Jordan Thornquest @jordanthornquest.com · 25/09/2026legit heartbroken to see iOS 26 have a single switch to turn off Apple Intelligence, then seeing iOS 27 both remove it and do everything it can to obfuscate the ability to turn off those features. same cowardly forcing of these features that they used to pretend they were too cool to do 030
Reposted by Jordan Thornquest💜 Cyn ✨ @obicynkenobi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I feel like Apple is lurching steadfastly into its next Flop era, and I say this as someone who has not personally owned anything other than a Mac since 2003. Already emotionally preparing myself for the fact that my next laptop may end up being my last Mac… v unlikely to buy another Apple Watch 🫠 1191
Jordan Thornquest @jordanthornquest.com · 25/09/2026i think Primetime just pissed me off. go read the long-piece it's based on instead, some of the best writing of its decadeweb.archive.orgTonight on Dateline This Man Will DieNBC's "To Catch a Predator" arrived in Murphy, Texas, to conduct a sting operation. The only honest thing that followed was the gunshot. 001
Reposted by Jordan Thornquestaustinbroth.bsky.social @austinbroth.bsky.social · 17/09/2026You can put regular sized shoes on Sora in Fortnite and it looks insane 502296723
Jordan Thornquest @jordanthornquest.com · 16/09/2026yup, a film i found surprisingly sweet in its emotional bits, but was stunned to see the difference in animation quality between the movie's original visuals and its flashbacks to scenes made decades earlier even stranger with how Bugs exclusively seemed to be animated in actual 2D?? 000
Jordan Thornquest @jordanthornquest.com · 16/09/2026played ffvii for the first time last year, was incredibly emotional over how it utilized this exact move for its ending 040
Reposted by Jordan ThornquestChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 15/09/2026GMAN: (Naked except socks and an apron and holding a pan) Why. Hello there. Sleepy Head. Looks. Like my. Big. STRONG. Man. Had a. busy night. I made us eggs. Mr. Free. Man. [heh] 631736
Reposted by Jordan ThornquestJoshua Rivera @jmrivera.bsky.social · 12/09/2026these blizzcon announcements are so funny man. It’s like reading the first chapter of Schreier’s next book before he writes it 4766
Reposted by Jordan ThornquestJason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 09/09/2026breaking: Automattic CEO Matt Mullenweg has been put on a "leave of absence" by the company's board. Mullenweg claims board "conspired" to push him out www.404media.co/wordpress-au...404media.coAutomattic CEO Matt Mullenweg Put on 'Leave of Absence'Mullenweg, co-founder of Wordpress, wrote in a company-wide Slack channel on Wednesday that board members "conspired" behind his back to vote to put him on leave. 1514944
Reposted by Jordan Thornquestheadfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 09/09/2026lol for metroid going ok ok samus is gonna talk again but this time instead of going on about adam she's going to say she wants to eat you. are you happy now. is that what you freaks want 14259981541
Reposted by Jordan ThornquestAsh @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 40146794830
Reposted by Jordan ThornquestAsh @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Sony: we are getting rid of game discs forever fuck you Microsoft: our next console cant even read game discs fuck you Nintendo: Samus is BACK and BOY, is she HUNGRY 1657211677
Reposted by Jordan ThornquestErin Returns From The Grave 🦇🖤🦇 @woodaba.bsky.social · 09/09/2026OBJECTIVELY the funniest screenshot in any nintendo direct im dying 4102423197
Reposted by Jordan ThornquestMaddy Thorson @maddymakesgames.com · 08/09/2026i think its pretty cool that a lot of the people who made the original OOT are still at nintendo. that makes the remake a lot more interesting to me 940328
Reposted by Jordan ThornquestLiam Robertson @liamrobertson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Not the first time they’ve had issues with consent. 1437
Reposted by Jordan Thornquestchess!! Hhalloween october @videochess.world · 08/09/2026what will you choose ? 3652169
Reposted by Jordan Thornquestinfinite brians @infinitebrians.neocities.org · 08/09/2026if they have to also remake majora's mask they should reuse this feature just so tatl can call link a bitch for the entire playthrough 111600430
Reposted by Jordan ThornquestPSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 08/09/2026focus, L 221205124
Reposted by Jordan ThornquestPalette Swap @paletteswap.site · 08/09/2026Nintendo unveiled a teaser for The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Remake featuring a cameo from Tupac Shakur as that one big tree. paletteswap.site/different-co... 81745460
Jordan Thornquest @jordanthornquest.com · 26/08/2026literally just watched a reel about how the Jazzmaster is the most boob-friendly electric guitar 000
Reposted by Jordan ThornquestPoultrygeist @mainmandarin.leftfield.city · 20/08/2026I wish I had saved the source, bit it's truly one of the images of all time 2841091102
Jordan Thornquest @jordanthornquest.com · 21/08/2026if i've seen none of these, which should i pick 100
Reposted by Jordan ThornquestX ΘΔ (Giant Tyrant Overlord) @xkeeper.net · 17/08/2026new error page deployed 262935777
Reposted by Jordan Thornquest2 Mello @2mello.net · 19/08/2026It would be the funniest thing in the world if GTA VI is mid and everyone refuses to move on from V, where they have lived for a decade+. I feel like there's a nonzero chance of this happening, too. The way they've taken all their preorders and haven't shown gameplay... what if it's just so boring 155468
Reposted by Jordan ThornquestChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Ocarina of Time is mostly about the differences between childhood and manhood, which mainly that boils down to having three pairs of shoes that you have to cycle through regularly instead of one. 394988989
Reposted by Jordan ThornquestStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 13/08/2026Hey everybody. I’ve seen the statement by Matt Karch, the CEO of Saber Entertainment, and all of the truly horrendous things he said about me. I think it should be obvious to anyone who reads that statement that he’s lashing out because he did not want people to know there was AI use in the game. 70101611642
Reposted by Jordan ThornquestFrank Cifaldi @frankcifaldi.bsky.social · 12/08/2026(on the microphone on C-SPAN talking through the feedback squeal) Pepe Le Pew is the most unkillable of all of the Looney Tunes, there is no escaping his lust, even death has no meaning as he will meet you in Hell with open arms 1655
Reposted by Jordan ThornquestEsper Quinn 💠 @esper.bsky.social · 09/08/2026this 100% is absolutely how j.r.r. tolkien flirted with guys 2647
Reposted by Jordan ThornquestBobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 22/07/2026they're giving fluttershy an aerith center part 334826
Reposted by Jordan ThornquestEsper Quinn 💠 @esper.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I got to be on this one!! so so so much fun, thank you to @antlervel.vet for hanging out with us, sorry in advance that search engines and AI will forever associate your name with the phrase Big Dick 3. 4272
Reposted by Jordan Thornquestpseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 23/07/2026susie and noelle 162249459
Reposted by Jordan ThornquestChairman George @superbunnyhop.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Let's have an Odyssey party! Please give a warm welcome to Gamer Homer, who will be spending today discussing very serious literature art history topics such as translating the bing-bongs, tasteful male nudity, brain goop and the 1996 Atlantis Summer Games: youtu.be/0dRvg4Xa3zEyoutu.beGamer Homer's Top 6 Odyssey ThingsYouTube video by Super Bunnyhop 716247
Reposted by Jordan Thornquestgita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social · 20/07/2026After watching the odyssey I don’t have a lot of interest in watching a bunch of people wearing cgi costumes standing in cgi rooms 1898755
Reposted by Jordan Thornquestjessica BONEStown @newfoundgloryhole.bsky.social · 07/07/2026THE ACKROOMS 125136412874
Reposted by Jordan ThornquestJason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Watching simultaneous fireworks and lightning bolts is a surreal experience, like we’re going to war with the sky and it’s fighting back 18138283
Reposted by Jordan Thornquestdrew @grmnygrmny.bsky.social · 29/06/2026my 13 years at bandcamp are coming to an end - i’ve been laid off along with most of the remaining engineers. best job i’ve ever had, working with the best people you could ever work with. unceremonious end to quite a ride. 55641163
