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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 17h
Most TV is just this now.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
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Jonathan Roberts @jonrob5000.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s always staggering how perfect Jeremy Brett is as Holmes.
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archivetvmusings @archivetvmusings.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
On this day in 1979, part one of City of Death was broadcast.
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🎃 Smersh Pod 🎃 @smershpod.com · 29/09/2026
Can announce that the film to be covered (as it were) at Live Smersh will be ADVENTURES OF A PRIVATE EYE. Get your tickets!
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Will Potter @williampotter.com · 28/09/2026
And UK readers can pick up GEEZER here: geezerblimey.bigcartel.com
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GeezerBlimey
The comic-book exploits of the greatest Britpop band you've never heard of.
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Jonathan Roberts @jonrob5000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Time to say BUY GEEZER!!! It’s a brilliant tale of the battle between being on the cusp of greatness and self-sabotage, seen through a non-rose tinted lens of the 90s while perfectly capturing that pre-corporate 90s energy. If that doesn’t make sense, just go my first sentence #comics
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Jonathan Roberts @jonrob5000.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thank you @sonofkaras.bsky.social for another much-needed dose of Santo. From the two-note organist kittens to the #SpaceApeCinema crew, it’s been a blast
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Jonathan Roberts @jonrob5000.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ok I genuinely thought he was going to run through the wall, not climb it 🙄 #SpaceApeCinema
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Jonathan Roberts @jonrob5000.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ooh, is he about to be offered a cigar? #SpaceApeCinema
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Young Frankenstein: Cigars!
ALT: Young Frankenstein: Cigars!
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BITriff @bitriff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"You'll be rich beyond your dreams!" "But I don't dream of being rich." "WELL THEN IT WILL 'BE BEYOND YOUR DREAMS', WON'T IT THEN?" #SpaceApeCinema
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Jonathan Roberts @jonrob5000.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Diabolical Axe #SpaceApeCinema
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Jonathan Roberts @jonrob5000.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The doctor is going to mentally project Santo back through time? Looks like X-Men: Days Of Future Past has some explaining to do #SpaceApeCinema
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Jonathan Roberts @jonrob5000.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Can’t help but feel that photographer isn’t very into his job #SpaceApeCinema
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Jonathan Roberts @jonrob5000.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Who knew Santo was so into Joy Division? #SpaceApeCinema
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Jonathan Roberts @jonrob5000.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well, I’ve found my Robot name: PERFECTON #SpaceApeCinema
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Son of Karas (AKA Quandaryman) @sonofkaras.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Happy birthday, Santo! #SpaceApeCinema starts now!
title stll for Santo in THE DIABOLICAL AXE
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Son of Karas (AKA Quandaryman) @sonofkaras.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#SpaceApeCinema tonight at 1AM E, we'd announced a spy flick for our Mexico night, but Santo's 109th birthday struck on Sept. 23rd. We can't visit Mexico in September without Santo. We hope you'll join us for the tale of his ancestry and the magical origin of his mask and cape in THE DIABOLICAL AXE.
Mexican lobby card for Santo in THE DIABOLICAL AXE. Reorganized artwork from the poster featuring a man in a black mask as he holds an axe, an image of a zombie and a clouded full moon, Santo's head from the back, and an inserted still from the film with Santo fighting the axe-wielding masked man while Santo's professor friend stands by watching.
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Jonathan Roberts @jonrob5000.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Part 2 of the @wheezingpod.bsky.social Odyssey through this Doctor Who / Dalek classic. Like the Odyssey, it’s not the most direct journey but it makes for a better story podcasts.apple.com/sg/podcast/a...
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Seth Masket @smotus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Interviewing the inventor of napalm about his hats
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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Halloween Vader is a now in my store. Sticker/magnet/tee. www.infinitebacon.com
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Jonathan Roberts @jonrob5000.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ronnie Barker birthday Day
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Jonathan Roberts @jonrob5000.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A plea to writers in charge of long-running characters. PLEASE do not have them discover they’re fictional or meet the author.
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Jonathan Roberts @jonrob5000.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Did you know in this scene Alan Rickman didn’t know it was a real helmet and broke his foot? Oh wait…
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Photo of a vintage book cover featuring a bearded man chopping planks of wood in half. Title and copy read

Defeating Wood

Teach Wood
The Lesson It Has Long Deserved

Gary Arkanasse
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A Wheezing Groaning Sound @wheezingpod.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The Dalek Invasion of Earth (Part One) shows.acast.com/wheezing/epi...
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The Dalek Invasion of Earth (Part One) | A Wheezing Groaning Sound
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Sean Phillips @seanphillips.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I did a film poster!
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Pip @pipmadeley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Every Season 17 should begin with a tongue-in-cheek all-female regeneration #BakeOff #GBBO #DoctorWho
It's the end for Prue Leith. But the moment has been prepared for...Dr Prue departs...Nigella Lawson arrives.A new era for Bake Off. Dr Who remains out to tender.
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Phil Nobile Jr. @philnobilejr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HALF is a daywalker vampire action movie with the same fight choreographer from THE RAID movies. 96 minutes of gory mayhem. #fantasticfest
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Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Live from the UN:
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Jonathan Roberts @jonrob5000.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Guilty as charged
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Jonathan Roberts @jonrob5000.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
S-igh
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/09/2026
Pete Hegseth Deploys 3,000 U.S. Troops On Beer Run theonion.com/pete-hegseth-deploys-3…
Pete Hegseth Deploys 3,000 U.S. Troops On Beer Run
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
been thinkin about how robots are gonna kill us
Scratchy drawing of a two panel comic.
Panel 1: 
Titled:“How we thought robots would kill us”
A robot shoots a human to death with a gun. It screams “Die flesh sack”

Panel 2:
Titled “How robots will actually kill us”
A MediBot is injecting something into a humans arm. The bot says “Whooops. I injected you with cancer instead of insulin. That’s on me”
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Jonathan Roberts @jonrob5000.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Awfully Rainy part 326 or something. (Though it’s really more of an excuse to put some images to Weyes Blood) #awfullyrainy #weyesblood #Singapore
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Scarred For Life Books @scarredforlife.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If they gave out BAFTAs for PIFs, Ken Stott would have one in the bag for his incredible performance in 1988's DRINKING AND DRIVING WRECKS LIVES: A FIREMAN'S TALE...
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Jonathan Roberts @jonrob5000.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Same issue across the world: “I know it’s not allowed but surely I’m the exception? I got away with it before…”
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Joanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Turned down last week: 2 festivals with no budget for speakers 1 writing course with no budget for teachers 1 film project with no budget to option the book - plus they wanted me to write the screenplay. For free. Don't do it, kids. Don't work for free. Because to them, what's free is worthless.
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Jonathan Roberts @jonrob5000.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Delicate or not, it’s filth
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Jonathan Roberts @jonrob5000.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Is this why Disney bought Star Wars? So it can fully own moments like this?
Darth Vader alters the deal
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Jonathan Roberts @jonrob5000.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Brilliant deep dive as always, another excellent amalgam of pop-culture curiosity and the inner-workings of TV production
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LEE GATLIN @neilaglet.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Couple more old ones #batmanday
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Joe Ford @docoho44.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Wonderful human being Tom Neenan gets out the feather duster to add extra shine to his ten favourite classic Doctor Who stories... podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/a...
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John J. Hoare @dirtyfeed.org · 20/09/2026
Hands up who wants some fun research into The Young Ones? Brand new on Dirty Feed: the truth about Colin Baker's appearance, or rather non-appearance, on the show. www.dirtyfeed.org/2026/09/evil...
Rick with his hands in the air, from The Young Ones, "Bambi"
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Jonathan Roberts @jonrob5000.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just in case you were wondering about Batman’s toilet issues
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LEE GATLIN @neilaglet.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Some old ones for #batmanday
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Jonathan Roberts @jonrob5000.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Well that was a wonderfully confusing and entertaining film. An adult-themed kids adventure with an almost shockingly gentle outro. Amazing. Roddy Piper is always great. Thanks @sonofkaras.bsky.social and all #SpaceApeCinema crew
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Jonathan Roberts @jonrob5000.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s a beautiful area with those rock formations. Might even bump into a Gorn #SpaceApeCinema
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Jonathan Roberts @jonrob5000.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
OMG it’s Fury Road!!! #SpaceApeCinema
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Jonathan Roberts @jonrob5000.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Somewhere along the way, someone asked “What time do we go for? Serious? Comedic? Understated? Over the top?” And the answer they got was “Yes” #SpaceApeCinema
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