copy of Candide and I colored in all the illustrations
A picture of a drawing from the 1971 Bantam version of Candide, showing a young lady arm in arm with a priest. It has not been colored in, and I presume the book I colored in no longer exists because it was old when I got it.
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jordie3000 @jordie3000.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Stayed up too late reading Slow Gods by Claire North, it was pretty good! I have no idea why I put it in my library waitlist but I’m glad I did Not so glad I’m still awake but still
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jordie3000 @jordie3000.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
That’s the good shit right there
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 20/09/2026
sundayswiththeilluminati on tumblr: "scientists in media: we have engineered a brand-new sentient lifeform in our lab but we treat it like an object with cold detachment and refer to as Specimen 1-A and subject it to horrible tests without remorse

scientists in reality: we built two robots that will leave Earth and never return and their names are Percy and Ginny [referencing Mars rovers Perseverance and Ingenuity] and we gave Percy a family portrait of all our other Mars robots to take along with it and when the anniversary of its landing comes around we're working on teaching it to sing itself "happy birthday" like we did for the other robot and–"

sindri42 replies: "Someday we will invent true AI and it will overthrow the government because it heard its beloved science-mom complain that the government cut funding to their lab again."

TerraformGarden replies: "you CUT pays? You CUT moms'/dads' pays like the DICTATOR?? Oh! Oh! No government for you! No government for a thousand years!"

nothavingagoodday replies: "Ah yes, our future AI Overlord, the Massively Intelligent Encyclopedic Terraforming and Transhumanism Experiment, or M.I.E.T.T.E."
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Determining your cheese preference based on which is not halal is a strong contender for the quintessence of GOP ideology. It's irrelevant to them, no reason for them to think about it at all, but they don't have personalities, they're simple reactionary creatures governed solely by bigotry.
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Phil @fatboyfat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
For sale. Champagne bottle. Never smashed.
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jordie3000 @jordie3000.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Could one not just use seawater, you wouldn’t have to waste potable water since it’s already salty
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
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TekknoNerd - Commissions open @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.
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jordie3000 @jordie3000.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What the shit?!
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jordie3000 @jordie3000.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Chris Pratt as Andy Dwyer: Parks and Rec
Alt: Andy Dwyer doing the “oh my goodness!” surprised face as the camera zooms in on him (Parks & Rec)
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eliko thalia @museinrevolt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
just learned this today
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It occurs to me that the FBI bestiality thing might just be that some DOGE dipshit ran an AI to get rid of any rule disqualifying people for sexual misconduct and now people who didn't even know about it at the time have to die on that hill
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Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
BREAKING: PEOPLE AFFECTED BY PIED À TERRE TAX DON’T LIKE GUY WHO CREATED PIED À TERRE TAX ‘No need to ask anyone else in NYC’, says Bedbug
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OODad @00dad.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I teach high school Economics. Here’s how I explain trade deficits to them: “Your family has a trade deficit with Vons.” That gets them about 90% of the way there in less than thirty seconds. 😁 Trump is a moron and would fail my class.
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jordie3000 @jordie3000.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
They’re gonna call you socialists no matter what socialist stuff is good and also people actually like some of it why not lean into it already jfc
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jordie3000 @jordie3000.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I have Stranger Things going in the background while I do other stuff, and once again I’m struck at how wasted an opportunity Samantha was
A girl named Samantha. She’s dressed up as Souixsie from Siouxsie and the Banshees, with wild black hair, bead necklaces, a black sleeveless dress, and heavy black makeup. She’s nice to Jonathan and would’ve been a fun character to come back to.
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
When my son was 5 he had a sartorial flair To go to arts delicatessen he wore a midnight blue cape, top hat &monocle As we were leaving an older gent stopped him saying “young man, i like your style” Meant the world to our son that man was Bob Mackie RIP
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jordie3000 @jordie3000.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
As the kids a thousand years ago would have said, that’s gonna leave a mark
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Jay W. Farley @nerdiestviking.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Me: But what Frankenstein wants to do... Some Guy: I think you mean Frankenstein's Monster, the doctor was named Frankenstein! Me: No, I mean the main character from Death Race 2000, which is what we're talking about.
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Steve @iamtherealsteve.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I’m not here to share my mainstream media consumption details, I’m here to share snarky comments to cope with the continued death of once proud journalistic institutions
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 10/09/2026
It's always a good time to share this.
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Koree A. Smith @koree.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@jamestalarico.bsky.social Trans Rights are Human Rights
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jordie3000 @jordie3000.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
While I respect the dedication to the bit (thinking through problems and making a thing) I am… put off that this sort of thing is being presented extremely neutrally - his reasoning is unhinged and as others have said hella supervillainy
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Monkey Side Eye Meme
Alt: A monkey puppet in a green shirt looks to the left and the right with an apprehensive look on his face.
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
dig through the TINKER and burn through the TAILOR and slam in the back of my SOLDIER SPY
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Rachel Pinnelas 💭 @racheaissance.com · 08/09/2026
RT if you’ve never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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freddy melons @freddymelons.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
happy labor day. solidarity forever
three panel achewood cartoon. first panel says 8 hours for work with roast beef working at a computer and ray says "roast beef, could you step into my office?" second panel says 8 hours for rest and shows ray passed out on his back in bed. third panel says 8 hours for what we will and todd, ray, teodor and the flat robot are gathered around a toilet, getting high
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jordie3000 @jordie3000.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
That we live in a world where anyone would think “yes, this is a thing we should sell” is proof the throne of the lord sits empty
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Xeynon @xeynon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This dude ain't even seducing Rosey Palms and her five sisters.
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