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@bitriff.bsky.social
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Movie riffing, live twee... err, live skeet account for Bad Idea Theater. #BMovieManiacs #DriveInMob #SpaceApeCinema, etc. I only follow riffers. For Bad Idea Theater theme camp, see @badideatheater.com

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BITriff @bitriff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You've been murdered. Who do you want on the case?
 Bill Pullman as Daryl Zero
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BITriff @bitriff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lorena! It's about damn time. ...Annnd she's gone. #SpaceApeCinema
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BITriff @bitriff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I swear I got through an entire 6 cracker & spread snack pack while Santo was climbing over walls. #SpaceApeCinema
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BITriff @bitriff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Damn they be watching an awesome movie over on #TCMParty. When the Chilean miner crisis medial circus was going down in back in 2010, I emailed a bunch of my friends, urging them to watch ACE IN THE HOLE.
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BITriff @bitriff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sorry I just cannot stay awake. #SpaceApeCinema
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BITriff @bitriff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"You'll be rich beyond your dreams!" "But I don't dream of being rich." "WELL THEN IT WILL 'BE BEYOND YOUR DREAMS', WON'T IT THEN?" #SpaceApeCinema
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BITriff @bitriff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
All the best movies have giant bat, usually for no reason. #SpaceApeCinema
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BITriff @bitriff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"In return for your life, I will take your soul!" "Will you take an I.O.U.?" "IDIOT! This is an I.O.U.!" #SpaceApeCinema
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BITriff @bitriff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
At the risk of repeating myself, I will repeat myself: ¡Lorena Velázquez está muy caliente! #SpaceApeCinema
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BITriff @bitriff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell the blood of a COMIC RELIEF #SpaceApeCinema
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BITriff @bitriff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Right into the wraslin', baby! #SpaceApeCinema
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BITriff @bitriff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#SpaceApeCinema
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BITriff @bitriff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Monks. The same everywhere. #SpaceApeCinema
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BITriff @bitriff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This ending... Wait wut? #Riffotronic
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BITriff @bitriff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have to say there were a few brief shots of Nick hanging on to the wing of the plane that looked pretty real. WTF? #Riffotronic
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BITriff @bitriff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"THE BRITISH ARE COMING!" The best line in the first (and last) revolutionary war porno. #Riffotronic
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BITriff @bitriff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nick comes face to face with the startling realization that he is one ugly SOB. #Riffotronic
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BITriff @bitriff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
TRY AND STOP ME! #Riffotronic
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BITriff @bitriff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#Riffotronic
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BITriff @bitriff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is the one fight scene in motion picture history where he would have been better off to lead with his chin. #Riffotronic
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BITriff @bitriff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"What is your N number?" "I dunno, I think at least an 8 or a 9. I get a lot of complements about it." "Not END, 'N'! " #Riffotronic
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BITriff @bitriff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I confess I've never been able to bring myself to watch this turd before. Now I know why. #Riffotronic
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BITriff @bitriff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Holy christ, don't you realize that would lead to a critical chin mass? #Riffotronic
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BITriff @bitriff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nick, the total genius who entirely fucked up the timeline, calls on his good friends and benifactors at EvilCorp for help. What could possibly go wrong? #Riffotronic
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BITriff @bitriff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nick: "This is all my fault." #Riffotronic
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BITriff @bitriff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nick read "A Sound of Thunder" and thought it was a bunch of bullshit. "Nobody's gonna tell me what not to do with MY time machine!" en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Sound... #Riffotronic
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A Sound of Thunder - Wikipedia
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BITriff @bitriff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🎵It's a great big beautiful tomorrow🎵 #Riffotronic
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BITriff @bitriff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This just in; time travel makeout scene destroys humanity, film at eleven. #Riffotronic
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BITriff @bitriff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"You have to expect this sort of thing Nick. After all she is a woman and subject to hee-stare-ee-ya." #Riffotronic
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BITriff @bitriff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The ghost of H.G. Wells is listening to this coffee/spoon theory and is power vomiting in his grave. #Riffotronic
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BITriff @bitriff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Molecule accelerators" #Riffotronic
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BITriff @bitriff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He does look familiar, now that you mention it. #Riffotronic
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BITriff @bitriff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There once was a man who had a Cessna, a Commodore 64, and a 10 speed bike. Naturally he concluded "that's all anyone needs to make a science fiction movie!" #Riffotronic
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BITriff @bitriff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My browser screwed up. Are about a minute or so in to the feature? #Riffotronic
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Son of Karas (AKA Quandaryman) @sonofkaras.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#SpaceApeCinema tonight at 1AM E, we'd announced a spy flick for our Mexico night, but Santo's 109th birthday struck on Sept. 23rd. We can't visit Mexico in September without Santo. We hope you'll join us for the tale of his ancestry and the magical origin of his mask and cape in THE DIABOLICAL AXE.
Mexican lobby card for Santo in THE DIABOLICAL AXE. Reorganized artwork from the poster featuring a man in a black mask as he holds an axe, an image of a zombie and a clouded full moon, Santo's head from the back, and an inserted still from the film with Santo fighting the axe-wielding masked man while Santo's professor friend stands by watching.
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Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Regarding the AI skin people are calling an “actress” Studio types would LOVE this to succeed, so the skin is being featured and anthropomorphized in the mainstream press. Remember, movie producers left money on the table pre-1910 and refused to credit movie actors
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BITriff @bitriff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#BMovieManiacs
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BITriff @bitriff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Thank you mam! It's good to know I still have fans." #BMovieManiacs
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BITriff @bitriff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yootoob serves up "It! The Terror From Beyond Space". #BMovieManiacs
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BITriff @bitriff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I keep pitching AdblockPlus, but nobody ever listens. #BMovieManiacs
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BITriff @bitriff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
EXTRA CREDIT: Let's learn more about the Detectron Nucliometer together, shall we? #BMovieManiacs orau.org/health-physi...
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BITriff @bitriff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Happy ending? I don't think so. Steve got some 'explainin' to do! #BMovieManiacs
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BITriff @bitriff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Movie legend created, before your very eyes! #Bmoviemaniacs
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BITriff @bitriff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Your workers will work day and night, around the clock!" "He's planning on starting Amazon! YOU FIEND!" #Bmoviemaniacs
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BITriff @bitriff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He should have studied a more authentic source. #Bmoviemaniacs
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BITriff @bitriff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Woah, I dozed off there for 15 minutes or so. How could thah have happened? #Bmoviemaniacs
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BITriff @bitriff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"I need a host, a human body. Perhaps the young lady would be the best." "What about the dog?" "I'm thinking young lady though." "But the dog will be nearest to..." "I SAID THE YOUNG LADY! And your lingerie collection too if you don't mind." #Bmoviemaniacs
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BITriff @bitriff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Do not be afraid. I am not of your earth." "No shit Braniac." #Bmoviemaniacs
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BITriff @bitriff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"We'll leave tomorrow morning. You get the food and water and I'll get the bondage gear." "What did you say?" "I'll get the other gear." "No, before that. You know I'm never up before noon." #Bmoviemaniacs
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BITriff @bitriff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#Bmoviemaniacs #OldiesButMoldies
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