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I just be saying shit on here don't mind me. 31.

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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 10h
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Pissedoffpundit @pissedoffpundant.bsky.social · 13h
No shit🤔💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 21h
It’s not nearly as advanced as they want you to think….
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Freethinkers United For Change @freethinkersunite.bsky.social · 19h
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Jon @jontonamo.bsky.social · 17h
Watching The Pentaverate for the first time and holy shit it's so funny.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Brian as a sim
The text
"Don't call me handsome if you ain't gon hand me some Totinos pizza rolls"

(Sold my soul for pizza rolls)
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a high school basketball game. The home team is down 9 points, and some players are looking discouraged on the bench. The coach points to a player just out of frame and says, “flippers, you’re in!” Panel 2: the away team attempts a deep 2-point shot, possibly to beat the buzzer, which is blocked by Flippers, a whale who doesn’t even have his arms up. Panel 3: the game ends and the home team excitedly crowd around Flippers, who won them the game. A player from the away team looks stunned, with his hands on his head.
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Jon @jontonamo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Heating up a can of baked beans for lunch. I need groceries. 🤣
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Pissedoffpundit @pissedoffpundant.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
True story🤔...
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Jon @jontonamo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Concealed carry for everyone!
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Pissedoffpundit @pissedoffpundant.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Excellent reply😂👏💯👏💯👏💯👏💯👏💯👏💯👏💯
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Love this 👇
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@dhookstead

Did we cancel D-Day because of a little rough weather? No. Play the damn game.

Readers added context

D-Day was delayed by a day because of the weather
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🐢🫂🤗🌍
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Perfect, just in time for Avatar 4.
"I wanted the Avatar aliens to be yellow. But yellow CGI is too hard. Don't expect yellow aliens until 2060 at the earliest. "
-James Cameron
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Monica @softtail65.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lol 😅🎶🤣
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Drink Hogwater. It’s on your side.
A can of "Hog Water Green Flavor" is displayed with text that reads, "Contains the same chemicals as chemtrails. But this time they're on OUR side." A plane is depicted leaving a trail in the sky.
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Jack Cousteau ⚓️ @angrywaterman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 03/10/2026
a massage isn't enough, i need to be comically run through several large gears
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Pissedoffpundit @pissedoffpundant.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yup🤔...
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@Favwontmiss

WHY ARE WE SO QUICK TO ASSUME POOR PEOPLE WILL TAKE MORE THAN THEY NEED, BUT SO QUIET ABOUT THE PEOPLE AT THE TOP WHO HAVE ALREADY HOARDED MORE THAN ANYONE COULD EVER NEED?
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm sick of all the negativity on here, so today's Low Quality Ad is for this inspirational Rainbow Pin. I don't know about you guys, but I really needed to see this today. collabs.shop/cjw8ak
An enamel pin featuring a pastel rainbow arching over white clouds, with a pink banner in front reading "IT GETS WORSE" in white capital letters.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: underwater ocean camera view of a whale fall on the sea floor, with various bottom feeders and weird fishes crawling around the decomposing remains. Off panel, someone says, “hang on a second…” Panel 2: the speaker is a member of a marine biologist crew, remotely viewing the video footage from a computer monitor. The biologist is leaning against his colleague’s chair. He continues, “pan the camera back.” Panel 3: Back underwater, the POV shifts to the other end of the whale carcass. There’s a large spider crab with a standing just off to the side. It has a human face in a neutral expression, and is wearing glasses. The marine biologist says, “I think I went to high school with that guy.”
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Jon @jontonamo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I hate washing dishes. By hand even more, and I don't have a dishwasher. All week one side of the sink has been full 🥹 i do that side that sat the night before but I just can't bring myself to do all the dishes at once. I dont know what my aversion is. Just hate it.
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Jon @jontonamo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
September 29th was 4 years off the sauce for me. It is still less than half the time I was drinking heavily. Being an alcoholic is my greatest shame. How embarrassing that a substance had that much of a hold on me for so long. That I couldn't kick it until I was about to lose everything.
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Jon @jontonamo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There are people that go 48 hours without leaving their house?
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The GREAT HOUDINI @thegreathoudini.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
LMFAO
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Jon @jontonamo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In 5th grade I had a friend named Shane, who was a really funny dude all around, but he used to use the phrase "get naked and slap weiner together." altogether too much, and the funny phrase has never left me.
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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 02/10/2026
Soon you could buy a gun online and have it shipped to your door without ever setting foot in a gun store—if a Trump administration proposal is finalized. Donald Trump Jr. is a shareholder and board member of a company that says it’s “uniquely positioned” to capitalize on the opportunity.
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Freethinkers United For Change @freethinkersunite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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uncletantra.bsky.social @uncletantra.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sorta sounds like the kind of thing a cult leader would say, right?
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Michael Legel @mjlegel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
From the Blog 2024
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Jon @jontonamo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bed is just so cozy. It's like a trap.
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Jon @jontonamo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No no, you misunderstand. When I say "PISS! Piss out my ass!" It is a reference to the episode of South Park where Cartman pretends to have Tourette Syndrome.
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Absolutely 💯 Agree…. If feeding a hungry kid accidentally benefits an "undeserving" kid, I am prepared to live with this devastating outcome.
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Drex @drex.dev · 01/10/2026
We are just products of our time
A tumblr post from cerastes

Boomer, fragile and ignorant: "My wife is a demon (derogatory)"

Me, powerful and wise: "My wife is a demon (affectionately) (lustful) (longingly)"
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me 60% of the time scrolling here now that it’s October. I’m cool with it.
Comic panel of the ninja turtle Raphael saying “wow a demon babe.” There is an actual demon babe in the background
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
RIP Ted.
"I've invented a new kind of facial hair. It's like a beard, without all that chin bullshit.' "
NEWS NETWORI
-Ted Turner
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Princess Cuntwrap Supreme 🇺🇦 @elisabethinwa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We are all dead and this is hell. No other explanation
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy Cow 🐄 Compilation
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
CEO: We need to cut costs. Accountant: We paid you $50 million last year. You are being paid $1 million for this meeting. CEO: Who's that in the hallway? Accountant: That's Greg. He is the only thing keeping this company together. We pay him in nickels and Grubhub gift cards. CEO: Fire Greg.
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A Choose Your Own Adventure book
Fourteen Beers At Chilis 
Brian fighting some ninjas
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The GREAT HOUDINI @thegreathoudini.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What an EMBARRASSMENT, DISGRACE AND UTTER FAILURE AS A PRESIDENT.
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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