Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The Swansea Museum sure knows how to end a story I’ll tell you what 010
Reposted by Unsanctioned BuffooneryArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s 353227531
Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026RIP The Sexecutioner, no doubt partying with bandmate Oderus Urungus in Satan’s asscrack. 000
Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Invasion of Wales continues apace as we train it to Swansea 010
Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Go take a peek at Graham Maby’s discography, and maby you’ll learn something. bsky.app/profile/brai... 011
Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026We’re 1 for 2 on the UK pub circuit, it’s the War of 1812 all over again 000
Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Sadly while in London we couldn’t make it to the Vagina Museum, so I’ll have to say hi to your mom another time. 120
Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026We were trying to get to Wales but somehow ended up in a place called Cymru. Contact the embassy. 150
Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Traveled all the way from Salt Lake City to London to catch some of that classic British theatre I’ve been hearing about 010
Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Weird, Ive been walking around here for a half hour and haven’t seen a single perineum, seems str—oh, oh *TATE* Museum. 010
Reposted by Unsanctioned BuffooneryStephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026mmygod 1207396611
Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Like the city it serves, JFK is the loudest fucking airport at 11 pm. I’m certain I hear a goddam leafblower. 010
Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I replaced a toilet seat three weeks ago and I've just received my *sixth* email from Home Depot asking me to review it. Motherfucker, it is a goddam toilet seat and I have a normal-sized ass. If your shitter ring didn't work you would have heard from me by the end of that day. Thirsty assholes. 071
Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The Silence of the Lambs was when they took the Fifth bsky.app/profile/atru... 021
Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Seeing Mitch in his current state has really stirred up some feelings. Like for one, I just really, really hope he is in agonizing torment. 030
Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I, for one, would be happy to see him be the 48th president. Hopefully today. bsky.app/profile/poli... 010
Reposted by Unsanctioned BuffoonerySKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Imagine scolding people laughing at the 'it's good to die from gun violence because it gives us unfettered access to guns' guy getting got by a gun under a sign that says prove me wrong like I'm sorry grow up 5468441488
Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 10/09/2026So, did we ever find out why King Dipshit’s hair was black last weekend or nah 000
Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 10/09/2026My thing with the trans debate is that I don't even have to engage with it. Oh, you've decided to try to convince me of your position by arguing about how someone identifies, which I could give shit about, in relation to sports, something I actively hate? Good job, idiot. 010
Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The theaters will exhibit the Platonic ideal of sedevacantism bsky.app/profile/ok-b... 000
Reposted by Unsanctioned BuffoonerySpencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Not when he’s got his prescription pad out 1053385454
Reposted by Unsanctioned BuffooneryKylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Well yeah she's an adult 5104601570
Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 28/08/2026BATTLESHIP POTEMKIN (1925, dir. Sergei Eisenstein) bsky.app/profile/carl... 000
Reposted by Unsanctioned BuffooneryPaul Duane 🥔 @paulduane.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Weirdly this story about trying to quit society & discovering the Panopticon won't let you quit feels more current every year that passes. 411639
Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 25/08/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cvae...youtube.comDolly Parton Presents Her Top Ten Pet Peeves | LettermanYouTube video by Letterman 032
Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 24/08/2026It’s a sitcom bsky.app/profile/sitc...static.klipy.comFreaks and Geeks: Screw You, I'm HilariousAlt: Neal from Freaks and Geeks saying “Screw you, I'm hilarious” 020
Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Thou Art of the Deal bsky.app/profile/davi... 000
Reposted by Unsanctioned BuffooneryDylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 22/08/2026imagine getting trapped in the ballsack like when U2 got trapped in the lemon 2387
Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 21/08/2026He was on an episode of GROWING PAINS as a cab driver with the ID “J. Grumby”, meaning that “Boner” Stabone and Gilligan are in the same cinematic universe. bsky.app/profile/sitc... 0131
Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Played Col Blake in the movie M*A*S*H, and died one day after his TV counterpart McLean Stevenson. bsky.app/profile/sitc... 0122
Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 17/08/2026More like the Aren’tles bsky.app/profile/andr... 010
Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Pictures are working again! Post something stupid from your phone. bsky.app/profile/melf... 020
Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 15/08/2026They’re calling it the most predictable purchase of the year. 000
Reposted by Unsanctioned Buffoonerydave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect 89160153692
Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 11/08/2026It wasn’t until years later that I, a wee innocent at the time, understood what her two-fried-eggs-on-the-front-of-her-T-shirt-look-on-Match-Game was all about. bsky.app/profile/sitc... 081
Reposted by Unsanctioned BuffooneryOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 10/08/2026is their farm built on an ancient burial ground’s toilet 1151295
Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Sun Votes For Irish Reunification bsky.app/profile/thep... 030
Reposted by Unsanctioned BuffoonerySaganism @sagan.bsky.social · 04/08/2026“Reason obeys itself; and ignorance submits to whatever is dictated to it.” — Thomas Paine 011846
Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 03/08/2026My only irl Star Trek sighting. He was in our podunk town doing his James Thurber one-man play. I got his autograph as we walked out of ARTHUR while he was walking in. Cool story, Bemo. bsky.app/profile/sitc... 0102
Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Man that ZARDOZ sure is technically a movie. 010
Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Scissor Sisters Ta-Dah Night Work bsky.app/profile/miam... 000
Reposted by Unsanctioned BuffooneryLauren Flans @laurenflans.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Rod Stewart: 🎶 Oh, Maggie, I wish I'd never seen your face 😫 🎶 Maggie May: my face that looks old in the fucken sun? 3267
Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Gods no. We were a Britannica family. bsky.app/profile/libr... 010
Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Every day I flip myself in the mirror, just in case it is actually a window into a parallel universe where Bemo 2 is having a much better life, so fuck that guy. And if it's just a regular mirror, hey that's the dipshit that's ruining my life, fuck that guy. 010
Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 22/07/2026She’s filing her nails while they’re dragging the lake bsky.app/profile/scrt... 010
Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Is there any way LIFE OF BRIAN wasn’t an R? If not, I dunno, probably RAN. bsky.app/profile/patr... 000
Reposted by Unsanctioned BuffooneryPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 16/07/2026every time trump is president you gotta wash your groceries 4375851723
Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Since there is Daylight Savings Time discourse on the timeline, let me once again suggest that we shift the clocks by half an hour and then never touch them again. Take that, King Solomon, you fucking hack. 220
Unsanctioned Buffoonery @bemopolis.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Hey, you kids like rotation sequence algebra? 000
