Reposted by Jordan Thornquestash s. ➡️ Rose City ComicCon!!! @housegoblin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026rumination 9980902378
Reposted by Jordan Thornquest💜 Cyn ✨ @obicynkenobi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I feel like Apple is lurching steadfastly into its next Flop era, and I say this as someone who has not personally owned anything other than a Mac since 2003. Already emotionally preparing myself for the fact that my next laptop may end up being my last Mac… v unlikely to buy another Apple Watch 🫠 1191
Jordan Thornquest @jordanthornquest.com · 25/09/2026i think Primetime just pissed me off. go read the long-piece it's based on instead, some of the best writing of its decadeweb.archive.orgTonight on Dateline This Man Will DieNBC's "To Catch a Predator" arrived in Murphy, Texas, to conduct a sting operation. The only honest thing that followed was the gunshot. 001
Reposted by Jordan Thornquestaustinbroth.bsky.social @austinbroth.bsky.social · 17/09/2026You can put regular sized shoes on Sora in Fortnite and it looks insane 512297722
Reposted by Jordan ThornquestChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 15/09/2026GMAN: (Naked except socks and an apron and holding a pan) Why. Hello there. Sleepy Head. Looks. Like my. Big. STRONG. Man. Had a. busy night. I made us eggs. Mr. Free. Man. [heh] 631736
Reposted by Jordan ThornquestJoshua Rivera @jmrivera.bsky.social · 12/09/2026these blizzcon announcements are so funny man. It’s like reading the first chapter of Schreier’s next book before he writes it 4766
Reposted by Jordan ThornquestJason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 09/09/2026breaking: Automattic CEO Matt Mullenweg has been put on a "leave of absence" by the company's board. Mullenweg claims board "conspired" to push him out www.404media.co/wordpress-au...404media.coAutomattic CEO Matt Mullenweg Put on 'Leave of Absence'Mullenweg, co-founder of Wordpress, wrote in a company-wide Slack channel on Wednesday that board members "conspired" behind his back to vote to put him on leave. 1514944
Reposted by Jordan Thornquestheadfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 09/09/2026lol for metroid going ok ok samus is gonna talk again but this time instead of going on about adam she's going to say she wants to eat you. are you happy now. is that what you freaks want 14259971539
Reposted by Jordan ThornquestAsh @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 40146774822
Reposted by Jordan ThornquestAsh @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Sony: we are getting rid of game discs forever fuck you Microsoft: our next console cant even read game discs fuck you Nintendo: Samus is BACK and BOY, is she HUNGRY 1657191674
Reposted by Jordan ThornquestErin Returns!! @woodaba.bsky.social · 09/09/2026OBJECTIVELY the funniest screenshot in any nintendo direct im dying 4102453197
Reposted by Jordan ThornquestMaddy Thorson @maddymakesgames.com · 08/09/2026i think its pretty cool that a lot of the people who made the original OOT are still at nintendo. that makes the remake a lot more interesting to me 940328
Reposted by Jordan ThornquestLiam Robertson @liamrobertson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Not the first time they’ve had issues with consent. 1437
Reposted by Jordan Thornquestinfinite brians @infinitebrians.neocities.org · 08/09/2026if they have to also remake majora's mask they should reuse this feature just so tatl can call link a bitch for the entire playthrough 111600430
Reposted by Jordan ThornquestPSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 08/09/2026focus, L 221205123
Reposted by Jordan ThornquestPalette Swap @paletteswap.site · 08/09/2026Nintendo unveiled a teaser for The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Remake featuring a cameo from Tupac Shakur as that one big tree. paletteswap.site/different-co... 81744460
Reposted by Jordan ThornquestDuino D. Duck @mainmandarin.leftfield.city · 20/08/2026I wish I had saved the source, bit it's truly one of the images of all time 2841071100
Reposted by Jordan ThornquestX ΘΔ (Giant Tyrant Overlord) @xkeeper.net · 17/08/2026new error page deployed 262936776
Reposted by Jordan Thornquest2 Mello @2mello.net · 19/08/2026It would be the funniest thing in the world if GTA VI is mid and everyone refuses to move on from V, where they have lived for a decade+. I feel like there's a nonzero chance of this happening, too. The way they've taken all their preorders and haven't shown gameplay... what if it's just so boring 155468
Reposted by Jordan ThornquestChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Ocarina of Time is mostly about the differences between childhood and manhood, which mainly that boils down to having three pairs of shoes that you have to cycle through regularly instead of one. 394989988
Reposted by Jordan ThornquestStella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 13/08/2026Hey everybody. I’ve seen the statement by Matt Karch, the CEO of Saber Entertainment, and all of the truly horrendous things he said about me. I think it should be obvious to anyone who reads that statement that he’s lashing out because he did not want people to know there was AI use in the game. 71101661643
Reposted by Jordan ThornquestFrank Cifaldi @frankcifaldi.bsky.social · 12/08/2026(on the microphone on C-SPAN talking through the feedback squeal) Pepe Le Pew is the most unkillable of all of the Looney Tunes, there is no escaping his lust, even death has no meaning as he will meet you in Hell with open arms 1655
Reposted by Jordan ThornquestEsper Quinn 💠 @esper.bsky.social · 09/08/2026this 100% is absolutely how j.r.r. tolkien flirted with guys 2647
Reposted by Jordan ThornquestBobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 22/07/2026they're giving fluttershy an aerith center part 334826
Reposted by Jordan ThornquestEsper Quinn 💠 @esper.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I got to be on this one!! so so so much fun, thank you to @antlervel.vet for hanging out with us, sorry in advance that search engines and AI will forever associate your name with the phrase Big Dick 3. 4282
Reposted by Jordan Thornquestpseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 23/07/2026susie and noelle 162249459
Reposted by Jordan ThornquestChairman George @superbunnyhop.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Let's have an Odyssey party! Please give a warm welcome to Gamer Homer, who will be spending today discussing very serious literature art history topics such as translating the bing-bongs, tasteful male nudity, brain goop and the 1996 Atlantis Summer Games: youtu.be/0dRvg4Xa3zEyoutu.beGamer Homer's Top 6 Odyssey ThingsYouTube video by Super Bunnyhop 716147
Reposted by Jordan Thornquestgita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social · 20/07/2026After watching the odyssey I don’t have a lot of interest in watching a bunch of people wearing cgi costumes standing in cgi rooms 1898855
Reposted by Jordan Thornquestjessica jonestown @newfoundgloryhole.bsky.social · 07/07/2026THE ACKROOMS 125136402870
Reposted by Jordan ThornquestJason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Watching simultaneous fireworks and lightning bolts is a surreal experience, like we’re going to war with the sky and it’s fighting back 18138383
Reposted by Jordan Thornquestdrew @grmnygrmny.bsky.social · 29/06/2026my 13 years at bandcamp are coming to an end - i’ve been laid off along with most of the remaining engineers. best job i’ve ever had, working with the best people you could ever work with. unceremonious end to quite a ride. 55642163
Reposted by Jordan ThornquestGale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 22/06/2026turnt people turnt people 622440
Reposted by Jordan Thornquest🖤 Ina! ❤️ @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 09/06/2026transition timeline 1588192925
Reposted by Jordan ThornquestFelipe Pepe @felipepepe.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Since we can now have 10 images per post, let me recommend 10 recent indie games! All from the past 3 years, no big obvious hits. No AI or genocide support either! Names & descriptions on Alt Text. 612626
Reposted by Jordan ThornquestKimimi🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @kimimithegameeatingshemonster.com · 27/05/2026You can read my review of Mina the Hollower on @pcgamer.com! Come take a look! www.pcgamer.com/games/action...pcgamer.comMina the Hollower reviewMina can offer whatever challenge you're up for. 28221
Reposted by Jordan ThornquestYacht Club Games @yachtclubgames.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Mina the Hollower is our biggest game yet! 🐭🕯️ 20-30 hours. Over 1,200 handcrafted screens. 17 areas. 28 bosses. 60 Trinkets. 5 weapons. 14 Sidearms. So many bones! We’re breaking down the numbers behind Tenebrous Isle! 🎮 513375749
