Reposted by PhilCol @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 9hImagine being this disconnected from humanity and the collective human experience. Imagine thinking that art is only about your subjective consumption and not the connection with another soul, experience, time, or place. Imagine speaking and only hearing your own echo. Imagine being this cunt. 45714
Phil @fatboyfat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Police find vital clue in search for the High-Viz Wizard serial killer. 010
Phil @fatboyfat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Ah, I see Richard Ayoade is playing the character of ‘Richard Ayoade’ again, this time on The Lycett Arms. 030
Phil @fatboyfat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I think it’s fair to say Fleur has for many years picked up our household vibe. 020
Phil @fatboyfat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The garden furniture pleads: “Please, Mr Human, no! Don’t do this, it’s dark under here.” Me: “It’s for your own good, and it’ll only be for a while.” Garden furniture: “Liar. That’s what you said last Septem……..” 000
Reposted by PhilMark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026If you're designing a website for a restaurant, my tip would be: making it easy to find the menu is important, a 30-year breakdown of the founder's original vision and evolving philosophy less important. 1452220177
Phil @fatboyfat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026New glasses time. I’m not definitely saying I chose this type because I don’t want anyone to think I’m wearing smart glasses. But it might have been at the back of my mind. 010
Phil @fatboyfat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I would have thought in 2026 we were beyond “posh bloke with book to flog slags off an even posher bloke” as a major news story, but here we are. I guess this is England. 001
Phil @fatboyfat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026And I ask: why on earth is my government still using X? @jessphillipsmp.bsky.social 010
Reposted by PhilBrainmage.itch.io @brainmage.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Imagine how much of a toxic nightmare bastard you would have to be to blockade and shut down a lifeboat station. Not only that, a lifeboat station run by *volunteers*. Some of the bravest and most selfless people this country has, hounded and intimidated by some of its most pathetic pricks. 611726
Reposted by PhilGlennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Me and my archaeology colleagues had a party after unearthing the world's oldest known tibia, which was nice because I do like a good shin dig. 2960193
Phil @fatboyfat.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The 11th Anniversary of the Sunday Express showing that there are some things a spellchecker won’t find. 020
Phil @fatboyfat.bsky.social · 13/09/2026It was a bit better this week, although I’m still smarting that Ch4 insisted Joe Lycett use a studio set in Hoxton instead of a pub in *just about anywhere else*. 000
Phil @fatboyfat.bsky.social · 13/09/2026@tokyosexwhale.bsky.social Hey there, was that your name I heard in the Sean Bean Lounge this week? #ifyouknowyouknow 100
Phil @fatboyfat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026There’s a TV ad for Vauxhall cars where they’ve come up with the word “Astraordinary” and I wonder why no-one thought putting the word “ordinary” next to their product’s name was a bad move. 010
Reposted by PhilOlaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026How Mr Miyagi eats his Babybel 2464389
Phil @fatboyfat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026“Ooh, I’d never use a self-checkout. It’s taking away someone’s job.” Good for you. Now stop using AI slop and get a human in instead. 000
Phil @fatboyfat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The manager at work who denies using AI to give me feedback really shouldn’t send me notes that have ‘Claude’ in the filename. 010
Phil @fatboyfat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026The chap at work whose job it is to make corporate videos has been increasingly using the odd bit of AI in recent months. He’s currently tearing his hair out as he’s now being asked to produce absolutely ridiculous stuff because “You can just AI it, can’t you?” Shot and chaser. 010
Phil @fatboyfat.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Lycett Arms: if you’re going to promote your show as being based in a pub, why not *use an actual pub* instead of a studio sound stage? 010
Reposted by PhilJohn Morgan @leafymorgan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026In the ‘War on Motorists’, does anyone have any stats on how many motorists have died, compared to, say, pedestrians, cyclists and people with lung conditions? 181
Reposted by PhilGlennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I keep getting a rash every time I compare one thing with another. Think I might have analogy. 1305
Phil @fatboyfat.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Negroni is occurring. “You know alcohol? What would happen if we added some alcohol? And then more alcohol?” 130
Phil @fatboyfat.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Me: maybe just a little tiramisu to finish the evening off. Italian restaurant: yeah right, we’ve seen the size of you. 120
Phil @fatboyfat.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I had to wait before doing the laundry this afternoon as my washing machine was downloading new software. This bright new future. 000
Reposted by PhilTom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 24/08/2026My favourite part of a visit to an otter sanctuary is the bit where the otters stand respectfully in silence for their national anthems. 23993123
Phil @fatboyfat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026The 5 Simpsons lines I’ve uttered most off the top of my head: 1: Hot stuff…coming through! 2: Foilage…foilage 3: Everything's coming up Milhouse! 4: I can’t promise I’ll try, but I’ll try to try. 5: Well excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don’t work on. 000
Phil @fatboyfat.bsky.social · 17/08/2026In most cases there’s nothing wrong in starting a sentence with a conjunction. And I strongly recommend you try it. 010
Phil @fatboyfat.bsky.social · 15/08/2026There’s a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets. 050
Reposted by PhilLauren Thoman @laurenthomanwrites.com · 15/08/2026I’m so tired of genAI apologists telling me I only hate it because I don’t understand it. I hate it *because* I understand it, you absolute toenail. 713687990
Phil @fatboyfat.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Wildfires? The EU have a shared fleet of waterbombers that they allocate to various member countries depending on need. Just saying. 001
Reposted by PhilAlom Shaha @alomshaha.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Who the fuck says “undertake” about anything? Jesus. 831
Phil @fatboyfat.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Keeping calm and carrying on. #FridayNightDrinkingHats #AdvancedHydration 000
Phil @fatboyfat.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Nearly dropped this flaming torch I use to navigate the cornfields. 010
Reposted by PhilSir Basil @sirbasil.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I don't think there should be a defibrilator on Snowdon. And that's a hill I'm prepared to die on 693337693
Phil @fatboyfat.bsky.social · 08/08/2026There’s an ad for breakfast cereal that has a chap eating it from a bowl while piloting a homebuilt helicopter with the words “serving suggestion” on screen and I think that’s a bit ambitious. 010
Reposted by PhilEd Morrish @edmorrish.com · 10/08/2025if “tens of millions” of british people wanted a “full blown revolution” they would be protesting outside parliament. as it happens, dozens of british people are chucking bricks at asylum seekers, so i’ve come to a different conclusion about what it is these people want 135559
Phil @fatboyfat.bsky.social · 07/08/2026If you see this reply with a picture that illustrates what it's like living in the UK 020
Phil @fatboyfat.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Oh God, he’s going to want the crater named after himself, isn’t he? 000
Phil @fatboyfat.bsky.social · 05/08/2026All those times you’ve looked at my avi and thought: “Cripes, I’d love something like that.” Well, here’s your chance. 083
Phil @fatboyfat.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Quietly, with minimal fuss, a new Shearwater album has appeared. My word. Its beautiful.uncut.co.ukFrom Antarctica to The New World, Shearwater’s Jonathan Meiburg searches for what’s real - UNCUTJonathan Meiburg’s latest album draws on Antarctic expeditions, field recordings and a globe-spanning cast of musicians 010
Phil @fatboyfat.bsky.social · 01/08/2026He’d be called Cob here in Brum, and Batch up the road in Coventry. 010
Phil @fatboyfat.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Floyd and Delicate Sound of Thunder is on Sky Arts. Rachel Fury. Oh my. 010
Reposted by PhilAlistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 27/07/2026🎵Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie Rub your hands all over my body 🎶 Not me, those are the words of Queen of popular music Madonna. 56913
Phil @fatboyfat.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Without saying The Colour of Spring, name a perfect 80s album that opens with Happiness is Easy, closes with Time is Time, and was released by the London-based band Talk Talk. 000
