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Koree A. Smith

@koree.bsky.social
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I am a person who does things. Musician Agile Software Development I actually mostly post from here. Follow me! bsky.app/profile/koree.mastodon.ame…

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Koree A. Smith @koree.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@jamestalarico.bsky.social Trans Rights are Human Rights
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J. Frank "Ham" Sandwich (b. 1886, Kraków) @sandwichfrank.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Safety Dance is a song I can sing very loud, but only when I'm in distress. If you hear this happening, you should probably join in immediately
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Koree A. Smith @koree.agorasocial.online · 28/07/2026
Work has put these deodorizer things in the urinals. So now instead smelling like piss, the bathrooms smell like piss and a vape.
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Koree A. Smith @koree.agorasocial.online · 28/07/2026
The Agora Android app is officially ready! You can get it here: play.google.com/store/apps/details?…
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Amber @risettemd.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
SpaceX and Tesla are basically copying Enron at this point. Economists realize that, right?
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Koree A. Smith @koree.agorasocial.online · 24/07/2026
HERO
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Koree A. Smith @koree.agorasocial.online · 24/07/2026
Witnessed a couple of Bahamian Brown Anoles fighting on campus today.
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Koree A. Smith @koree.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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Koree A. Smith @koree.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Hey, if you see a follow from @koree.agorasocial.online , that’s me!
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Koree A. Smith @koree.agorasocial.online · 21/07/2026
BlueSky connectivity is working! Might be some additional bugs to work out, but it is generally working! #bluesky #decentralized #fediverse #agora #socialmedia
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
It's funny that millions upon millions of people will be watching the halftime show, and there will be like a dozen divorced dudes with suspicious hard drives watching the parallel maga version where Kid Rock sings a duet with a hologram Epstein about how he thinks statutory rape is a fake idea
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
no honor, no dignity. a lifetime of trying to atone for the wrong they’re doing will not be enough. The appropriate posture for them all this morning is on their knees in the Minnesota cold begging the God of the universe, Who is against them, for forgiveness
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Trump regime ICE forces going door to door raiding innocent people’s homes in the United States. #3E #goodvsevil #JusticeForGood
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Koree A. Smith @koree.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Research computing is about to get weird. Nvidia bought Slurm.
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Koree A. Smith @koree.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
MAGA is just a bunch of little crybabies.
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Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 02/12/2025
Damn, messing up on day one. Pentagon spox confirmed that all strikes in Caribbean are "directed by the President". Congrats.
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Koree A. Smith @koree.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
I’m gonna start dressing significantly worse when I fly just because of Sean Duffy. I’m thinking like speedos and halter tops.
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Carol F @cfpdx.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Houston cops say a church safety director pretended to be an ICE agent, showed a fake “ICE” ID, demanded a woman’s visa, and extorted $500, threatening deportation. abc13.com/post/church-...
abc13.com
Church employee posed as ICE agent to extort victim for money, HPD says
A church safety director is under arrest after being accused of posing as an ICE agent to extort a woman for money.
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Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
This needs to get a LOT of traction.
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Tom BPM @Metaphor Chicago/GATEway Fate @bearpigman.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Bill Clinton's dick is the lament configuration that has cursed american politics for the entirety of my lifetime
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Koree A. Smith @koree.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Moonwalk on home, boy. #meme #memes
Picture of Michael Jackson with Phil Anselmo’s face photoshopped onto it.
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Koree A. Smith @koree.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
The times we live in are objectively terrible, but also we get headlines like this.
Headline from the telegraph declaring that DNA has proved that hitlwr only had one ball.
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AirportStatusBot @airportstatusbot.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Inbound aircraft to George Bush Intercontinental Houston #Airport (#IAH) are currently being delayed at their origin #airport. Delays are currently averaging 48 minutes and are up to 1 hour and 53 minutes. #AirportStatusBot
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Koree A. Smith @koree.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Kinda done paying taxes. I really don’t want to just send Trump my money. #uspol
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
You never hear about anyone being feckful, only when they're out of fecks. Imagine being gruntled by seeing people lack feckfulness.
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Koree A. Smith @koree.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Years ago I said, putting all of your infrastructure in one basket is a bad idea. lol. #aws
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Koree A. Smith @koree.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
If cats think they’re humans, then is the reason they are so mad all of the time because they’re like, “hey, motherfucker. I’d like some pants, too!”
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Koree A. Smith @koree.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
This is is the dumbest fuckin timeline.
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Koree A. Smith @koree.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Jimmy Swaggart was still alive?!
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Koree A. Smith @koree.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
#caturday
Photo of a gray and white tabby cat on a blue couch.
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Koree A. Smith @koree.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
In today’s episode of “Adventures in #Houston Commuting”, I was driving 70mph in a 60mph zone, and a jeep was hardcore tailgating me. When they passed, I looked over. A middle-aged white woman. She was holding a large iced latte in one hand and the other, she was smelling her fingers.
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Koree A. Smith @koree.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
MTG may be saying things in opposition to this war, but she is still a nazi dipshit, and we do not have to “hand it to her”. #uspol
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Koree A. Smith @koree.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Has anyone else ever noticed that the born on the Houston METRO trains sounds like the beginning of Groove is in the Heart?
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Koree A. Smith @koree.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Those aren’t microplastics, those are my Emotional Support Polymers. #jokes #humor
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Rosie (she/her) @airfriedrosie.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
If you're cis and you see someone taking photos of trans people in bathrooms/changing rooms you need to harass the shit out of that person. It's our moral duty.
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Koree A. Smith @koree.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Back to the Linux mines!
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Koree A. Smith @koree.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
When I was 11 years old, I dressed up as Mozart for Halloween.
Picture of three kids and an older woman on a porch.  The kids are trick or treating.  Koree is in a Mozart costume.
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Koree A. Smith @koree.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrON... #uspol
youtube.com
Party At Ground Zero
YouTube video by Fishbone
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Koree A. Smith @koree.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Good morning! Man, I had this terrible dream that Donald Trump was president and that the Cubs were in first place. #uspol #baseball
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Koree A. Smith @koree.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Did a therapeutic phlebotomy today. I have hereditary Hemochromatosis. Which means I hold onto all of the iron I can, which will kill me if I don't do bloodletting. This disease affects MANY people of Western European ancestry, and is rarely diagnosed. If you have any questions, let me know!
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Koree A. Smith @koree.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Is drinking a Coke with two poppy seed bagels a breakfast speedball?
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Koree A. Smith @koree.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
#productivity
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Koree A. Smith @koree.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
@t3dward.bsky.social I won’t let you forget Houston. That’s all oak pollen.
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Koree A. Smith @koree.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I did not expect the fall of the US to be so breathtakingly stupid. #uspol
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Koree A. Smith @koree.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Is the plural of mongoose mongooses or mongeese?
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The Independent @the-independent.com · 17/03/2025
New Nasa data hints we could be living inside a black hole
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New Nasa data hints we could be living inside a black hole
Black hole cosmology suggests our entire universe formed inside a black hole from another universe
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 19/03/2025
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Koree A. Smith @koree.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Just heard Easy Lover performed by the exquisite Philip Bailey and Phil Collins on the radio. It’s gonna be a good day. #music
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Koree A. Smith @koree.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
@t3dward.bsky.social Angel and I are currently enduring the Houston Oak Blizzard and I just realized that you don’t have to do that anymore. I’m jealous.
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